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ZimZimma




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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Apr 2008 01:17    Post subject:
Holy fucking shit! I just Googled Milla Monroe.

No wonder you're afraid of chicks, dude. She looks like she could swallow me whole.

I wouldn't go near that without protection.
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Apr 2008 01:20    Post subject:
yeah, goddamn for sure :/



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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Apr 2008 01:26    Post subject:
OH NO YOU DI'INT!

Thats wretched.


It looks like she's trying to extract the dude who presumably crawled inside her.
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Apr 2008 01:30    Post subject:
EWWWWWW!

God damnit nouseforaname spoiler next time Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Apr 2008 02:03    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
yeah, goddamn for sure :/



She looks delicious as hell right there. Where did you find this pic btw? Link please Very Happy



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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Apr 2008 06:55    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
yeah, goddamn for sure :/




Nouse


NOOOOOOOO

There is no blood cir. going to that middle. So Unhealthy. (


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Apr 2008 19:17    Post subject:
Damnit that Marina girl was absent AGAIN just like yesturday. And I dont have that class again until Monday. I have the worst luck ever WTF!! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad



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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Apr 2008 22:11    Post subject:
I shared my burger with a fat a girl after a night out, she took a massive bite, what did i expect haha was funny to watch.
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 04:53    Post subject:
@timechange. The girls who you try to befriend/date/have sex with. are they the same type as Milan Monroe?


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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 07:44    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
@timechange. The girls who you try to befriend/date/have sex with. are they the same type as Milan Monroe?


Hey Jean

Glad to see you online more. I missed you Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Apr 2008 19:39    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
@timechange. The girls who you try to befriend/date/have sex with. are they the same type as Milan Monroe?


Currently Im not trying to date or have sex with anyone. But the girl Im trying to befriend (Marina) is a skinny italian girl but I don't care I just want a friend.

timechange01 wrote:
I found out her name today because I saw her sign it on the attendance sheet. Its Lauren Fisher but screw it Im never talkin to her again lol. She talks to her slutty friend who sits to her left. I sit to her right.


I actually talked to Lauren Fisher today and her slutty friend lol. Because I figured her friend will always be sitting there and theyl be talking all the time so screw it I just started talking to them both for a little bit. Because I need somebody to talk to in that freakin class. Its so damn boring there!!

The reason I conclude that her friend is slutty is because she looks like one of those club chicks with like the orangest tan ever.



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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2008 21:59    Post subject:
OMFG I have successfully befriended that Marina girl today!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

After astronomy class I was like "hay how are you supposed to work those coffee machines in the cafeteria?" Because I always get nervous with those machines. So she was like "do you want me to show you?" and then she came with me to the cafeteria and basically i just talked to her face to face for 2 and half hours!! lol that was the like most human contact (outside this house) I had all week. Maybe even all year. We just talked about random crap and usually I run out of things to say but today I didnt I just kept talking about whatever came to mind. And then 2 of her friends joined us for like 15 minutes and so I was introduced to them but then they left. It was a pretty awesome experience since I wasnt nervous at all talkin to a human.

I tell Marina "hay youre a human and Im a human and were communicating. that is so freakin weird!" lol. And she knows all about my weirdness and shes totally cool with it. Smile If I didnt ask that coffee machine question Id still be back to friendlessness. Thankgod I Just went for it.



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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2008 22:05    Post subject:
Don't blame him, he is orginally from Yemen. Muslims love larger women Wink

No offense of course ^^
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Apr 2008 05:13    Post subject:
Well theres some Jewish people in Yemen also lol. Another weird thing happened today which I just realized; While I was siting in the cafeteria, I completely forgot that I was surrounded by other people. I somehow blocked them out and that has never happened before because I always have a stupid feeling that everybody is watching me and judging me. But yea it was pretty cool to be able to block them all out of the first time!



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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Apr 2008 05:28    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
Well theres some Jewish people in Yemen also lol. Another weird thing happened today which I just realized; While I was siting in the cafeteria, I completely forgot that I was surrounded by other people. I somehow blocked them out and that has never happened before because I always have a stupid feeling that everybody is watching me and judging me. But yea it was pretty cool to be able to block them all out of the first time!


sounds like your going mental man Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Apr 2008 05:29    Post subject:
sounds like an insecure high school student Wink

don't miss that part of my life Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Apr 2008 05:30    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
sounds like an insecure high school student Wink

don't miss that part of my life Razz


aye, same here man

I mean, some aspects of highschool were fun, but alot of it sucked.

I went to catholic school and i loved all the girls in their tight white shirts and kilts Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 24th Apr 2008 23:04    Post subject:
stop being so paranoid u tit!!! just do it, and u will realise its no big deal!! just talk dirty to the bitches, then stick it in there poop scoop Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Apr 2008 19:26    Post subject:
Im such a freakin idiot!!! Okay so today was the first day of classes after spring break. So after class my friend Marina (who I had lunch with that thursday before spring) she says "What should I do for lunch?" since we get out of class during lunchtime. Instead of saying "lets goto the cafeteria" I came home!! And she went home too. And on the train ride home, I realized I shouldve stayed and had lunch with her instead of coming home like a moron.



