Movie titles that described your first sexual experience.
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inz




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Aug 2008 06:36    Post subject:
Yeah I know they exist, if it's between condescending adults it's not my place to judge but eh, I don't have to like it, either. Milf stuff I can understand if you're into it, but 55+ (or whatever the official gilf limit is, hehe) is getting plain nasty.
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Aug 2008 10:58    Post subject:
After giving it a lot thought: She's All That


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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Aug 2008 14:04    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
inz wrote:
Wouldn't that be more like an extreme gilf. Very Happy


Ewww, you know there are porns that have old ladies (like70 plus) fuckin young guys....disgusting shit.

Id have to get atleast 5 million to fuck a 70 year old and I'd have to be incredibly high...still, i dont even know if i could get it up. I'd have to have a porno on in the background and watch that while doing the deed.

Thinking about it makes me shiver



I'd fuck Sylvia Loren and Helen Mirren for a lot less than 5 million. : d
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Aug 2008 14:28    Post subject:
can we not let this thread descend into granny porn discussion ffs?

Get back on topic!

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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Aug 2008 14:37    Post subject:
Over Her Dead Body

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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Aug 2008 08:05    Post subject:
Gayniggers from Outer Space
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Aug 2008 20:08    Post subject:
Butt_Surfer wrote:
Gayniggers from Outer Space


Everytime i see that movie title, i start laughing

In my case, the movie title would be Apocalypse Now

And my friend says his is Tomb Raider cause his first experience was with an old woman. She was like 56 and he was 14
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Aug 2008 20:14    Post subject:
Kommando wrote:
Butt_Surfer wrote:
Gayniggers from Outer Space


Everytime i see that movie title, i start laughing

In my case, the movie title would be Apocalypse Now

And my friend says his is Tomb Raider cause his first experience was with an old woman. She was like 56 and he was 14

w...t.....f?


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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Aug 2008 22:23    Post subject:
The Fountain Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Aug 2008 23:17    Post subject:
geez, no one hasnt mentioned 40 Year Old Virgin yet?
but for me probably: Girl Next Door.
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Aug 2008 23:27    Post subject:
Actually it was one of the first ~10.

geneq2 wrote:
40 year old virgin Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Aug 2008 00:28    Post subject:
"Look Out! It's Going to Blow! "


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Aug 2008 00:06    Post subject:
Duck You Suckers! It's a Spaghetti Western Movie.
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Aug 2008 21:59    Post subject:
"P.S. Your Cat is Dead"
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Aug 2008 22:19    Post subject:
Young People Fucking
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0913445/

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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Aug 2008 09:55    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
Young People Fucking
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0913445/

Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Aug 2008 00:18    Post subject:
Womb raider


or maybe

Schindler's fist?
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Aug 2008 01:46    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
Over Her Dead Body
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Aug 2008 09:01    Post subject:
What can i say, dead girls don't say no Wink


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