Yesterday I was walking in the woods to find psychedelic mushrooms and I suddenly saw few of them. Went near them to collect them and I heard a female child's voice, saying: "I will fuck them and chunk them bla bla bla." Then I starting walking towards the voice. And I saw that chav. He was a kid with a female voice. He was threatening an old lady. I stopped him and said "Hey you can't yell at an old lady" and raised my hand to hit him. When he saw my hand he started crying like a baby and said: "Oh, no mister me ain't no chav, all me was doing was posing, please spare my life" and I hit his head, it sounded like "dooong" just like when you hit an empty can then he said: " hey, why are you hitting my head" and I said: "do you want me to hit your guts?" and then he started crying loudly and said please mister I will let you do whatever you want on me, just spare my life." And I said "Eww, you are a sick faggot kid now get lost" and he started running and shouted: "I have an elder brother, I will get you fucked up you bitch" then I lost the control and ran after him but couldn't catch the chav bastard. Then returned collecting mushroom for my party...
great job picking on kids
ok , maybe i would have smacked him too , but only if he was a wise ass with me , he did the wrong thing but hey , i was a kid too and did stupid crap like that (not quite threatening some old guy for no reason) .
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