Dating and Personals Acronyms
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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Jul 2008 19:18    Post subject: Dating and Personals Acronyms
AC/DC - bi-sexual person
BBW - Big Beautiful Woman
BDSM - Any subset of B&D, D/s, and SM
BD - Bondage/Discipline
BF - Boyfriend
BHM - Big Handsome Man
BiM - Bisexual Male
BiF - Bisexual Female
CD - Cross-dresser
CPL - Couple
DDF - Drug and Disease Free
FA - Fat Admirer
F2F - Face to Face, Meeting in Person
GBF - Gay Black Female
GBM - Gay Black Male
GWF - Gay White Female
GWM - Gay White Male
GF - Girlfriend
GSOH - Good Sense of Humor
HWP - Height & Weight Proportional
ISO - Insignificant Other
ISO - In Search Of
LDR - Long Distance Relationship
LTR - Long Term Relationship
MBA - Married But Available
MWC - Married With Children
MWF - Married White Female
MWM - Married White Male
NLP - No Losers Please
NS - Non Smoker
NUMP - No Ugly Men Please
NUWP - No Ugly Women Please
PA - Photo Appreciated
PF - Professional Female
PM - Professional Male
QT - Cutie
RL - Real Life
SALT - Single and Loving It
SBF - Single Black Female
SBM - Single Black Male
SCF - Single Christina Female
SCM - Single Christian Male
SHF - Single Hispanic Female
SHM - Single Hispanic Male
SINK - Single Income, No Kids
SJF - Single Jewish Female
SJM - Single Jewish Male
SO - Significant Other
SOH - Sense of Humor
SPARK - Single Parent Raising Kids
SWF - Single White Female
SWM - Single White Male
TG - Transgender
TIC - Tongue in Cheek
TS - Transsexual
TV - Transvestite
TOY - Thinking of You
WLTM - Would Love to Meet

Some of these crack me up no end ..

BiF - Bisexual Female Laughing
SPARK - Single Parent Raising Kids ..
SINK - Single Income, No Kids
SALT - Single and Loving It
NLP - No Losers Please

Post up any you have found that you found funny.


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nerrd




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Jul 2008 00:20    Post subject:
So my add would go something like this

A BHM, ISO F2F IRL with a QT CPL, that is DDF, NS, with GSOH. NLP and NUWP.

How romantic.
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Spiderman
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Jul 2008 00:29    Post subject:
SMS generation what where they thinking .... ENGLISH DO YOU SPEAK IT
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sabalasa




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Jul 2008 00:40    Post subject:
there was just a "scientific" study and the results were...do not use abbreviations in your SMS's when you want to impress girls. The effect will be opposite Smile


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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Jul 2008 00:43    Post subject:
sabalasa wrote:
there was just a "scientific" study and the results were...do not use abbreviations in your SMS's when you want to impress girls. The effect will be opposite Smile

It's 2008. Now only kids send SMS (unless you're in a club or a concert or something and can't talk/hear)
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sabalasa




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Jul 2008 00:54    Post subject:
sending SMSs is OK..but do not use abbreviations in them Very Happy


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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Jul 2008 16:27    Post subject:
nerrd wrote:
So my add would go something like this

A BHM, ISO F2F IRL with a QT CPL, that is DDF, NS, with GSOH. NLP and NUWP.

How romantic.
Question is would you go for the kind of people capable of decoding your add ? Laughing


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Jul 2008 16:37    Post subject:
lonely and desperate... maybe Very Happy You never know... some nerdy geeky loser something or other with a nipple or three with a mouth full of perfectly healthy gums will reply to your ad and who knows she may even be able to cook burnt toast in the morning. Smile Why not give it a try!?


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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 19:37    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
lonely and desperate... maybe Very Happy You never know... some nerdy geeky loser something or other with a nipple or three with a mouth full of perfectly healthy gums will reply to your ad and who knows she may even be able to cook burnt toast in the morning. Smile Why not give it a try!?
Good luck to any who try, I have my hands full personally. RL LTR Laughing


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Jul 2008 20:45    Post subject:
haha Laughing


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