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WaldoJ
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Posted: Tue, 3rd Jun 2008 18:14 Post subject: It hurts so fucking much! |
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Yesterday, or today, well yesterday cause I slept since. At around three am I ran to the bathroom to take a shit. A normal, regular kind of a shit. I sat down, grabbed a paper and worked on a sudoku. You fellas know what diarrhea is right? Liquid shit pouring out of your ass like there's no tomorrow. Pleasant image. I wish I had that. The shit I had was the mother in law of diarrhea. It was pouring out of my ass like rain, but it wasn't all liquid. It tore up my insides. Literarly tore them up. I feel like I've been stabbed in four places. I can't move right now. Can't even turn. It's fucking killing me hahaha. Breathing hurts too 
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WaldoJ
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Posted: Tue, 3rd Jun 2008 18:17 Post subject: |
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i wish i could see a doctor. I can't move. Im in bed all day. Can't even eat or drink. 
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Parallax_
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Posted: Tue, 3rd Jun 2008 18:23 Post subject: |
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Call an ambulance 
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WaldoJ
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Posted: Tue, 3rd Jun 2008 18:24 Post subject: |
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hahaha piss off a day in bed will do me fine 
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Posted: Tue, 3rd Jun 2008 18:24 Post subject: |
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Posted: Tue, 3rd Jun 2008 18:27 Post subject: |
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Posted: Tue, 3rd Jun 2008 18:32 Post subject: |
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sound's like you have ruptured your colon and will certainly die if you dont rush into A&E right this instance!
j/k but if you notice any blood coming from there you want to get it checked out asap
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WaldoJ
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Posted: Tue, 3rd Jun 2008 18:42 Post subject: |
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A&E? and watch some bios?
Hahaha fuck i can't even laugh 
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Phreakeo
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Posted: Tue, 3rd Jun 2008 19:03 Post subject: |
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It sounds to me like you're gonna die.
Sucks.
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WaldoJ
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Posted: Tue, 3rd Jun 2008 19:12 Post subject: |
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thanks I would've died yesterdy, gladly! The pain was unbearable 
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Posted: Tue, 3rd Jun 2008 20:16 Post subject: |
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Maybe you ate something bad. It could be a normal reaction.
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jun 2008 02:21 Post subject: |
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Sounds like you ate something bad or ate to much of something.
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Posted: Wed, 4th Jun 2008 03:43 Post subject: |
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Good for you, that you didn't eat some glass.
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