If you had to have sex with one NfoHump member...
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NuclearShadow
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 00:34    Post subject: If you had to have sex with one NfoHump member...
who would it be and why?
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 00:38    Post subject:
There aren't many girls around here... Well, but that shouldn't be a problem.. 65% of our fellow humpers are gay anyway Laughing
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NuclearShadow
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 00:57    Post subject:
TesterWS wrote:
There aren't many girls around here... Well, but that shouldn't be a problem.. 65% of our fellow humpers are gay anyway Laughing


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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 01:10    Post subject:
Ashok0


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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 01:15    Post subject:
damonika (anyone still remembers "her"?) Laughing
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 01:19    Post subject:
Pistolshrimp. In a heartbeat. lol


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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 01:40    Post subject:
The Saint, give him hunreds of lil claw marks all over his back. /me claws


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JahLux
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 02:33    Post subject:
dazz totally
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 02:48    Post subject:
i would love to fuck jenni hard


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Van.Helsing




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 02:59    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
i would love to fuck jenni hard


Ditto, i would seriously john wayne her hip's bro.
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 03:27    Post subject:
Van.Helsing wrote:
Dazz99 wrote:
i would love to fuck jenni hard


Ditto, i would seriously john wayne her hip's bro.
i'd fuck every hole she has and then release all over her face, punch her a few times so she bleeds and then i'd lick it all off and spit it down her throat. I'd then fuck her nostril for an after touch.


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 03:31    Post subject:
then i'd fuck rinze in his tight asshole and sing LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART whilst he screams in pain.


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 03:32    Post subject:
after that I would beat my penis around animalmothers head and then stick it in his mouth and force him to bite down


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 03:34    Post subject:
i wouldn't even stop there, i'm like a mad man. I would then grab spykez, bend his ass over and fuck it for hours on end untill my penis is all numb, i'd probably then beat him around the head with a pencil sharpener just for the fun of it and because it sounds pretty cool.


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 03:35    Post subject:
i'd give syco the best rimjob he has ever had whilst cnz is fucking his mouth and making him gag on his salty penis


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 03:36    Post subject:
and then i'd grab waldoj by hid emo hair and - nevermind i'd probably catch something


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inz




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 03:44    Post subject:
I'd do myself.
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JahLux
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 03:51    Post subject:
good thread
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 03:55    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
and then i'd grab waldoj by hid emo hair and - nevermind i'd probably catch something


Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 03:57    Post subject:
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Van.Helsing




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 05:04    Post subject:
Dazz, fuck bro, after the second reply to yourself i was in stitches , then scrolled and you kept going, good laugh dude.
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 05:39    Post subject:
dazz hurt my bum Sad


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NuclearShadow
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 05:39    Post subject:
kaeye wrote:
Pistolshrimp. In a heartbeat. lol


+1
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 08:06    Post subject:
Me, pistol

and dazz, your one fucked up dude man, but ya made me laugh Smile Laughing


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KrAzY-KaMeL




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 08:26    Post subject:
So basically you guys picked the only 2 predominant females on the board? This thread is pretty pointless, if anything it should have been who of the same sex would you have sex with given the population of guys on here. But it kinda turned into that anyway. Laughing

And what the hell happened to the female moderator, you know the one with her nose in the stratosphere who thought herself and her country were superior to everyone else.
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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 08:29    Post subject:
KrAzY-KaMeL wrote:
And what the hell happened to the female moderator, you know the one with her nose in the stratosphere who thought herself and her country were superior to everyone else.

She got sucked up into the stratosphere.


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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 09:16    Post subject:
KrAzY-KaMeL wrote:
So basically you guys picked the only 2 predominant females on the board? This thread is pretty pointless, if anything it should have been who of the same sex would you have sex with given the population of guys on here. But it kinda turned into that anyway. Laughing

And what the hell happened to the female moderator, you know the one with her nose in the stratosphere who thought herself and her country were superior to everyone else.


She got demoted to bitch.


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KrAzY-KaMeL




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 09:32    Post subject:
Is there a story to this or did someone finally realize how ridiculous some of the shit she posted was?
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 09:57    Post subject:
KrAzY-KaMeL wrote:
Is there a story to this or did someone finally realize how ridiculous some of the shit she posted was?


You could pretty much just guess up the story. It's pretty obvious why she got demoted


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Kristian




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PostPosted: Mon, 22nd Sep 2008 09:58    Post subject:
I'd fuck dazz so hard that his asshole turned into a huge hardon collider.


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