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kalato
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kalato
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| Posted: Mon, 10th Sep 2007 15:15 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 10th Sep 2007 15:34 Post subject: |
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I liked the beginning, but then the trailer went to shit for me. I'm not all familiar with this character so maybe it's all ok.
Squirrely: Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant.
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| Posted: Mon, 10th Sep 2007 19:41 Post subject: |
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someone tell whoever in hollywood who though it was a good idea to adapt comics into movies to stop...
for the love of good STOP... please
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 00:58 Post subject: |
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Yeah the beginning where he's an arrogant cunt is great!
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Sep 2007 02:08 Post subject: |
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?
Is this for real? Lol.... now let me get this straight.... he is soms super corporate millionair selling military super weapons to the US army. He then drives through the desert with an armed convoy and then the SO WELL trained US soldiers with armored vehicles mounted with MGs gets ambushed by some cheap taliba with old AK47s? AND GET OWNED?
NIIIIIIIIICCEEEE...
Then they put him in some cave prison , make some tapes and lock him up real nice. Then some days later he comes out in a mech suit with dual flamers fucking everything up. Looolll AK47s and RPGs can't penetrate the armour he just PEW PEWs everyone they were like OH CHIT... VAT MOST I DO.... .
LOL GG, he got his bare hands and a hammer and he crafts a mech suit with some powercore in it and dual flamers... HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT???? He's got some blacksmithing skills to make some robocopsuit while super technological companies can't do it.... give this man a hammer and his barehands and he will make it np. He breaks the doors like the hulk, punches every1 and just dual wields 2 flamethrowers and burns everyone up. LOL....
I bet when they put him in that cave prison they were like "we got dis''. Lol, I bet they didn't expect him to come out in a mech suit DPSing everyone they were like.... OH NOOOEESS VAT IS DAAAAATT NNNOOOOOOO 
and GG in the end he flies faster than an F35... LOOOOOll.... WTF? That fucking jet has a sick engine worth millions if not billions of dollars which can go mach2 almost.... and that fag has some flames coming out of his feet and hands no engines and outflies a jet with engine technology and capacity more than a hundred times of wha he has.... LOL...
If I was that F35 Pilot and saw some pos in a red/yellow suit outfly me when, I would say... OH CHIT...WTF MON... NOW DAT IS SOME KRAAZIE CHIT RIGHHT DAAR.... and eject..
IF I was a movie critic I would just say this and nothing else:
''This is some sick chit.''
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Sep 2007 02:18 Post subject: |
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| Pizda2 wrote: | He then drives through the desert with an armed convoy and then the SO WELL trained US soldiers with armored vehicles mounted with MGs gets ambushed by some cheap taliba with old AK47s? AND GET OWNED?
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Yeah, that'd never happen in real life!
Oh wait...
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Sep 2007 06:42 Post subject: |
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| Pizda2 wrote: | LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?
Is this for real? Lol.... now let me get this straight.... he is soms super corporate millionair selling military super weapons to the US army. He then drives through the desert with an armed convoy and then the SO WELL trained US soldiers with armored vehicles mounted with MGs gets ambushed by some cheap taliba with old AK47s? AND GET OWNED?
NIIIIIIIIICCEEEE...
Then they put him in some cave prison , make some tapes and lock him up real nice. Then some days later he comes out in a mech suit with dual flamers fucking everything up. Looolll AK47s and RPGs can't penetrate the armour he just PEW PEWs everyone they were like OH CHIT... VAT MOST I DO.... .
LOL GG, he got his bare hands and a hammer and he crafts a mech suit with some powercore in it and dual flamers... HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT???? He's got some blacksmithing skills to make some robocopsuit while super technological companies can't do it.... give this man a hammer and his barehands and he will make it np. He breaks the doors like the hulk, punches every1 and just dual wields 2 flamethrowers and burns everyone up. LOL....
I bet when they put him in that cave prison they were like "we got dis''. Lol, I bet they didn't expect him to come out in a mech suit DPSing everyone they were like.... OH NOOOEESS VAT IS DAAAAATT NNNOOOOOOO
and GG in the end he flies faster than an F35... LOOOOOll.... WTF? That fucking jet has a sick engine worth millions if not billions of dollars which can go mach2 almost.... and that fag has some flames coming out of his feet and hands no engines and outflies a jet with engine technology and capacity more than a hundred times of wha he has.... LOL...
If I was that F35 Pilot and saw some pos in a red/yellow suit outfly me when, I would say... OH CHIT...WTF MON... NOW DAT IS SOME KRAAZIE CHIT RIGHHT DAAR.... and eject..
