OMFG Is this retarded or what??
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2008 16:10    Post subject: OMFG Is this retarded or what??
Okay, here's the situation, I have an internet provider(well duh, wouldn't be typing here if I hadn't), and the last 3 weeks I cannot access www.imdb.com anymore, it might work like a few times a week at most. Other people I know who don't have my ISP can freely access IMDB, so the problem clearly lies with my ISP. So thats when I started asking my contacts and people I knew who were also with my ISP, and it turns out that they too cannot access www.imdb.com?

So I emailed my ISP stating the obvious, to which they replied the following, and plz try and control your laughter,

Quote:
Dear Pfiemelcheese

We have received your lettre in good conduct and wish to thank you for this.

Our specialized services have investigated this problem and it turns out that the problem indeed does not lie at our end but with IMDB. It seems that they haven't entered the DNS servers from 'our ISP' and thanks to this customers cannot access their website. This can only be adjusted by IDMB itself.

Sincere regards


Now don't get me wrong but isn't that the most retared answer you will ever see if you ever saw one?? So they'r telling me some website has to enter all the DNS IP's of every single motherfucking ISP on this fucking entire planet, consider how many smaller websites would be scratching their heads not getting traffic cuz they forgot to enter about a 500,000 DNS Ip's:LOL: WTF do I say to these morons so they understand that some fucking website is merely hosted on a fucking domain which doesn't need to fucking do anything, its fucking me thats sending the DNS requests, not fucking IMDB that needs my fucking ISP's DNS addresses.


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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2008 16:18    Post subject:
If it's indeed a DNS issue, try using this: http://www.opendns.com/
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2008 16:21    Post subject:
But answer my question, are they full of shit or what??


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Parallax_
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2008 16:23    Post subject:
It's a problem with their DNS cache, I bet.

Laughing @ their customer support. Who runs it? Muppets? Laughing


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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2008 16:25    Post subject:
my ISP has had trouble with DNS as well, as have others worldwide after some prominent hacks / exploits half a year ago and server-patching / -restructuring afterwards afaik. Never had any problems before, but the last few months have been erratic...
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2008 17:00    Post subject:
I sent an angry mail, if they don't fix it fast I will post their mailing to the largest internetforum in our country, its visited by hundreds of thousands of users, and well it will show their incompetence, cuz pointing the finger to others is very easy and that shit don't fly with the Pfiemelcheese, they wanna play hardball, they can get it:D


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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2008 17:52    Post subject:
Surely u pasted that from the response? If so I am having a hard time believing someone would make such rediculous spelling mistakes, and there with your on another emo ride for attention once again..
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2008 17:53    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
But answer my question, are they full of shit or what??

Of course they are! Can't you move to another ISP?
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2008 17:55    Post subject:
I pasted that from their response yes, and I am trying to copycat Waldo, in a month from now I will be the biggest emofuck on this forum, thats my only goal in life mate, my e-pfiemel needs to grow else me is unhappy:LOL: People need to feel empathy for me, I long for you guys' attention isn't that obvious, I am indeed an attention whore, and I like it in every orifice, so bring it on noodles:)


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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2008 18:00    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
But answer my question, are they full of shit or what??

Of course they are! Can't you move to another ISP?


Nah not gonna move to another ISP, but I like dissing them and showing them how full of shit they are, so first I am gonna have some more mailing with them and then I'll post all their nonsense on this big internetforum, its kind of a userbase for my country where all the ISP's are listed and complaints are logged. And then I can have my fun again eh, last time I pulled a stunt like that I got an angry call from my then current ISP telling me I lost my connection and that they were gonna sue me for slander hahaha. I got several signed letters that I had to pay bla bla bla, I said, sue me bitch on the phone and I hang up on his ass. I posted my entire story on that site as well and 3 months after that the company was bankrupt cuz everyone started complaining:LOL: All it takes is one little woodpecker to start chopping, pretty soon trees will fall:) And yes then its comforting to see that indeed the little guy can still win, all it takes is an audience:)


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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2008 18:00    Post subject:
why dont u just nicely say, look guys people fuck me off in life, had a rough ride with it, so anychance of some male bonding here.. ? lol im sure dazz will give u a nice massage as well to chill you out a bit Razz
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2008 18:11    Post subject:
I don't like Dazz, but you sure look like a nice little playfella for me noodles:P


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swingman




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2008 18:38    Post subject:
It's a darn shame you can still connect to this site.Sad
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JahLux
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2008 18:40    Post subject:
oww
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Reg67




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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Dec 2008 19:31    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
Surely u pasted that from the response? If so I am having a hard time believing someone would make such rediculous spelling mistakes, and there with your on another emo ride for attention once again..


I think you mean ridiculous Smile
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