Big Girls are not that beautiful Mika
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Horrordee
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Feb 2008 16:45    Post subject: Big Girls are not that beautiful Mika
What the fuck, if Brits (or else) know of "Mika" they may have heard this "big girls" song, which goes on about big girls being beautiful.

What annoys me is the fact that in it, he stays take your average girl and multiply her by 4.

Wait a minute, say the average girl is about 144 pounds (http://www.halls.md/chart/women-weight-w.htm), then 4 times this is 576 pounds, or 41+ stone. this is 0.25 tonnes.

That is a fucking massive girl, i'm sorry mika, but you're a fucking wierdo. Thats way too fat.

Thoughts?


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Feb 2008 16:47    Post subject:
BBWs are beautiful hence the second B Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Feb 2008 16:56    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Feb 2008 17:04    Post subject:
maybe he's after attention

just mybe


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Feb 2008 18:10    Post subject:
headshot wrote:
BBWs are beautiful hence the second B Very Happy

i used to think it stood for boned


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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Feb 2008 18:13    Post subject:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
headshot wrote:
BBWs are beautiful hence the second B Very Happy

i used to think it stood for boned


Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Feb 2008 00:42    Post subject:
isnt mika gay?
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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Feb 2008 01:15    Post subject:
MasterJuba wrote:
isnt mika gay?


he sure sounds/looks like one
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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Feb 2008 11:08    Post subject:
Yes MasterJuba, he is! Billy Brown is the gayest song ever, but I actually like it :$


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Feb 2008 11:23    Post subject:
Who the fuck is Mika?


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Feb 2008 11:26    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
Who the fuck is Mika?


lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mika_(singer)


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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Feb 2008 11:58    Post subject:
Well, judging from those pics on wikipedia, he sure looks gay!

Maybe he's not getting any, so he has to make a song for the heavy ladies, you know.. Could be!


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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Feb 2008 17:07    Post subject:
He's trying to make everyone else gay by selling delusions that fat asses and loose cunts are indeed beautiful.
So men would think - "If that's beautiful, then I'd rather be gay instead".
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Feb 2008 17:31    Post subject:
im partial to chubby, but not flabby.
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Feb 2008 20:24    Post subject: Re: Big Girls are not that beautiful Mika
Horrordee wrote:
What the fuck, if Brits (or else) know of "Mika" they may have heard this "big girls" song, which goes on about big girls being beautiful.

What annoys me is the fact that in it, he stays take your average girl and multiply her by 4.

Wait a minute, say the average girl is about 144 pounds (http://www.halls.md/chart/women-weight-w.htm), then 4 times this is 576 pounds, or 41+ stone. this is 0.25 tonnes.

That is a fucking massive girl, i'm sorry mika, but you're a fucking wierdo. Thats way too fat.

Thoughts?


You are taking it in the wrong way. If you look at a 120lb girl, then look at a 240lb girl, and then look at a 360lb girl, you will notice that the 360lb girl looks to be much more than 3 times the 120lb girls size.

He is more likely talking about size than weight.
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Mar 2008 17:01    Post subject:
wtf would Mika jnow, he's a puff.
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Mar 2008 17:02    Post subject:
A thread about chubby monsters and not one pic!


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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Mar 2008 17:29    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
A thread about chubby monsters and not one pic!


Thankfully!

But hey, now that it´s mentioned, someone's gonna try to be funny by posting one.

Ha-ha in advance, to whoever that is!


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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Mar 2008 17:38    Post subject:
Yeah, I crossed that line.
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Mar 2008 19:01    Post subject:
Finally some action!


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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Mar 2008 10:51    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
Finally some action!
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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Mar 2008 12:40    Post subject:
5ft2@145lbs is the limit before it becomes too fat.
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2008 14:16    Post subject:
I hate that Mika guy , what an annoying song , he cant sing for shit
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