Who's married?
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 15:24    Post subject: Who's married?
Im interested in knowing who's married on here.

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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 15:32    Post subject:
if i could find the right person i would marry today
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 15:37    Post subject:
did you get married with your ex-wife?


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 15:49    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
did you get married with your ex-wife?


Yep


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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 16:21    Post subject:
ive been married for around 7 years
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 16:23    Post subject:
I am not married and I don't plan to do it for a while either.



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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 16:28    Post subject:
kosmiq wrote:
I am not married and I don't plan to do it for a while either.
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 16:29    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
kosmiq wrote:
I am not married and I don't plan to do it for a while either.


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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 16:37    Post subject:
Ok, he did not ask who's NOT married. Razz

We all know the majority here isn't married.
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 16:44    Post subject:
does civil marriage (or whatever the name is) count?


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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 16:48    Post subject:
yeah, I'm common-law too by now Surprised


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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 16:57    Post subject:
I am.


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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 17:13    Post subject:
what does marriage mean? is that like a long one night stand thingy?
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 17:20    Post subject:
I think it's when the penis goes in the vagina Surprised
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 18:37    Post subject:
omg does it actually go in? doesn that hurt?
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 18:40    Post subject:
yes it hurts like hell for the woman coz your hand goes in too otherwise you can't jerk off


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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 18:44    Post subject:
You have to give her rohypnol first silly! Then it doesn't hurt
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 18:47    Post subject:
but the screams turn me on!


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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 18:50    Post subject:
Use a penis pump.
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 19:53    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
JeanPerrier wrote:
did you get married with your ex-wife?


Yep

Laughing sorry but i find it funny , now you can say my wife is my ex-wife Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 20:10    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
I am.


That´s a disappointment Sad
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dominae
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 20:12    Post subject:
Not married, and it is extremely unlikely I ever will be.


I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 20:34    Post subject:
Vodka-Redbull wrote:
yes it hurts like hell for the woman coz your hand goes in too otherwise you can't jerk off


hahahaha
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 20:36    Post subject:
dominae wrote:
Not married, and it is extremely unlikely I ever will be.


why?
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 20:37    Post subject:
dominae wrote:
Not married, and it is extremely unlikely I ever will be.

Cause you're gay and it's illegal to get married wherever you live? Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 20:37    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
Vodka-Redbull wrote:
yes it hurts like hell for the woman coz your hand goes in too otherwise you can't jerk off


hahahaha


yeah it comes from an old joke when a couple comes to a doc and he asks the guy to describe how they have sex
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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 20:38    Post subject:
Vodka-Redbull wrote:
TheSaint wrote:
Vodka-Redbull wrote:
yes it hurts like hell for the woman coz your hand goes in too otherwise you can't jerk off


hahahaha


yeah it comes from an old joke when a couple comes to a doc and he asks the guy to describe how they have sex


haha it made me choke from laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 21:04    Post subject:
vodka post more jokes pls i was laughing so hard when i read that
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Vodka-Redbull




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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 21:07    Post subject:
will do Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Sep 2007 22:47    Post subject:
Married? Why the fuck would I want to get married, unless I want a tax break or something.

Anyways, Good Luck with the marriage Syco Smile


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