I got into uni!
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Serben
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Aug 2007 16:19    Post subject: I got into uni!
I just got accepted to a civil engineering/information technology program! Fuck yeah! And for all you Swedes here, the school i got into was Chalmers (only like the second best uni in the whole country). You may now envy me.


P.S. To all the right wing douchecocks here who routinely claim that immigrants only come to western nations to leech and commit crime (i'm looking at you Siddhartha and 4me2): WHAT NOW, BITCHES!?
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Aug 2007 16:21    Post subject:
congrats, sounds fancy Wink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalmers_University_of_Technology


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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Aug 2007 16:26    Post subject:
i remember chalmers... all those exploitable boxes sitting on fast pipes...

/me reminisces


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Serben
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Aug 2007 16:33    Post subject:
KaiKo wrote:
i remember chalmers... all those exploitable boxes sitting on fast pipes...

/me reminisces



Yeah, but i'm pretty sure you need an account to be able to use them, so if you use them to download warez they'll be able to tell that it was your account that did it. That's the way it was in my high school.
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Aug 2007 16:36    Post subject: Re: I got into uni!
Serben wrote:
the school i got into was Chalmers (only like the second best uni in the whole country).


The second biggest, not second best. Huge difference there.
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Serben
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Aug 2007 16:40    Post subject: Re: I got into uni!
Macknu wrote:
Serben wrote:
the school i got into was Chalmers (only like the second best uni in the whole country).


The second biggest, not second best. Huge difference there.



You're right, it's not the second best. It's THE best.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalmers_University_of_Technology

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The THES (2005) ranking classifies it as the top university in Sweden
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Serben
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Aug 2007 16:44    Post subject:
And it's not the second biggest either. I know at least 2 that are bigger: KTH and GU. Shows how much you know.
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Aug 2007 16:47    Post subject:
seriously you sound like an a grade loser
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Aug 2007 17:06    Post subject:
MasterJuba wrote:
seriously you sound like an a grade loser


And you sound like someone who enjoys sucking off horses while inserting small animals into your anus on a regular basis.
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Aug 2007 17:23    Post subject:
University really isn't that hard to get into, unless you're doing one of the extremely popular courses. But congrats anyway, now the hard work starts (well, in the second year anyway). Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Aug 2007 17:29    Post subject:
So what did you do for it, write a letter to them containing the word fuck about 500 times?
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KaiKo




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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Aug 2007 17:35    Post subject:
Serben wrote:
KaiKo wrote:
i remember chalmers... all those exploitable boxes sitting on fast pipes...

/me reminisces



Yeah, but i'm pretty sure you need an account to be able to use them, so if you use them to download warez they'll be able to tell that it was your account that did it. That's the way it was in my high school.


u didnt need an account. well back in the day anyway.
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PostPosted: Thu, 9th Aug 2007 21:40    Post subject: Re: I got into uni!
Serben wrote:
Macknu wrote:
Serben wrote:
the school i got into was Chalmers (only like the second best uni in the whole country).


The second biggest, not second best. Huge difference there.



You're right, it's not the second best. It's THE best.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalmers_University_of_Technology

Quote:
The THES (2005) ranking classifies it as the top university in Sweden


And it's not the second biggest either. I know at least 2 that are bigger: KTH and GU. Shows how much you know.


According to swedish students (in a studentpaper you should be getting when you become student) its about mediocre, it lands in the middle compared to other schools. But its all about who your asking.

You said its second, i just rewrote your statement so guess its shows how much you know.
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Aug 2007 03:12    Post subject:
Serben, I hate to break it to you but I don't know you in real life. (thank god) How do we know you're not typing all of this from your job at the local Starbucks mopping floors for a living? I hope your next post will be how you won the lottery, married Jessica Alba, and ate 15 big macs all in the same day. Internet bragging is meaningless.

Assuming your post is true, congratulations on sticking it to the system yet again. I'm sure every Swede is glad to waste tax dollars on an ungrateful ill-mannered parasite such as yourself. I am also sure they don't mind your constant complaining about Sweden even though they allowed your family an escape from your pathetic 3rd world existence. I can't wait until you and your "chip on my shoulder" attitude start trying to find employment in the real world. I'm sure every Swedish employer you meet will love hearing about how their country hasn't done enough for you. Wink
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Aug 2007 10:06    Post subject:
Congrats, best 3-5 years of your life coming up now :-p After then it sucks Wink
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Aug 2007 20:34    Post subject: Re: I got into uni!
Serben wrote:
I just got accepted to a civil engineering/information technology program! Fuck yeah! And for all you Swedes here, the school i got into was Chalmers (only like the second best uni in the whole country). You may now envy me.


