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Well I was gonna do it today (talk) but she was talking to some other girl when I came in to the classroom so I didn't bother. Il try talking to her on Monday.
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Mar 2008 20:13 Post subject: |
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Try flicking your hair around like one of those shampoo adverts as you walk through the door.
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Mar 2008 21:07 Post subject: |
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i find farting attracts attention
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Mar 2008 22:12 Post subject: |
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| MasterJuba wrote: | | i find farting attracts attention |
Yes, but what kind of attention?
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Mar 2008 22:34 Post subject: |
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| MasterJuba wrote: | | i find farting attracts attention |
I find that child molesting attracts even more attention.
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Mar 2008 23:20 Post subject: |
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Why is it when girls fart everyone laughs but when a dude farts, everyone looks at him like he committed a crime? 
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Mar 2008 23:33 Post subject: |
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It's the other way 'round here. If a guy farts, it's normal. If a girl does, it's gross.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Mar 2008 19:26 Post subject: |
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Why is it gross when a woman farts?
I mean, its one thing if its on a first date or your at a club/party/bar etc
But fuck, if your chillin at home watching a movie or something and she happens to let one go, whats the big deal?
Like women dont fart....
lol reminds me of when I was a kid. I remember being so shocked when I leanred that the Queen (of England) used to the washroom like the rest of us. I figured she had someone go for her lol
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Mar 2008 20:42 Post subject: |
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And you know they have the same problems as after getting drunk off their faces the night before ..... diorhea FTW
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| Posted: Mon, 17th Mar 2008 22:35 Post subject: |
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| SycoShaman wrote: | Why is it gross when a woman farts?
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Some women (some men encourage it) think they have to be perfectly 'ladylike' at all times, including not performing any bodily functions that may be considered offensive by some posh twat.
I mean one of my ex girlfriends was horrified to find out she snored, so she tried all these different solutions. It really wasn't that load and I told her it didn't bother me. She never lost that up tight attitude, and it was one of the reasons for the breakup.
We're all human at the end of the day, we all have the same bodily functions and we all need the same things. The only thing to be potentially embarrassed about when it comes to this stuff is timing, like farting in the middle of a public speech or burping as you're about to kiss someone.
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| Posted: Tue, 18th Mar 2008 21:50 Post subject: |
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So I finally talked to her today. I came in to class and was like "do you know if the teacher posted our midterm grades online?" and she was like telling me how she hasnt been online because of work or something. Didn't really talk about much she just told me about where she works and about school and stuff.
As for the way she looks, she has an attractive face. She has that stereotypical good looks. I think shes Italian. She is wayy too skinny though. Shes skinnier than me and Im a size small. But yea overall she seems like a nice person.
Mmman I feel so alive I talked to a girl today 
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Mar 2008 01:53 Post subject: |
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wait, let me get this straight (from page 6 your last post) - you haven't been socializing with girls? think of them as homo sapiens, not as WOMEN.
yes
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| Posted: Wed, 19th Mar 2008 08:57 Post subject: |
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| watergem wrote: | sounds good bro, a positive reaction, dig for more info, girls like it when a guy asks questions 
and dont be a dumbass and just ask questions, listen to what she has to say, find interests and talk about them if you can.. let it drop that its nice to talk to someone.. see if she replies positive to that. She may offer to introduce you to her friends or something |
This all happened in Geography class. I didn't really ask much questions she was just talking. She was telling me how she wants to become a teacher because she works with afterschool kids. I have no idea how old she is but she asked me how old I am. I think shes a freshman because shes taking freshman classes.
But then she was telling me a bunch of other stuff and she was like "you know that guy I always talk to? we used to work together" and then we lol'd. Because in that class theres this dude that always sits next to her and they talk before class starts because you can't talk during the lecture. But yea before the lecture started today the whole time I was actually talkin! lol and also a little bit after lecture. At the end she said she has no school on Thursday so I see her again next Tuesday. She also mentioned that she had a midterm the very next period. I didnt even say good luck! 
And damn I didn't ask her her name either. Today was a pretty frightening experience but I think I did okay for a noob.
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| Posted: Fri, 28th Mar 2008 16:14 Post subject: |
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give the poor lad a break hes barely got a name out of her yet!
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| Posted: Fri, 28th Mar 2008 20:07 Post subject: |
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No I didnt have sex with her. I still dont even know her name. But I did talk to her a little bit today. She wished me a "have a nice weekend". It was awesome!!!!!!! lol
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| Posted: Sat, 29th Mar 2008 05:15 Post subject: |
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Hay I never knew Pistol Shrimp was a girl. But its cool to know theres girls here
And no I cannot do the pop thing. That will require way more guts than just talking to her and I barely talk to her. Im not trying to get into her pants either. Id be grateful to just have a friend at the moment. But I see her again on tuesday. I will try to befriend her!!!!!
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| Posted: Sat, 29th Mar 2008 05:16 Post subject: |
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"well, me and my mom got to change our names, and i thought gretchen ross was pretty cool!"
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| Posted: Sat, 29th Mar 2008 05:20 Post subject: |
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Ahh, then you are at stale mate if you can't do the pop can thing. It was just a way to break the ice.
The women are Jenni and I. there might be other posters but I don't know of them.
Best wishes dude.
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