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PistolWhip




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2008 02:46    Post subject:
DarkPassenger wrote:
Mchart wrote:
Fuck being scared of spiders. I got something that should make you really scared.
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At least there is no way you could swallow a whale while sleeping.

EDIT: That's a whale, right?


Its a whale Shark. BTW they are extremely friendly towards people.
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2008 06:25    Post subject:
lol i can only write rommantic shit Sad i can't do horror.


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Phluxed
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2008 08:34    Post subject:
That whale could swallow YOU when you're sleeping, bitch.


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bringiton




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2008 09:27    Post subject:
Phluxed wrote:
That whale could swallow YOU when you're sleeping, bitch.


But only while sleeping with the fishes Wink Or who sleeps under water? Razz
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Nov 2008 17:25    Post subject:
aquaman!


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ZimZimma




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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2008 03:11    Post subject:
PistolWhip wrote:

Its a whale Shark. BTW they are extremely friendly towards people.


What, like...sexually?
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2008 03:21    Post subject:


somebody quote me please Laughing
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2008 03:36    Post subject:
asshole


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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2008 03:50    Post subject:
Waldo, you should give the game two worlds a try. It had my ex-girlfriend screaming because of the huge and very hairy and huge spiders Very Happy
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2008 08:39    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:


somebody quote me please Laughing


no
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deelix
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2008 08:49    Post subject:
lol don't get why people are so hysterically afraid of spiders...
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2008 08:54    Post subject:
they're scary Sad


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Submiqent




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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2008 09:07    Post subject:
lol, there's statistically so many spiders in the world, that you're never more than 3 meters away from one at any given time.
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2008 09:17    Post subject:
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2008 09:20    Post subject:
Some people even claim you eat spiders in your sleep :\
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Bamso




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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2008 10:25    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Some people even claim you eat spiders in your sleep :\


yea i heard that everyone eats about 8 spiders in their sleep through out your full life.

though i think its abit high that number, but it probably also depends on where you live, i can imagine someone living in a rainforest(indian tribes or something) to eat more then 8 spiders through their life, so that probably jacks the number up abit.
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Bamso




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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2008 10:28    Post subject:
oh forgot this...


here's the spider Razz


here's the bite Shocked


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2008 10:47    Post subject:
Bamso wrote:
deelix wrote:
Some people even claim you eat spiders in your sleep :\


yea i heard that everyone eats about 8 spiders in their sleep through out your full life.

though i think its abit high that number, but it probably also depends on where you live, i can imagine someone living in a rainforest(indian tribes or something) to eat more then 8 spiders through their life, so that probably jacks the number up abit.


That's an urban myth, and that pics are growse...


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2008 10:56    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
Bamso wrote:
deelix wrote:
Some people even claim you eat spiders in your sleep :\


yea i heard that everyone eats about 8 spiders in their sleep through out your full life.

though i think its abit high that number, but it probably also depends on where you live, i can imagine someone living in a rainforest(indian tribes or something) to eat more then 8 spiders through their life, so that probably jacks the number up abit.


That's an urban myth, and that pics are growse...


Yea it is, but they actually studied it(who 'they' are i have no idea) filming people for a year and got to those results... no source though

Got this from some spider website with alot of q's and a's

Quote:
There is a story about humans eating eight spiders a year in our sleep without knowing it and that it was supposedly tested by filming people in their sleep for a year. It is hard to believe that a group of people in different sleeping situations would have been filmed for a year or more to validate this statement. It is possible for a spider to walk into your mouth and trigger the swallowing mechanism at the back of the throat and this could in fact occur on a rare occasion. It may even be true that there are a few people out there who have unknowingly eaten eight spiders in the last twelve months. This still would not make such a generalisation be considered as true. I certainly wouldn't lose any sleep worrying about spiders while you sleep!!



