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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Dec 2007 04:02    Post subject:
Martian123 wrote:
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WaldoJ wrote:
peace of mind and a herpes free girlfriend


your girlfriend has herpes?
No pussy is worth a disease, especially ones that cant be cured imo


I am torn on that one, personally I agree with you, professionally I am sure some of my
meat headed colleagues would disagree, but I am not working now, so we on the same team


I wouldnt date anyone with any kinda vd. For one, it shows they are irresponsible. Not using protection and all. And I wouldnt want the disease myself and I enjoy sex, so not having it would be a problem. know what I mean?


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Dec 2007 04:13    Post subject:
Laughing i know what you mean. But I'm a beggar. Beggars can't be choosers. Sides I don't date for sex. I date to get to know the lass, ths this and that and then we fuck. I can't stand the whole we'll fuck and then we'll see if we're good for eachother ideology. It's the whole bull shit in me that makes it impossible for me to fuck. Sad I gotta know a lass, feel comfortable with her before i fuck. And it's gay! I spend so much time getting to know them to the point where the word love can be thrown around freely and when we fuck it's meh. Sad

I need a proper slut and a case of amnesia. Have the best sex of my life and not worry about anything after. That's what I need. Dating a lass with herpes is great tho. She's a lass I'd love to meet every day. She's fun, funny and cute when she smiles and all. But, i can't see myself fuckin; her. Which is a darn shame cause she's smokin' hot. Sad

Grrrr!!!

What I want for christmas is peace and quiet so i can read as many books as i can for the break! Very Happy


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Dec 2007 04:17    Post subject:
@Waldo

What kinda books?


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Dec 2007 04:18    Post subject:
right now i got hemmindway, hp lovecraft short stories, some shakepeare and am looking for the bloke jenni mentiones whose name keeps elluding me :'( but I'll find it Very Happy


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Dec 2007 04:26    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
right now i got hemmindway, hp lovecraft short stories, some shakepeare and am looking for the bloke jenni mentiones whose name keeps elluding me :'( but I'll find it Very Happy


is it required reading or you just reading books for the fun of it.

I like reading too. A good book is better than a good movie imo


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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Dec 2007 04:30    Post subject:
I dunno why but actually started enjoying reading recently. It's fucking weird. I never read a fulll book or something full in my entire life and now i can't stop. Neutral


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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Dec 2007 04:31    Post subject:
15 sheets of bubble wrap... i love that stuff... its what i got last christmas from my sister.


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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Dec 2007 04:36    Post subject:
ahha present wise... since my parents were never around when i was a wee kid.. i now keep asking for toys so i can have a proper childhood i never had Razz It's gay I know, but stfu Very Happy brings me laughter and makes me happy building shit out of legos. I hate present when people thinkl they know you buy you something 'thoughtful' it's bull shit.


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Dec 2007 17:51    Post subject:
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ahha present wise... since my parents were never around when i was a wee kid.. i now keep asking for toys so i can have a proper childhood i never had Razz It's gay I know, but stfu Very Happy brings me laughter and makes me happy building shit out of legos. I hate present when people thinkl they know you buy you something 'thoughtful' it's bull shit.


lego's are fuckin cool tho. Still, I dont have the patience for it anymore. Reminds me to much of work....I build shit at work, why build stuff with plastic while im relaxing. KNow what I mean?


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kalato




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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Dec 2007 22:13    Post subject:
Nothing. As my family is poor.


I like bum.
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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Dec 2007 22:25    Post subject:
Want me to adopt you pooor boy?
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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Dec 2007 22:27    Post subject:
If I had a Christmas I would ask for an Ipod Touch. Damn it I want that badly, but I won't waste that money unless I'll really need it.
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2007 02:10    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Martian123 wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


your girlfriend has herpes?
No pussy is worth a disease, especially ones that cant be cured imo


I am torn on that one, personally I agree with you, professionally I am sure some of my
meat headed colleagues would disagree, but I am not working now, so we on the same team


I wouldnt date anyone with any kinda vd. For one, it shows they are irresponsible. Not using protection and all. And I wouldnt want the disease myself and I enjoy sex, so not having it would be a problem. know what I mean?



