FFS I HATE MY WOMAN
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Lathieza




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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Nov 2008 10:13    Post subject: FFS I HATE MY WOMAN
Why are they allway so fucking complicated ?????
FFS .... i really start to hate mine, if she comes later on again with a stupid answer i really tell her to Fuck off and to GET OUT OF MY LIVE !!!!!
Telling me constantly to do this this and this ... but meaning something completlly different


In this moments i wish i were gay .... men are not even half that complicated.
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Nov 2008 10:29    Post subject:
dude if she comes home not happy to see you then it's a pure sign that she was with someone else I tell ya
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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Nov 2008 12:31    Post subject:
Yeah man, she's been banging those nice pussyflaps of hers on some other dude's ballsacks, pound, smash, klank, klank, woooosh, getting all wet on his hard cock, he's ejaculating all of his semen in that sweet little mouth of hers, and she's saying mmmmmm gonna kiss Lathieza with this mouth as soon as I get home so he can taste my new boyfriends cum:) And she's probably around doing more men enjoying her newfound freedom, banging and sucking cock left to right.


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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Nov 2008 12:37    Post subject:
Yeah if things are looking annoying to you, just call her out, if she cares she will get a bit pissed off maybe but let you know things are ok (you goto have some good social/life skills to be aware if shes telling truth or not though), if shes pauses too long grab her shit and throw her out the window.
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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Nov 2008 14:27    Post subject: Re: FFS I HATE MY WOMAN
Lathieza wrote:
Telling me constantly to do this this and this ... but meaning something completlly different


Even worse if they want you to know what they want from you, but they ain't telling... Sad
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Kamikaze666




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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Nov 2008 17:07    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
Yeah man, she's been banging those nice pussyflaps of hers on some other dude's ballsacks, pound, smash, klank, klank, woooosh, getting all wet on his hard cock, he's ejaculating all of his semen in that sweet little mouth of hers, and she's saying mmmmmm gonna kiss Lathieza with this mouth as soon as I get home so he can taste my new boyfriends cum:) And she's probably around doing more men enjoying her newfound freedom, banging and sucking cock left to right.


I was gonna say that. Neutral


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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Nov 2008 17:41    Post subject: Re: FFS I HATE MY WOMAN
Lathieza wrote:
In this moments i wish i were gay .... men are not even half that complicated.


Should you decide to turn gay - talk to Leonatan..he always goes on and on about homosexuals, so I think he is trying to find a partner so he can get out of the closet.


shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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spilmer
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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Nov 2008 17:58    Post subject: Re: FFS I HATE MY WOMAN
Anthirs wrote:
Lathieza wrote:
In this moments i wish i were gay .... men are not even half that complicated.


Should you decide to turn gay - talk to Leonatan..he always goes on and on about homosexuals, so I think he is trying to find a partner so he can get out of the closet.
Laughing


IM TOO EPIC FOR THIS SHIT.......
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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Nov 2008 18:03    Post subject:
i lolled too.


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Lathieza




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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Nov 2008 20:38    Post subject: Re: FFS I HATE MY WOMAN
spilmer wrote:
Anthirs wrote:
Lathieza wrote:
In this moments i wish i were gay .... men are not even half that complicated.


Should you decide to turn gay - talk to Leonatan..he always goes on and on about homosexuals, so I think he is trying to find a partner so he can get out of the closet.
Laughing



Lol.... but no thanks... In any direction near that scenerio i prefer to cut my own dick off
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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Nov 2008 21:45    Post subject:
if you do, make a video, hahahaha
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Lathieza




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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Nov 2008 23:55    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
if you do, make a video, hahahaha


Lol wanted to warm you up with a movie when i bumped against this.....

Thanks ... now i have a serious trauma

http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=49774
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Nov 2008 02:21    Post subject: Re: FFS I HATE MY WOMAN
bringiton wrote:
Lathieza wrote:
Telling me constantly to do this this and this ... but meaning something completlly different


Even worse if they want you to know what they want from you, but they ain't telling... Sad


That's really strange. I don't do this crap. Maybe I'm not a woman.. maybe I'm a guy trapped in a woman's body Shocked


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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Nov 2008 02:26    Post subject: Re: FFS I HATE MY WOMAN
Lathieza wrote:
spilmer wrote:
Anthirs wrote:


Should you decide to turn gay - talk to Leonatan..he always goes on and on about homosexuals, so I think he is trying to find a partner so he can get out of the closet.
Laughing



