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Posted: Wed, 28th May 2008 04:06 Post subject: Fuck Credit Card companies. |
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Fatherless sons of whores need to grow a pair of fucking brain lobes in their skulls instead of their milk ridden man tits that stink more bitterly than a Saudis fucking head tampon. Lifeless grubs sit there at their vinyl-polished desks with close up images of a person's anatomy, poring over the pictures with one goal in mind: to find another pore to squeeze money out of in a human body. Which fucking university even gave these cocksuckers MBAs? I mean, I thought the higher-education world of the USA had gone to shit when the Bush daughters were admitted to Yale(the only thing those dimpled whores need to be introduced to is a sterilization program, to wipe their genes permanently from the already-fucked-up-enough gene pool of the human race), but how anyone who works in a CC company could have the display case for a diploma, let alone a diploma, is beyond me. Fucking retards make the down-syndrome-stricken gay boyscouts of Piladelphia look like fucking Nikola Tesla on Protoss brain steriods with a couple of editions of encyclopedia Brittanica tattooed onto their cranium.
I would propose an amendment in the Bible to stone these fuckers on sight, except their probably already is one, I just can't be bothered to find it. The only organization greedier than these fucks is the Catholic church, and those guys had centuries to practice. Once I think about it, stoning is too good for these dimwitted circlejerk fags. Death pouring shit into the ear-lobe, until the victim is pronounced dead from the submersion of his brain in human feces! Oh how I would dance to hear that read off as a sentence in a court of law, especially for those monkey-faced asshats in Providian. For everyone else, I might settle with a mere death sentence (depends on how I'm feeling that day).
And while we're on the subject of death sentence, I would just like to point out that after forceful imbibification (is that even a word? If its not, then those twats at Oxford should make it one!) of human feces, death by ejection into the sun is a lot better. Why? Because even if we kill the twats via dismembering, a bit of there matter will still be left on our planet. Therefore, there is always a remote fucking chance that through random evolution their offspring (even bacterial relatives!) survive. This must never happen! All scumsacks of purple dogshit employed by a credit card company must immediatley be fired via Tomahawk missile into the Sun, followed closely by and relatives, offspring, and family pets. Then special forces squads should evacuate people in a 30 mile radius around there previous place of residence, so that we can scourge it with a tactical nuke and make sure that NOT ONE FUCKING SUGGESTION OR INKLING OF THEIR DEVIANT, RETARDED, SHITARDILIBIFICIKIED EXISTENCE EVER REMAIN UPON OUR ALREADY TOO MUCH FUCKED UP PLANET.
I shit on their pimply faced pockmarked faces that remind me of a nuclear test site for an 11 year old with nukes. I shit upon the laws that allow such pure examples of ultimate fucktardedness, douchebagedness, and otherwise assorted types of faggotry to even exist in the imagination of one individual, let alone exist in this plane of reality. Fuck them in their tightly plumbed white collar wrapped cherry picked asses, til they bleed like a kangaroo on a bukkake trip through Africa.
At this point I need to go finish some stuff, so I'll leave you with one of my previous posts of epic truth:
Fuck them. They want my money, I'm gonna jack shit outta warehouses like every good Serbian should before they see one penny out of me ever again. Donut hole fucking assholes can't make up their puny little undersized brains about jack shit. Look at vista for example. I want to switch networks now. Vista says to me, YOU WANNA DO JACK SHIT ON ME BUDDY I GOT TEH NEW GUI LOLz. And there I am sitting there thinking what fucking inbred fuck spends his fucking day designing a new fucking GUI for every fucking Windows update that will frustrate every fucking normal fuck on this goddamn fucking piece of shit spinning around a fucking fireball in this big fucking void regularly sized up by physicist cockfags who have nothing better to do than stare out their fucking 10 million dollar telescopes whose funding probably came out of my fucking pocket money greedily stolen by my fucking government in a system conceived by sister fucking french immigrants holding each others man tits in a cave in iceland.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Posted: Wed, 28th May 2008 04:09 Post subject: |
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Hmm, I will prescribe you some meds.
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Cohen
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Posted: Wed, 28th May 2008 05:16 Post subject: |
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so what exactly did they do?
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Posted: Wed, 28th May 2008 05:34 Post subject: |
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I pay my bills.
But they say they didn't receive one.
So, I have to pay a fee, resend the bill, and have my rate bumped up to 23%.
Now, I normally don't care about the rate, since I always pay at the end of each month pronto.
But for them to do it with no reason... fucking idiots.
Classical Providian... and it's not even illegal in this country.
Whatever, fuck them. I wash my hands of CC. I'm just gonna get a $400 card to pay my phone bill with, and to accumulate good credit on. Everything else ----> debit card.
Fuck these fucks.
Sense Amid Madness, Wit Amidst Folly
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Posted: Wed, 28th May 2008 08:28 Post subject: |
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I've never used a card with more then a $500 limit. Always used it to build credit, otherwise why spend money you don't have? Makes no sense.
In the future when I'm BALLIN and aiming for a house and shit then I can move up the ladder.
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Posted: Wed, 28th May 2008 09:04 Post subject: |
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How do you guys pay your bills. Cause here in Denmark everything is done thru the bank account.
Which means that if a company claims that they ha vent received the money i can go to my online account take a screenshot and send it to the company. And the problem is resolved.
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Posted: Wed, 28th May 2008 09:27 Post subject: |
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you can pay thru the net here too and take a ss
I use my cc for bars only and food
Other big expenses cash or debit 
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Posted: Wed, 28th May 2008 12:40 Post subject: |
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Creditcards are evil, satans spawn. The rates these companies ask are ridiculous and they'll give a card to almost anyone. Hell, why not give several to someone wo can never pay his debts? CC's aren't that common here in the Netherlands, but I've seen alot of people in big shit because they couldn't pay their debt to the CC company. Spending money you don't have is easy, paying it back is a bitch.
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Posted: Wed, 28th May 2008 17:10 Post subject: |
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Posted: Wed, 28th May 2008 17:34 Post subject: |
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I love my Aeroplan gold card. Use it like cash, pay it off every month. So far all i have got is a free PS3 and cordless touch screen phones, but i have enough points now for a business class trip for 2 to Australia.
IMO credit cards are Companies are evil in some way. They prey on people to keep over spending, and then if your like me they just keep increasing your limit. Im at a point that if i racked my card it would take months to pay off. And thats what they are hoping for. Then they double dip, because they charge the retailers a percentage on every purchase. So even if you pay off your card every month, they still rake in the cash. Win Win for them.
That was a very well written rant OP
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