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 Posted: Wed, 2nd Jul 2008 20:56 Post subject: stop !!! theres a man in the woods |
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i was out today walking around with my friend and we went towards the woods and this lady said "stop!!! theres a man in the woods" so i said "ok" and she said "he is trying to grab little boys" and i said "lady im not a little boy im dazz and i will fuck em n chuck em, now you better get out of my way before I superman dat ho"
well anyway I went into the woods and a man chased me
so i guess this is news and a warning if you live near the woods near me dont go there cause theres an old man out to get people
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Serben
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd Jul 2008 20:59 Post subject: Re: stop !!! theres a man in the woods |
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| Dazz99 wrote: | i was out today walking around with my friend and we went towards the woods and this lady said "stop!!! theres a man in the woods" so i said "ok" and she said "he is trying to grab little boys" and i said "lady im not a little boy im dazz and i will fuck em n chuck em, now you better get out of my way before I superman dat ho"
well anyway I went into the woods and a man chased me
so i guess this is news and a warning if you live near the woods near me dont go there cause theres an old man out to get people |
Fuck him. If he tries something, i'll crush his head between my huge, bulging, well oiled pecs.
Gigabyte S-Series GA-G33-DS3R, Intel C2D Quad Q6600 OC @ 3.2Ghz, 4gb Kingston PC8500 1066Mhz DDR2, Geforce 7800GTX (will get a 9800GTX when they are released), 2 x 250Gb HD's and a case with built in paper and lotion dispenser.
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd Jul 2008 21:08 Post subject: |
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im developing a huge case of hypertension from all the excitement.
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd Jul 2008 21:28 Post subject: |
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he chased you ? I thought you were gonna fuck em n chuck em and so on
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd Jul 2008 21:29 Post subject: |
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maybe im abit of a scaredy cat
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd Jul 2008 22:22 Post subject: Re: stop !!! theres a man in the woods |
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| Dazz99 wrote: | | fuck em n chuck em, |
Is that what you do to the guys you date?
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd Jul 2008 22:23 Post subject: |
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that's what i did to your mother
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd Jul 2008 22:27 Post subject: |
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*12 year old being scared of the woods shocker*
| sabin1981 wrote: | but you know what Chinese whispers are like; some newbie will read your comment and suddenly run and spread it all over the internet that the new 2010 Banwave disables all your XBLA games when you're banned.
Ironic Statement #4756 from sabin |
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd Jul 2008 23:40 Post subject: |
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See, you could have been raped up the ass, listen to the nice lady next time.
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd Jul 2008 23:40 Post subject: |
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TheSaint
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Jul 2008 00:45 Post subject: |
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move this shit back or else
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Jul 2008 01:17 Post subject: |
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*whipes tears from laughter*
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Jul 2008 07:17 Post subject: |
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Dazz
I've said this before, and I'm saying it again.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU <3
I hate you.
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Hierofan
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Jul 2008 07:51 Post subject: Re: stop !!! theres a man in the woods |
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| Dazz99 wrote: | i will fuck em n chuck em, now you better get out of my way before I superman dat ho."
well anyway I went into the woods and a man chased me |
You really show'd him who's boss
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Jul 2008 07:52 Post subject: Re: stop !!! theres a man in the woods |
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| Hierofan wrote: | | Dazz99 wrote: | i will fuck em n chuck em, now you better get out of my way before I superman dat ho."
well anyway I went into the woods and a man chased me |
You really show'd him who's boss |
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Bigperm
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Jul 2008 17:43 Post subject: |
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Dam Dazz could run fast. Next time. 
| Jenni wrote: | | I drunk. I don't fucking care! |
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Hierofan
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| Posted: Fri, 4th Jul 2008 11:07 Post subject: |
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Solution to the problem: Carry a brick. when he chases you smash him with the brick, (please feel free to substitue the brick for a baseball bat or other heavy object.)
Read not to contradict and confute, nor to believe and take for granted, but to weigh and consider.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
In all your remembering, remember that you have choices
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| Posted: Fri, 4th Jul 2008 11:13 Post subject: |
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I love you Dazz. Have my babies.
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