P.S. To all the right wing douchecocks here who routinely claim that immigrants only come to western nations to leech and commit crime (i'm looking at you Siddhartha and 4me2): WHAT NOW, BITCHES!?


woohoo, i got accepted into harvard with a scholarship as a foreign student to get an extra Master.

you hear me screaming??

Getting in is not difficult, getting out with your diploma with "cum laude magna" is and then you can scream
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Aug 2007 20:41    Post subject:
Getting out of a top tier uni is easier than getting in. Especially if you scored a scholarship.
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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Aug 2007 00:05    Post subject:
Siddhartha wrote:
Serben, I hate to break it to you but I don't know you in real life. (thank god) How do we know you're not typing all of this from your job at the local Starbucks mopping floors for a living? I hope your next post will be how you won the lottery, married Jessica Alba, and ate 15 big macs all in the same day. Internet bragging is meaningless.

Assuming your post is true, congratulations on sticking it to the system yet again. I'm sure every Swede is glad to waste tax dollars on an ungrateful ill-mannered parasite such as yourself. I am also sure they don't mind your constant complaining about Sweden even though they allowed your family an escape from your pathetic 3rd world existence. I can't wait until you and your "chip on my shoulder" attitude start trying to find employment in the real world. I'm sure every Swedish employer you meet will love hearing about how their country hasn't done enough for you. Wink



Well then it's a good thing i've got proof. Look at this. This is a screenshot from my account at the national educational database, which proves i got in:

 Spoiler:
 



I'm sure you can use an online dictionary (or your 2 braincells) to figure out what "antagen" means. Now, as to your completely false allegations that i hate this country or don't appreciate what i've got and whatever other lies you can come up with... You're more full of bullshit than a Texas cattle ranch. I've never once said that i didn't like this country, or any of the other lies you claim i've said, and i challenge you to provide proof of the opposite. I HAVE, however, complained about certain individuals in this fine nation. Such as neo-nazis and ultra conservative closet racists who blame immigrants for pretty much everything from their kids hating them to the huge boils they have on their asses. Huge difference, chump.

Now, if your definition of an "ungrateful, ill-mannered parasite" is someone who works hard as fuck to get into the top university in the country and who refuses to take shit from nazi halfwits then yes, i am one. And i'm fucking proud of it. After i get my degree (and you better fucking believe i'll get it, i'm never giving up after coming this far) i'll come back to this forum and shove it in your fucking face. And i'll also go pay a visit to all the cocksuckers who doubted me over the years and said i'd never get anywhere, and laughed in my face when i said i wanted to work with computers when i grew up. I'm actually going places, while they've all basically fucked up their lives completely.


They all fucked around in school and never gave a fuck about trying to learn anything, and now they're stuck sweeping the fucking streets and emptying garbage cans for €1 per week. I can't tell you the extreme sense of satisfaction i get after all these years when i see them around town working at all these shitty minimum wage jobs on my way to school, knowing i am doing something with my life while they're pissing theirs away. They all laughed at me back then, but look who's laughing now!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



I should actually thank you though. If it wasn't for people like you laughing in my face and acting like they were better than me, i'd never have any incentive to work hard to get where i am today.



But of course, now you'll probably just claim that i photoshopped the picture Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Aug 2007 00:07    Post subject:
dude, you are not using tabs? you are gay


yes
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Serben
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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Aug 2007 00:10    Post subject:
Fixed. I put a spoiler tag on it. And sorry to disappoint you, but i'm not into men. I'm sure Sidd is up for some hot kielbasa polishing though Smile
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Serben
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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Aug 2007 00:15    Post subject:
Oh and sorry to everyone if i came off as bragging or acting superior. It's just that i've taken so much shit from people during the years who said i'd never ammount to anything. And now that i can finally prove them all wrong, i'm just happier than a guy in a bag full of cunts. Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Aug 2007 00:25    Post subject:
dude, you are using xp's default theme? you are gay


yes
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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Aug 2007 00:25    Post subject:
Ahh well, congrats i sretno.


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Serben
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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Aug 2007 00:30    Post subject:
cnZ wrote:
dude, you are not using tabs? you are gay



I had to re-format today due to my computer getting completely fucked, which is why everything is still in its default mode. And again, if gay men is what you're after, you'll have far more luck barking up Sidd's tree Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Aug 2007 00:31    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
Ahh well, congrats i sretno.


Thanks, bro!
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Aug 2007 19:53    Post subject:
Serben wrote:
Siddhartha wrote:
Serben, I hate to break it to you but I don't know you in real life. (thank god) How do we know you're not typing all of this from your job at the local Starbucks mopping floors for a living? I hope your next post will be how you won the lottery, married Jessica Alba, and ate 15 big macs all in the same day. Internet bragging is meaningless.

