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Cohen




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Aug 2008 02:31    Post subject: gutted..
New barmaid started tonight at work.

I walked in, moved my shit from the back and headed to get my card form the cupboard when I see this super hot little brunette 10 with a huge set of knockers and big brown eyes smiling at me. I almost shat out my liver through my nostril.. So im naturally think oh shit first impressions *hi, new bar staff then?* I ask. She giggles and smiles says hi etc. My heart melts and all the rest Rolling Eyes and then the manager introduces me to the lovely melissa..

So, he then says *this is Kye, he will look after you and teach you how to do things tonight. So she stares at me smiling and im thinkg *holy fuck, what did I smoke before work? damn!*

so away we go, I tell her how to do some stuff, its quite a quiet night so we get chance to talk. She doesnt say much at first and seems a little shy.. So I try bringing her out of her shell by making some jokes and getting her relaxed cos she seemed super nervous. She eventually starts to talk. Then I am gutted. She is a TOTAL air head. Then, she says oh I have to be up in the morning. I ask why? she says to look after my daughter and clean up the house.

Have you ever trapped your cock in your zip when drunk? Thats how it felt.

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Cohen




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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Aug 2008 03:04    Post subject:
yup.. So im thinking when shes an airhead this could be an easy lay.. but then she has a daughter and BF so it was a kick whilst down Sad

Although if im honest.. Im not really the casual sex type. Unless they look as good as she does at 23.


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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Aug 2008 03:23    Post subject:
Just fuck her if you have an occasion. Otherwise, forget about it Smile


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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Aug 2008 04:00    Post subject:
Least you get to look at a lovley pair of knockers at work though, always a bonus to pass the time when its quiet.
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Aug 2008 09:54    Post subject:
Stupid brunette.. damn, thats a bummer
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Aug 2008 11:28    Post subject:
Dude, keep flirting, it would be kind of a nice relationship, eases the boredom at work and you never know, one day you might get to do her.
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Aug 2008 11:39    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
Dude, keep flirting, it would be kind of a nice relationship, eases the boredom at work and you never know, one day you might get to do her.


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Come on. She has a kid, what do you know about that? How about you think with something other than ... Why not try to do the better thing.
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Aug 2008 13:42    Post subject:
She also has a boyfriend who is the father of that kid. Im not a homewrecker Razz


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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Aug 2008 14:03    Post subject:
kaeye wrote:
She also has a boyfriend who is the father of that kid. Im not a homewrecker Razz


Ah well you never said that! or did i miss it? anyway just cos she has a bloke theres no reason to not be her mate. Starting a new job we all need someone to cover up for us and to ask all the stupid questions we all have in a new job. Try and think with your upper head and not the lower one.. Smile
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Aug 2008 14:09    Post subject:
Laughing Indeed.


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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Aug 2008 14:44    Post subject:
kaeye still so eager to quit Your job? Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Aug 2008 14:55    Post subject:
LMAO Laughing

hmm, not so now, but still, she cant stop my job sucking or boss being an asshole. Well she may be able to make my job suck in a good way Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Aug 2008 15:37    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
GeordieRacer wrote:
Dude, keep flirting, it would be kind of a nice relationship, eases the boredom at work and you never know, one day you might get to do her.


QFT


Come on. She has a kid, what do you know about that? How about you think with something other than ... Why not try to do the better thing.


"Most men who think and stereotype an airhead as the majority of attractive women out there are the airheads, because what dip shit would randomly look at a female and say 'Oh, she's hot but she's an airhead', and pull this out of a hat. Then accuse some pretty college chick of being an idiot when they could have had a long life with the girl! When they can be getting somewhere and a relationship with a smart and pretty woman! That's what I call an airhead. What the hell is that?"

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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Aug 2008 15:53    Post subject:
He concluded that after conversating with her.

Oh and btw, Pics or it didn't happen.
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Aug 2008 18:28    Post subject:
LOL. I asked her what kind of music she liked. She said Pop and 50 cent. Then I said what are you into? she said girly stuff. I simply needed to hear no more, despite her saying guns n roses are shit and then something about her liking the bad boys but i was too busy not caring.


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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Aug 2008 19:41    Post subject:
Spiderman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
GeordieRacer wrote:
Dude, keep flirting, it would be kind of a nice relationship, eases the boredom at work and you never know, one day you might get to do her.


QFT


Come on. She has a kid, what do you know about that? How about you think with something other than ... Why not try to do the better thing.


"Most men who think and stereotype an airhead as the majority of attractive women out there are the airheads, because what dip shit would randomly look at a female and say 'Oh, she's hot but she's an airhead', and pull this out of a hat. Then accuse some pretty college chick of being an idiot when they could have had a long life with the girl! When they can be getting somewhere and a relationship with a smart and pretty woman! That's what I call an airhead. What the hell is that?"

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All I know is the air head/about me comment got back to me a few times. Every single time it happened I hadn't had any convo with the person talking shit about me. It was like they pulled it of their ass.





kaeye wrote:
LOL. I asked her what kind of music she liked. She said Pop and 50 cent. Then I said what are you into? she said girly stuff. I simply needed to hear no more, despite her saying guns n roses are shit and then something about her liking the bad boys but i was too busy not caring.



Sometimes people mistake shyness for airheadness as well.
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PostPosted: Sat, 30th Aug 2008 19:46    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Aug 2008 04:18    Post subject:
Dude..if you dont tap that..you are a fool..dont get involved, etc..just tap it..make sure though you are protected as she seems not to care..those type of girls i have learned are not relationship type material...just hit it and run.


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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Aug 2008 23:51    Post subject:
todd72173 wrote:
Dude..if you dont tap that..you are a fool..dont get involved, etc..just tap it..make sure though you are protected as she seems not to care..those type of girls i have learned are not relationship type material...just hit it and run.



You did read that she is not on the market.
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PostPosted: Sun, 31st Aug 2008 23:58    Post subject:
Inet pretend meet a girl,
he probably seen a girl on a freeview dating channel or a i Net dating site and his imagination has made him think he met her for real Very Happy

If you did meet such a girl, man up and talk to her NOT bitch about it on a forum


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Sep 2008 01:23    Post subject:
how about suck my dick Rolling Eyes

I posted about NOT WANTING TO TALK TO her 'cause shes dumb on a forum on the inet.

The internet is classed as cool now, it has been since 2001, no longer is the internet just for dorky nerds who dont leave the house and more people even meet girls online now than ever before (not that I recommend that). So stfu.


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Sep 2008 04:31    Post subject:
tobycoaster wrote:
Inet pretend meet a girl,
he probably seen a girl on a freeview dating channel or a i Net dating site and his imagination has made him think he met her for real Very Happy

If you did meet such a girl, man up and talk to her NOT bitch about it on a forum


He did talk to her. He talked to her all night long. He was training her. This place wouldn't be the same without him bitching about his women.
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Sep 2008 05:22    Post subject:
I dont seem to attract the 'normal' ones Sad

I met another hotty at work today who seemed really fun and intelligent.. she was a little drunk towards the night and kept smiling at me.. But I heard that she just broke up with her BF so fuck that rebound territory..


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Sep 2008 05:40    Post subject:
kaeye wrote:
I dont seem to attract the 'normal' ones Sad

I met another hotty at work today who seemed really fun and intelligent.. she was a little drunk towards the night and kept smiling at me.. But I heard that she just broke up with her BF so fuck that rebound territory..


I think re-bound territory only counts if you were the one dumped. If she is fun and you find her smart why not?
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st Sep 2008 11:32    Post subject: Re: gutted..
kaeye wrote:
she says to look after my daughter and clean up the house.

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