IF I was a movie critic I would just say this and nothing else:
''This is some sick chit.'' |
OMG SUPERMAN CAN FLY AND LIFT UP ISLANDS AND SHOOT BEAMS FROM HIS EYES AND HES INVULNERABLE AND HES AN ALIEN!!!!
OMG SPIDERMAN CAN CLIMB WALLS!!! OMG SO FAKE!
oh wait a sec.....these are all comic book heroes adapted to film...... |
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chiv
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Sep 2007 06:53 Post subject: |
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i was going to reply something similar, but i was too lazy to read his entire incoherant post, and it halfway sounded like he was enjoying the comic nature of the film, not whining about how unrealistic fucking comic book characters are.. wow.. its like calling paris hilton shallow... i mean, duhhh...
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Sep 2007 07:13 Post subject: |
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| |IcedFreon| wrote: |
OMG SUPERMAN CAN FLY AND LIFT UP ISLANDS AND SHOOT BEAMS FROM HIS EYES AND HES INVULNERABLE AND HES AN ALIEN!!!!
OMG SPIDERMAN CAN CLIMB WALLS!!! OMG SO FAKE!
oh wait a sec.....these are all comic book heroes adapted to film...... |
but doooood, professor X can stop time and all the other x-men with uberl337 sk1llz of d00m are totally not real life! No way could nightcrawler teleport. Humans can't do that. People don't shoot beams out of their eyes, people can't reheal themselves with an odd metal going through out his body. |
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chiv
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Sep 2007 07:17 Post subject: |
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ehehe yeah, all comic characters... just as long as we all agree that batman is real, noone gets hurt.
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Sep 2007 13:45 Post subject: |
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Ok yes superman and Spiderman.... but that's just power through magical shit inside. Let's just say that. But this is about technology, about a man who can do things that are impossible..... this is like taking a cheap MP3 player and turning it into a ferrari enzo.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Sep 2007 15:15 Post subject: |
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You seen transformers?
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Sep 2007 19:22 Post subject: |
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nice cgi. too bad the given link is killing my ie6 and ff2. if sb experience the same use this link
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Sep 2007 20:52 Post subject: |
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| krassimir wrote: | | nice cgi. too bad the given link is killing my ie6 and ff2. if sb experience the same use this link |
Did the same thing to my IE and Opera...
BATMAN: What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?
ROBIN: A sparrow with a machine gun!
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Sep 2007 21:14 Post subject: |
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| SpykeZ wrote: | | |IcedFreon| wrote: |
OMG SUPERMAN CAN FLY AND LIFT UP ISLANDS AND SHOOT BEAMS FROM HIS EYES AND HES INVULNERABLE AND HES AN ALIEN!!!!
OMG SPIDERMAN CAN CLIMB WALLS!!! OMG SO FAKE!
oh wait a sec.....these are all comic book heroes adapted to film...... |
but doooood, professor X can stop time and all the other x-men with uberl337 sk1llz of d00m are totally not real life! No way could nightcrawler teleport. Humans can't do that. People don't shoot beams out of their eyes, people can't reheal themselves with an odd metal going through out his body. |
That's why I <3 Batman. Kicks ass with no special powers. |
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chiv
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| Posted: Sat, 15th Sep 2007 22:03 Post subject: |
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just saw the trailer.
i hope whoever decided to use the song iron man gets hit by a fucking bus... i mean congratulations, you just ruined any integrity that trailer could have had, by using a cheap-shot like the same named song... makes it seem so fucking cheesy.
all that being said, it looks great, and relatively truthful to the story - hope we get to see atleast 3 or 4 suits, not just 'ugly metal suit', then 'traditional mega suit which i manage to get perfect on the second fucking try'..
yeah, really looking forward too this one now, just hope its not TOO bogged down in idiotic dialogue and stupid corny shit thats done on purpose just so the viewer knows 'hey, im a comic book movie! weeeee!!!'
i dont really like the director though. after seeing zathura, im worried about the above shit i mentioned... hopefully he'll make this a relatively serious, yet fun, action film, without making a fucking kiddie film.
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| Posted: Sun, 16th Sep 2007 09:13 Post subject: |
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looks kinda decent... all i'm hoping for is that they don't try to shove pro-america shit down our throaths(y hello thar spiderman).
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chiv
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| Posted: Sun, 16th Sep 2007 09:40 Post subject: |
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ha, good luck with that... we MIGHT get away relatively unscathed because i dont really see iron man as an american icon, certainly not to the extent spiderman and superman are, so we MIGHT get lucky this wont be another 'rah rah america!' promotional tool...
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