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difm




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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Sep 2007 21:43    Post subject:
watergem wrote:
48 comments about pubes.. only on nforce Laughing


Nope, only 30 with ours.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Sep 2007 04:07    Post subject:
Maybe trimming pubes is a metrosexual thing? Metrosexual men are fairly common these days.

Post count on pubes is 31 now ! Smile


....Now a female forum 'trimming pubes post' count would be in the hundreds. Threads and treads of women comparing and sharing all info. Shaving, epilady, threading, wax, and tweezers and so much more. All in this short time. 31 isn't so bad. At least this one is funny.

But still, only on NFOrce
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difm




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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Sep 2007 18:17    Post subject:
It actually feels better when you trim pubes.
Gotta try it!


Saying that, I gotta shave today.


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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Sep 2007 22:10    Post subject:
Tried to shave them once and very badly cut my balls. There were so much blood and I was so scared. Basically I tried to hold my hands as a bowl and push to try to stop bleeding, well no way it just keep bleeding and hurt a lot from pressure. But the thought about newspapers headlines such as: “Man committed suicide by cutting his balls and died from blood loss” allowed me to regain control. So I grabbed hydrogen peroxide and poured on my balls, on the towel and applied it. Around 5 to 10 minutes later the bleeding stopped but I got a funky color from peroxide Very Happy

No way in hell I am going to try that again… Never. Now I just trim them a little bit.
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Sep 2007 22:16    Post subject:
alex7600 wrote:
Tried to shave them once and very badly cut my balls. There were so much blood and I was so scared. Basically I tried to hold my hands as a bowl and push to try to stop bleeding, well no way it just keep bleeding and hurt a lot from pressure. But the thought about newspapers headlines such as: “Man committed suicide by cutting his balls and died from blood loss” allowed me to regain control. So I grabbed hydrogen peroxide and poured on my balls, on the towel and applied it. Around 5 to 10 minutes later the bleeding stopped but I got a funky color from peroxide Very Happy

No way in hell I am going to try that again… Never. Now I just trim them a little bit.


Shocked wtf...... lmao, you use some dull razor on dry skin or something?

pistolshrimp wrote:
Maybe trimming pubes is a metrosexual thing?


Doubt it, will I can't speak for the others anyways, I'm not the typical male but hell, the feeling of freedom other than having a shrubbery between your legs is nice Surprised


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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Sep 2007 22:35    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
Shocked wtf...... lmao, you use some dull razor on dry skin or something?
I used shaving foam and the bleeding edge Gillette Mach 3 Turbo and got the famous 3-blades-cut Very Happy
I suppose it is wrong tools for job or/and unlucky hands movement Smile
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Noob
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Sep 2007 22:44    Post subject:
It itches like hell, waste of time. And girls dont care from my experience.
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Sep 2007 04:14    Post subject:
Well, that's why your name is Noob.


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Sep 2007 04:14    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
alex7600 wrote:
Tried to shave them once and very badly cut my balls. There were so much blood and I was so scared. Basically I tried to hold my hands as a bowl and push to try to stop bleeding, well no way it just keep bleeding and hurt a lot from pressure. But the thought about newspapers headlines such as: “Man committed suicide by cutting his balls and died from blood loss” allowed me to regain control. So I grabbed hydrogen peroxide and poured on my balls, on the towel and applied it. Around 5 to 10 minutes later the bleeding stopped but I got a funky color from peroxide Very Happy

No way in hell I am going to try that again… Never. Now I just trim them a little bit.


Shocked wtf...... lmao, you use some dull razor on dry skin or something?

pistolshrimp wrote:
Maybe trimming pubes is a metrosexual thing?


Doubt it, will I can't speak for the others anyways, I'm not the typical male but hell, the feeling of freedom other than having a shrubbrey between your legs is nice Surprised



Are you a Montey Python fan by chance?
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difm




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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Sep 2007 07:01    Post subject:
Noob wrote:
It itches like hell, waste of time. And girls dont care from my experience.


It itches for the first time, regular shaving does not cause itching.
And girls DO CARE.


Noob Razz
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Sep 2007 09:04    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:

Are you a Montey Python fan by chance?


Didn't think anyone would catch that Very Happy Used to watch that movie once a week Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Sep 2007 16:55    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:

Are you a Montey Python fan by chance?


Didn't think anyone would catch that Very Happy Used to watch that movie once a week Razz

Rolling Eyes Used to huh? Well EYE still watch it! BITCH! Razz


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Butt_Surfer




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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Sep 2007 11:57    Post subject:
I used to get that until I started to trim them, sometimes even shave and they don't ever get itchy, I guess I have good balls Laughing
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difm




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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Sep 2007 12:25    Post subject:
No, they itch after not trimming for couple of days.
Try it Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Sep 2007 13:12    Post subject:
well spykez now you know why you should shave, not only does your puny little thing looks bigger when its bald, but you sure wont hurt yourself on the zipper anymore =)
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Sep 2007 03:25    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:

Are you a Montey Python fan by chance?


Didn't think anyone would catch that Very Happy Used to watch that movie once a week Razz



Yes, you are secretly a knight who says "Nee!!"


Nee!!!! sexy one Smile

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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Sep 2007 03:35    Post subject:
Aephir wrote:
but you sure wont hurt yourself on the zipper anymore =)

Either that, or watch There's Something About Mary and see what else he can catch in the zipper.
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