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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Apr 2008 19:32    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
Im such a freakin idiot!!! Okay so today was the first day of classes after spring break. So after class my friend Marina (who I had lunch with that thursday before spring) she says "What should I do for lunch?" since we get out of class during lunchtime. Instead of saying "lets goto the cafeteria" I came home!! And she went home too. And on the train ride home, I realized I shouldve stayed and had lunch with her instead of coming home like a moron.


lol

ah man, dont let it getcha down. Many of guys have made mistakes like that. Ive made quite a few when Ive been drunk lol Off the top of my head, I can think of 3 girls i could have probably had sex with but because i was drunk, i was getting their signals you know?

Shit happens, dont let it bother you dude Smile


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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Apr 2008 19:47    Post subject:
Lol, ye it happens to everyone.

You can only learn these things from mistakes. Soon you'll know how to recognize their signals.
And sometimes eventhough you get the signals, you still don't do anything, because you just don't have the guts... lol Razz
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Apr 2008 20:28    Post subject:
Hindsight is 20/20 !


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Apr 2008 03:01    Post subject:
Damn that was so dumb of me and there is only 2 more weeks of classes left. But yes now I learned my lesson. I see her again on Wednesday. I will definitely try to fix this. I hope she comes to class though.



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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Apr 2008 07:29    Post subject:
MasterJuba wrote:
I shared my burger with a fat a girl after a night out, she took a massive bite, what did i expect haha was funny to watch.



OMG that is soooooo mean!!!

It is because of people like I have a hard time eating in public. Sad
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Apr 2008 10:09    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
MasterJuba wrote:
I shared my burger with a fat a girl after a night out, she took a massive bite, what did i expect haha was funny to watch.



OMG that is soooooo mean!!!

It is because of people like I have a hard time eating in public. Sad


but your not a fat girl, your sexy. so a big bite from a sexy girl is nothing to worry about Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Apr 2008 11:48    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
MasterJuba wrote:
I shared my burger with a fat a girl after a night out, she took a massive bite, what did i expect haha was funny to watch.



OMG that is soooooo mean!!!

It is because of people like I have a hard time eating in public. Sad


but your not a fat girl, your sexy. so a big bite from a sexy girl is nothing to worry about Wink


second

On a side note: I hate people who say they cant help it that they are fat (fat like in, i cant see my feet). Its their own fault. I can have respect for someone fat who says she just likes eating to much and admits they are fat then some fat bitch (problem doesnt really seem to occur with fat men) who thinks she is hot or says she cant help it.
Excpetion: people who get fat from having to take certain medications


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Apr 2008 20:12    Post subject:
I don't know. I can't blame fat people who just like to eat.
I'm quite skinny, and I eat a lot. And on the other hand I got some friends who eat the same as I, only they get fat from it. (And it's not like I'm doing any kind of exercise anymore).

Though I don't admire excessively fat people who just eat a lot and do nothing about their health.
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Apr 2008 00:04    Post subject:
Really fatness comes down to eating excess calories. You have to put more into your body that what you are putting out. Fatness is basic math I think. Metabolism and medications can be a factor but I think the difference is only a few pounds.

So many people don't realize what they are sticking into their mouth. They don't count that can of coke they drank or they have a salad and don't realize that the dressing they used had 15 grams of fat. They don't watch the butter or mayo. Or they binge eat in private.
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Apr 2008 00:07    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Really fatness comes down to eating excess calories. You have to put more into your body that what you are putting out. Fatness is basic math I think. Metabolism and medications can be a factor but I think the difference is only a few pounds.

So many people don't realize what they are sticking into their mouth. They don't count that can of coke they drank or they have a salad and don't realize that the dressing they used had 15 grams of fat. They don't watch the butter or mayo. Or they binge eat in private.


and also. as you grow more fat you need more calories to get more fat cause your body starts using more energy because of your weight.


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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Apr 2008 19:53    Post subject:
Whats all this fat talk? lolz. Anyways I made little progress today. I didnt have lunch with her or anything but I was telling her about my computer problems and she claims she knows how to fix computers and she was like "do you want me to come fix your computer?" and i was like "okay." But then by the end of the class she said she has to go home and cook for her family or something. She was talking on the phone with her aunt. I really don't want her messing with my computer though but it would be so cool if she came over because nobody ever comes over to my house since I don't know anybody (besides relatives). I think if I can get her to come over just once, then that will seal the deal and wel definitely be good friends for a long time.

But if she does come over, shel mess around with my computer and I dont want that!!! lol what I do? I hate it when people mess with the comp. She was like "you have to delete everything" which is completely ridiculous IMO. Im not deleting anything from my computer lol what if she comes over and starts deleting stuff. What a freakin dilema...

She thinks my mp3 files are infected with a virus.... wtf? I didn't argue with her or told her she was wrong or anything. I just played it dumb.

But anyways tommorow is the last time I see her this week. Im going to try my best to get her to come over. I think that will be the ultimate test. I can't mention anything about computers though Il just be like "yea the problem is fixed" or something like that. Because it seems like she has nothing to do from 12pm to 4pm. 4pm is her next class.



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