Is anyone here a Baker?
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 01:09    Post subject: Is anyone here a Baker?
.. who can tell me how long it takes to qualify up? Im looking into doing it as a full time job.


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 02:03    Post subject:
I am a master baker. Oh wait, I am something else close to that.
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 03:09    Post subject:
i bake lies in the oven of fear
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 03:27    Post subject:
Donkey_Punch wrote:
I am a master baker. Oh wait, I am something else close to that.


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 03:44    Post subject: Re: Is anyone here a Baker?
watergem wrote:
.. who can tell me how long it takes to qualify up? Im looking into doing it as a full time job.
where are you intending to work? i know my sisters ex was working at the bakers in morrisons and he had no experience.

guess its not hard to simply stick some buns in an oven though Laughing

i love the smell of freshly baked bread i bet that smell never grows old, i can imagine beeing a baker is pretty satisfying
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 03:49    Post subject:
i think he watched that honda ad where they make a car out of cake and decided to become a baker Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 04:32    Post subject:
I think it is a typo. He meant a baNker Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 05:20    Post subject:
I would check out the collage in your area. Here I think it is a one year program and then a second year if you want to have a higher standing.

I always though being a butcher would be a cool job. Chopping up meat.


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I love fresh baked bread as well. I am one of the few that actually wore out my bread machine. I am trying to find bulk wheat so I can grind it up myself and make my own whole wheat bread. My grandma used to do that and it was the best smell on earth.
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 08:35    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:

I always though being a butcher would be a cool job.


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 09:43    Post subject:
Bakers start work ridiculously early
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 09:53    Post subject:
My brother was a baker for years. He eventually got to the position of manager of Allied Bakeries.


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 13:18    Post subject:
pancake wrote:
Bakers start work ridiculously early


if i was a baker, i d sleep after the shift ended =)
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 16:36    Post subject:
I just want something solid for once. Jumping from job to job isnt for me, the only solid thing I have at the moment is my webdesign + illustration, and that cannot be relied on for bill paying 'cause sometimes I can go weeks without a client. I need something simple but good enough money to pay the bills alongside my design work.. Bakers work early hours and thats ideal for me since I will have the rest of the day and evening off. I want to start off as a bakers apprentice and hopefully work my way up. As for sticking bread in the oven Rolling Eyes Its a LOT more complicated than that. You have to learn a hell of a lot of things to be a qualified baker.


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 20:13    Post subject:
Professional Man Whore/Giggolo could be interesting too.
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 20:35    Post subject:
D3mon_Hunt3r wrote:
Professional Man Whore/Giggolo could be interesting too.


yeah, but the working hours suck and i m not even going into all the associations you could make with baker Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 21:22    Post subject:
man whoring is tough as shit. you can make 400/500 a night. clientelle needs to be solid.

Bakin sucks. Cause you gotta be up at 4 am so you can have shit ready for 530 when you open.

Want good money and a steady job? Bar tending. Money's good. You meet a lot of people. Hours are fine.

Real solid work? Construction. Money's real good. lot of jobs there. No real exp required as you pretty much learn from your boss and you move upward.


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 21:37    Post subject:
hahahaha, been there, done that (the man whoring i mean)?
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 21:38    Post subject:
Lawyer wrote:
i think he watched that honda ad where they make a car out of cake and decided to become a baker Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 21:51    Post subject:
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hahahaha, been there, done that (the man whoring i mean)?


Sorta. Didn't prowl the streets or anything... was on call Laughing sort of a paid booty call. Didn't make as much either. People who use man whores aren't always pretty super models... most of them are just lonely. Sad But if you're dying for cash, an occupation is an occupation. Only down side is sti's and some people get really violent. Oh that and it's illegal. Laughing But seriously... i'd only reccomend it if you're ok with being a whore. Cause it's not something worth getting into. It'll pay your bills, but will fuck up your life for a while. No pun intended. Razz

Get into construction. Serious money there. Always a job around the corner. You can make a k a week easily. You get to grow some muscle, get paid enough to pay your bills... get some sun in you... and you're done.


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 21:56    Post subject:
mijntaarten.nl my sisters page Smile She taught it herself.
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 22:03    Post subject:
You have a sister?

Which brings me to another point. Baking is girly! Extremely! I dun think I can respect a man who bakes. I can respect a man who cooks meat and makes awesome dishes and knows his way around the kitchen. But baking? Wtf. You mix chemicals. Add sugar. Add frosting. Shove it in the oven and knit for 45 minutes while you wait Neutral Whole lot of fun!



edit woa... i like her site. Laughing like the interface too Sad what did she use? Surprised


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 22:39    Post subject:
the only things i bake are space-cookies Very Happy

and i guess i ll drop the idea about doing the man-whoring thing. Especially since my gf would object most likely Very Happy


so speaking of baking, what is cooking over at cpt. cocks place? Wasnt he supposed to get laid tonight?

/me heads over to the other thread...
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 22:57    Post subject:
ahahaha ask her if she wants soemthing expensive Razz then when you whore yourself out and she catches you, you'll say you degraded yourself for her because you wanted her to be happy. Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 23:03    Post subject:
or start charging her for teh sex0r Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 23:03    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
You have a sister?

Why not? Laughing

WaldoJ wrote:

edit woa... i like her site. Laughing like the interface too Sad what did she use? Surprised

Her husbands nephew made it, she's making flashbased webpages.

And believe me, it's really not easy! My sister is working hard for little money Sad
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 23:07    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
I dun think I can respect a man who bakes.


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 23:09    Post subject:
well... maybe she should bake in her spare time and focus on a way to make more money (if she needs more money). Not a lot of people need cakes and such. It's a small business. Weddings are good. Parties are good. But there's no money in it. I understand she likes baking... but if there's not much money in it... she shouldn't do it as a career. Y'know. She likes it, she loves it she should do it in her spare time... make money on the side that sort of thing.

Ps... you had to mention a husband eh... Very Happy Way to ruin the mood Razz Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jun 2008 01:36    Post subject:
Laughing horny again? Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jun 2008 02:20    Post subject:
Waldo. Let me get this straight. You where a male prostitute at one point? fuck man.. you dont share that shit on forums, specially not this one Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Jun 2008 02:34    Post subject:
No. Prositution is lurking the streets and selling yourself to pretty much anyone. I can't even ask a girl I like out. Neutral i'm shy as fuck. What I was, was on call. And got paid for it. Something like an escort but without the class. Sad


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