Yes, Real Men wear condoms Sad

*throws christmas condoms at everyone*
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2007 02:44    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Martian123 wrote:


I am torn on that one, personally I agree with you, professionally I am sure some of my
meat headed colleagues would disagree, but I am not working now, so we on the same team


I wouldnt date anyone with any kinda vd. For one, it shows they are irresponsible. Not using protection and all. And I wouldnt want the disease myself and I enjoy sex, so not having it would be a problem. know what I mean?



Yes, Real Men wear condoms Sad

*throws christmas condoms at everyone*


I always wear a rubber when im with someone new. I want to stay heathy you know?


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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2007 03:09    Post subject:
Do you like my little icons. The blue one is the one being left out in the cold while the other are getting their love on. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2007 03:57    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Martian123 wrote:


I am torn on that one, personally I agree with you, professionally I am sure some of my
meat headed colleagues would disagree, but I am not working now, so we on the same team


I wouldnt date anyone with any kinda vd. For one, it shows they are irresponsible. Not using protection and all. And I wouldnt want the disease myself and I enjoy sex, so not having it would be a problem. know what I mean?



Yes, Real Men wear condoms Sad




FYI, Condoms don't prevent herpes all that well, Herpes is a nasty one,
and what would make you think we are not using condoms?

*throws christmas condoms at everyone*
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2007 07:53    Post subject:
I've been so out of the loop i forgot what i feel to sleep near someone warm Sad Sad i need a slew-bag or something asap. That's what i need for x-mas. A whore. A cheap sleazy whore. I don't care if she's std infested and's on the bloodyrag. It's fucking cold in my bed!


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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2007 08:06    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
I've been so out of the loop i forgot what i feel to sleep near someone warm Sad Sad i need a slew-bag or something asap. That's what i need for x-mas. A whore. A cheap sleazy whore. I don't care if she's std infested and's on the bloodyrag. It's fucking cold in my bed!


I know who I want in my bed, and she's not disease ridden but um, other than that I totally understand! Keep your chin up, it will happen for you, perhaps not by christmas but it will happen.
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2007 08:29    Post subject:
it could happen by christmas, but i dunno if i want stds or not Very Happy It's difficult question to answer.


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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2007 08:42    Post subject:
I heard every man need a good whore once in his life. That might be an option waldo, treat her nice and leave a good tip on the pillow.

In the meantime dl some good porn
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2007 08:58    Post subject:
a good whore LOL


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kalato




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2007 10:38    Post subject:
kalato wrote:
Nothing. As my family is poor.

roCcor wrote:
Want me to adopt you pooor boy?

Thank you kind sir. I've also got std's as I have to feed my family by waiting on a corner then horrible men pick me up and drive me off to somewhere dark and damp.
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Dec 2007 10:54    Post subject:
This discussion is getting scarily off topic.. Christmas should be about teh presentz not teh ghey!


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Dec 2007 00:57    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Do you like my little icons. The blue one is the one being left out in the cold while the other are getting their love on. Very Happy


Laughing


a good whore eh? fuck, $250 gets you an outcall girl for an hour and usually they are smokin (eastern euro immigrants, lots of russians) if you look in the back of the paper.
I dont know how they get away with advertising like that but fuck, I know guys who use their services regularly (as in every weekend).

EDIT

I want a nice warm body in my bed for christmas too Sad


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Dec 2007 01:30    Post subject:
I'll spot you 250, you spot me 300 Very Happy Waldo needs quality!!!


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Dec 2007 04:28    Post subject:
@syco
You seem to know your way around a call girl? Very Happy
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Dec 2007 04:46    Post subject:
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You seem to know your way around a call girl? Very Happy


heh....im not gunna lie, in my youth ive had a few encounters Smile

Fuck now, heh, why spend the money? its a waste of hard earned cash Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Dec 2007 05:17    Post subject:
I think it is a completely normal guy thing. Just that a lot of guys don't want to admit it.
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Dec 2007 05:22    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I think it is a completely normal guy thing. Just that a lot of guys don't want to admit it.


true. alot of people deny it. I dunno why. I dont think there is anything wrong with it. As long as the girl is makin the money and its not all going to some dickhead pimp, im fine with it. If thats what they wanna do, then thats what they do. I wouldnt do it, but im not them.
Know what I mean?


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Dec 2007 05:30    Post subject:
I think it is better to go pay for it than try to scam some stupid girl into having sex with you. I mean come Man Up and pay for it.
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