White House against masturbating
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ApeX PredatoR
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2004 09:11    Post subject: White House against masturbating
Look at this link!

Is this an official White House site or is it a hoax, look real to me...
If it is then this is really hilarious, especially the "preventing and treating" part!


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2004 10:30    Post subject:
lol. wtf?

Oh man, the front page is crazy...

USA WE OWN THE PLANET
EUROPE IS FOR HOMOS


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2004 11:19    Post subject:
Haha, this is so funny!

But the real homepage for the whitehouse is at http://www.whitehouse.gov/
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2004 11:33    Post subject:
whoKnows wrote:
Haha, this is so funny!

But the real homepage for the whitehouse is at http://www.whitehouse.gov/


aaah you are right! That .org extension did confuse me there...
Really funny hoax it is then Laughing

Someone really took his time to ridicule the White House, I know some people on this board that will not like this Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2004 12:30    Post subject:
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Put boxing gloves on your children's hands at bedtime. Boxing gloves are nearly impossible to remove without assistance. If you do this you can sleep soundly, knowing that your children aren't touching themselves in an impure way.


Hmm Strong Bad can masturbate so this won't prevent shit Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2004 12:42    Post subject:
Yeah, but strongbad is a pro! Put boxing gloves on an inexperienced masturbator and heck, just as the say; they won't be able to do anything. And wouldn’t lack of masturbation cause the breakdown of the system? When an avid masturbator stops due to peer pressure wouldn’t that somehow affect his/her daily life style? Shocked that site may be against masturbation but it sure is promoting mass suicides Very Happy or at least mass homicides Very Happy

Don’t take away masturbation from teens… at least they aren’t smoking/drinking/impregnating teachers if anything masturbation prevents all of those things Shocked Wink clowny hat curly hair smiley face, winking smiley face, smiley face.

Masturbation, it stops rape. Very Happy

Great site Very Happy gonna spam it on msn as soon as I wake up.
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2004 12:53    Post subject:
Yes I also believe if they would succeed in preventing every teen from masturbating then it would be all-out pandemonium and global chaos!

just imagine angry teens all around the world, armed to their teeth with uncontrolable hormones and balls that have never been emptied because they can't masturbate...hell on earth!


Injurious wrote:
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2004 13:05    Post subject:
LOL, have you guys checked out the gift shop?



Hilarious...love it when people take a piss at Bush![/url]


Injurious wrote:
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2004 13:59    Post subject:
Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2004 14:32    Post subject:
Hahah that site is hilarious.


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2004 14:55    Post subject:
Laughing


I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2004 15:24    Post subject:
yup that site sure is great Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2004 16:31    Post subject:
nice find. at the bottom it says chicken head productions. I came across some other very funny ones made by them.
http://www.georgewbush.org/
http://www.draftregistration.us/
and more at
http://www.chickenhead.com
very funny Smile Smile Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2004 16:34    Post subject:
lol, very nice sites indeed!


Injurious wrote:
And then Mabel tripped over a rock and landed in a well and was trapped there with Timmy. Sadly I shot Lassie so no one is saving that bitch!
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2004 17:13    Post subject:
Laughing hahahaha mother theresa breath mist Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Oct 2004 18:59    Post subject:
Cost of America's Noble Iraq Crusade:

$138,565,161,626

*Still counting* Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Oct 2004 08:48    Post subject:
There is just so much on that site...it cracks me up all the time


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