Some parts I just can't watch.
The 'fractured penis' is a terrible sight... any guy who's had good sex knows it's quite easy to 'catch'. 
"Also when the Prince of Persia movie they're making turns out good then I will upload pictures of me punching myself in my tiny unsatisfying penis" - Yahtzee
Athlon 64 X2 4600+
2GB DDR400 CAS2
GeForce 7900GT 256MB
4 x 250GB SATAII in RAID5