Lol.... but no thanks... In any direction near that scenerio i prefer to cut my own dick off

http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=49774
It must of been you then?
You posted a link bloodyl Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Nov 2008 04:14    Post subject: Re: FFS I HATE MY WOMAN
Lathieza wrote:
Why are they allway so fucking complicated ?????
FFS .... i really start to hate mine, if she comes later on again with a stupid answer i really tell her to Fuck off and to GET OUT OF MY LIVE !!!!!
Telling me constantly to do this this and this ... but meaning something completlly different


In this moments i wish i were gay .... men are not even half that complicated.
yea women are fucking stupid.
i got shouted into the bedroom to pass my wife a bottle of fucking water off the floor after i passed it to her she came out with " fucking hell im completly awake now why do you always come in here and wake me up!"

i couldnt fucking believe it!
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Nov 2008 05:05    Post subject:
What pisses me off is how difficult it is to stay angry at them when you're really attracted to them. Damn women and their jiggly bodies!


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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Nov 2008 09:14    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
What pisses me off is how difficult it is to stay angry at them when you're really attracted to them. Damn women and their jiggly bodies!


jiggly bodies....you dating fatties?

women i date, well the only part of their body that jiggles their tits or maybe their ass if they have a nice plump one.

I wouldnt date a woman with a jiggly body.....dont like fatties

Razz

But hey, to each his own my friend. If thats what your into then its all good. Whatever blows your hair back right? Smile


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 00:08    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
What pisses me off is how difficult it is to stay angry at them when you're really attracted to them. Damn women and their jiggly bodies!


jiggly bodies....you dating fatties?

women i date, well the only part of their body that jiggles their tits or maybe their ass if they have a nice plump one.

I wouldnt date a woman with a jiggly body.....dont like fatties

Razz

But hey, to each his own my friend. If thats what your into then its all good. Whatever blows your hair back right? Smile


First off, fuck you. I do like a bit of the chub.

Secondly, of course I was referring to tits and ass, what else!


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 00:21    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
What pisses me off is how difficult it is to stay angry at them when you're really attracted to them. Damn women and their jiggly bodies!


jiggly bodies....you dating fatties?

women i date, well the only part of their body that jiggles their tits or maybe their ass if they have a nice plump one.

I wouldnt date a woman with a jiggly body.....dont like fatties

Razz

But hey, to each his own my friend. If thats what your into then its all good. Whatever blows your hair back right? Smile


First off, fuck you. I do like a bit of the chub.

Secondly, of course I was referring to tits and ass, what else!


Laughing I was just kiddin with ya bud, geez, chillax Smile


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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 00:28    Post subject:
not to be crude, but you do need something to grab on to while doggy style Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 00:31    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
not to be crude, but you do need something to grab on to while doggy style Wink


hips and fat are two different things man Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 00:32    Post subject:
I meant grabbing and squeezing ass, not hips Wink


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 00:35    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
I meant grabbing and squeezing ass, not hips Wink


now Im confused. You said you need something to grab on to while hittin it from the back. If your not talking about hips (for leverage) and about ass and tits, still, a chick doesnt need to be fat for that. Women I sleep with arent super skinny (like to the point where you can see bone) but they dont have rolls...that shit isnt sexy.


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 00:42    Post subject:
they still need to have somewhat of an ass, and yes probably enough that it would bounce around a bit Wink


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 00:44    Post subject:
yeah, but a chick doesnt have to be fat to have an ass that bounces.
THe chick thats staying over this weekend is in great shape and ive slept with her before, her ass jiggles/bounces when you hittin it from behind and its nice and soft and supple when you grab it.


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lhzr




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 00:48    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
THe chick thats staying over this weekend is in great shape and ive slept with her before, her ass jiggles/bounces when you hittin it from behind and its nice and soft and supple when you grab it.

translation:

Wink
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 02:05    Post subject:
I nominate Syco's "youating fatties?" as nforce post of the year 2008 Laughing Laughing

I love my new chick, shes got some nice DD's and a small waist, which is a first for me.

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lhzr




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 09:22    Post subject:
i was expecting a pic in that spoiler Sad
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 11:54    Post subject:
Deelix's facts:

fat/big chicks = big breasts
thin chicks = small breasts/fake breasts

...its just the way it is
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Devi-Lee




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Nov 2008 12:29    Post subject:
Hate skinny bony ass on a chick. There must be enough fat for you to bounce off. Otherwise it's too much work.
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