So yea it probably ain't true, but still disturbing....


hehe found this in the comment section on a Guardian article

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I am a plastic surgeon in Phoenix. It's not the spiders you should be afraid of, but bug parts in processed food. The USA allows a large, large concentration of bugs parts in our processed foods. I guess if you added all the parts up you might just have a spider!

Robb Johnson, Phoenix, AZ, USA
now that's quite disturbing
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2008 17:08    Post subject:
eeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Parabolica




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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2008 17:42    Post subject:
Bamso wrote:
oh forgot this...


here's the spider Razz


here's the bite Shocked


brown recluse, bite can be deadly if left untreated. my mom had a nest of those bastards somewhere in her room, she got bit about once every 5 months or so while she was sleeping.

dad killed one of these that made a web between mom's bedroom and the side picket fence, (about a 5 foot span) squished it between 2 2x4's. (golden orb weaving spider. same type that ate the bird in AU.)



In life, ones success is not determined by their wealth, but by how many attend their funeral..
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2008 17:54    Post subject:
lol what the fuck!!!!! Im scared of lil tiny squint with your eyes and they're gone spiders. You guys are talking about HUGE ass mother fucks. If I see long legs, I get sooo terrified. Sad I'm pretty sure if i saw one of these spiders in my room, i'd just reach for my cyanide stash!! .


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2008 20:00    Post subject:
they're so fucking icky with those legs 'n all... I guess that big mofo won't touch you if you don't touch him (or her !?), but I still won't come close to it (probably would spot it from about 10 - 20 m and then run off screaming like a girl Laughing)


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Parabolica




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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Nov 2008 20:32    Post subject:
golden orb weavers: the females are the big (huge? gigantor? gorgar?) ones, the males are a fraction of the female's size, the females are also sexual cannibals, fuck em and eat em.

[helloween plug.. 'gorgar will eat you!] =P


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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Nov 2008 09:20    Post subject:
The female is huge (like 1 m in diameter), and the male is small (50 cm (?!)) Laughing small my ass...


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Nov 2008 14:05    Post subject:
Parabolica wrote:
golden orb weavers: the females are the big (huge? gigantor? gorgar?) ones, the males are a fraction of the female's size, the females are also sexual cannibals, fuck em and eat em.

[helloween plug.. 'gorgar will eat you!] =P


my dick is gigantor....but this.....this is some serious shit


IM TOO EPIC FOR THIS SHIT.......
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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Nov 2008 14:10    Post subject:
When i was out in dubai the camel spiders used to piss me off, I had to walk from my villa about 1 mile across sand and a maze of odd layed out road networks and you can bet no matter how hard you try you always run into a web somewhere and scream like a girl lol.. What bothered me was I was told that they lay theyre eggs under your skin and when they hatch you can see them move around between your skin layers lol.

Although the ones I encountered mainly were hand size at most, look at this bastard..

some funny stories here from various military types etc about them ..

http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider.htm

Fuck that shit!


Like something out of the fucking film Alien.


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Bamso




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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Nov 2008 14:22    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
The female is huge (like 1 m in diameter), and the male is small (50 cm (?!)) Laughing small my ass...


dude no spiders are 1m in diameter, the largest spider ever was some megarachne

comming in around 50cm in diameter.

todays largest is around 45cm in diameter.
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Nov 2008 16:17    Post subject:
I was paraphrasing... and 50 / 25 ratio is still huge... and icky Very Happy


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Nov 2008 17:10    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
When i was out in dubai the camel spiders used to piss me off, I had to walk from my villa about 1 mile across sand and a maze of odd layed out road networks and you can bet no matter how hard you try you always run into a web somewhere and scream like a girl lol.. What bothered me was I was told that they lay theyre eggs under your skin and when they hatch you can see them move around between your skin layers lol.

Although the ones I encountered mainly were hand size at most, look at this bastard..

some funny stories here from various military types etc about them ..

http://www.camelspiders.net/camel-spider.htm

Fuck that shit!


Like something out of the fucking film Alien.


thats the pic i was just about to post. i NEVER wana come anywhere near one of those bastards.


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