Assuming your post is true, congratulations on sticking it to the system yet again. I'm sure every Swede is glad to waste tax dollars on an ungrateful ill-mannered parasite such as yourself. I am also sure they don't mind your constant complaining about Sweden even though they allowed your family an escape from your pathetic 3rd world existence. I can't wait until you and your "chip on my shoulder" attitude start trying to find employment in the real world. I'm sure every Swedish employer you meet will love hearing about how their country hasn't done enough for you. Wink



Well then it's a good thing i've got proof. Look at this. This is a screenshot from my account at the national educational database, which proves i got in:

 Spoiler:
 



I'm sure you can use an online dictionary (or your 2 braincells) to figure out what "antagen" means. Now, as to your completely false allegations that i hate this country or don't appreciate what i've got and whatever other lies you can come up with... You're more full of bullshit than a Texas cattle ranch. I've never once said that i didn't like this country, or any of the other lies you claim i've said, and i challenge you to provide proof of the opposite. I HAVE, however, complained about certain individuals in this fine nation. Such as neo-nazis and ultra conservative closet racists who blame immigrants for pretty much everything from their kids hating them to the huge boils they have on their asses. Huge difference, chump.

Now, if your definition of an "ungrateful, ill-mannered parasite" is someone who works hard as fuck to get into the top university in the country and who refuses to take shit from nazi halfwits then yes, i am one. And i'm fucking proud of it. After i get my degree (and you better fucking believe i'll get it, i'm never giving up after coming this far) i'll come back to this forum and shove it in your fucking face. And i'll also go pay a visit to all the cocksuckers who doubted me over the years and said i'd never get anywhere, and laughed in my face when i said i wanted to work with computers when i grew up. I'm actually going places, while they've all basically fucked up their lives completely.


They all fucked around in school and never gave a fuck about trying to learn anything, and now they're stuck sweeping the fucking streets and emptying garbage cans for €1 per week. I can't tell you the extreme sense of satisfaction i get after all these years when i see them around town working at all these shitty minimum wage jobs on my way to school, knowing i am doing something with my life while they're pissing theirs away. They all laughed at me back then, but look who's laughing now!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



I should actually thank you though. If it wasn't for people like you laughing in my face and acting like they were better than me, i'd never have any incentive to work hard to get where i am today.



But of course, now you'll probably just claim that i photoshopped the picture Rolling Eyes


Wow. You act as though I actually care what you do. Laughing I'm certainly not going to waste my time searching and posting every asinine comment you've ever made. Based on your posts above, I can't help but feel sorry for you. Sorry Serbie, it takes a bit more than a screenshot and your typically foul language/crude humor to impress me. Do you think calling me gay makes you clever? Pathetic as usual.
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Aug 2007 21:40    Post subject:
If you don't care what i do, why did you feel the need to post in this thread calling me a liar who most likely sweeps the floor at starbucks? We don't even have that piece of shit coffee shop in Sweden as far as i know. Why did you even read this thread at all? When you saw that i was the one who made this thread, why didn't you just hit the back button on your browser? Instead you made the effort to read my post(s). And then you made even more of an effort by posting a reply. And after you were done accusing me of lying, you accused me of being some ungrateful parasite and what not.


You simply HAD to try to find some way to belittle my accomplishment, by accusing me of lying, and in the case i wasn't lying, making sure everyone knew what an "ungrateful parasite" i was. Not only does this prove that you DO care what i do, which makes you a liar, it also proves that you're a hater who can't stand other people's success, which makes you even more pathetic than i first thought. Well guess what? I'm happy as fuck, and nothing you say can ruin that. Smile Nothing you say will get me kicked out of the school, or ruin my life, or otherwise cause me real life harm. So keep it up.


Oh, and i don't think calling you a homosexual makes me clever. I think getting into the top school in the country makes me clever. And as for that screenshot, if you still doubt it, go ahead and ask any Swede on this forum and they'll confirm it to you. Tell you what, i'll even try to get a hold of a digital camera so i can take a shot of the actual papers i got from the school. Not because a give a shit about whether you believe me or not, but because i know it will piss you off to know that i got in.
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Aug 2007 22:43    Post subject:
G'damn, chill pill.
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Aug 2007 23:10    Post subject:
Getting in is is no problem you like fill in a paper, but then you like food come out the other end, then you can come here and brag about it, then you have finisht ure study's.


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I manged like 6 months. When I failed every class they told me I had to start over, I quit instead.


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