A Gentleman's Duel
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Parallax_
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Mar 2008 16:10    Post subject: A Gentleman's Duel


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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Mar 2008 16:54    Post subject:
nice Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Mar 2008 19:39    Post subject:
Brilliant!


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Mar 2008 21:55    Post subject:
"One Fine Day in the Middle of the night"

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other

One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee
A blind man went to see fair play
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralyzed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a 9 inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all

A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to arrest the 2 dead boys
If you don't believe this story's true
Ask the blind man, he saw it, too!


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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Mar 2008 22:33    Post subject:
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