my phone is STINKY!
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FreeDiver




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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jul 2007 00:33    Post subject: my phone is STINKY!
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maxiepaxie




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Location: Belgium
PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jul 2007 00:36    Post subject:
OH NO! Germz alert! Seriously, why do they have to keep on warning us that there are germs on everything we touch (and more), isn't that obvious?
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jul 2007 01:19    Post subject:
maxiepaxie wrote:
OH NO! Germz alert! Seriously, why do they have to keep on warning us that there are germs on everything we touch (and more), isn't that obvious?


does this mean no more licking the toilet seats? Sad


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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jul 2007 02:12    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
maxiepaxie wrote:
OH NO! Germz alert! Seriously, why do they have to keep on warning us that there are germs on everything we touch (and more), isn't that obvious?


does this mean no more licking the toilet seats? Sad


The average keyboard is dirtier than a public toilet in an airport.
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Photish




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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jul 2007 03:06    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
The average keyboard is dirtier than a public toilet in an airport.


Well, I neither shit in public toilets or on my keyboard... So Im home free Wink
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jul 2007 03:09    Post subject:
Photish wrote:
tainted4ever wrote:
The average keyboard is dirtier than a public toilet in an airport.


Well, I neither shit in public toilets or on my keyboard... So Im home free Wink


well technically if your shitting on your toilet seat I think theres something wrong.


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Photish




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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jul 2007 03:15    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
well technically if your shitting on your toilet seat I think theres something wrong.


Where did you get the "seat" part from mate?

And technically if you where THAT drunk... The shiting on the seat, would be least of your worries Sad
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sabalasa




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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jul 2007 06:35    Post subject:
technically your home toilet bowl is cleaner than the surfaces in your kitchen. Bon appetite Very Happy


rgds
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maxiepaxie




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Location: Belgium
PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jul 2007 09:44    Post subject:
Because it's often considered the dirtiest place in your home people clean it regularly. Then some "brilliant" scientist draws up a report stating that "private toilets aren't that dirty after all".
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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Jul 2007 23:36    Post subject:
N95 FTW...
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wazzaap19




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Location: Kanadia, you dont like it, fuck off!
PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jul 2007 06:57    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
N95 FTW...

Intriguing, do go on...


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ZealotTCv2
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Jul 2007 08:51    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
maxiepaxie wrote:
OH NO! Germz alert! Seriously, why do they have to keep on warning us that there are germs on everything we touch (and more), isn't that obvious?


does this mean no more licking the toilet seats? Sad


whoa whoa slow down there's no need to go crazy over this ffs! You can still lick the toiletseats all you want you get immune after about half a year
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FreeDiver




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Location: Israel
PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Jul 2007 00:06    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
N95 FTW...

nice piece,I own it too,but I rather use my W800i.
my N95 is for sale on ebay


Feel free to visit my flickr page :
http://www.flickr.com/photos/21040443@N08/
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jul 2007 06:39    Post subject:
People are too clean these days. You need some exposure to bacteria because it helps keep your immune system in check.

Garbage Bears for example have great immune systems because they eat rotten food. NO, I am not telling people to eat rotten or undercooked garbage food but the fact remains that bears have an excellent immune system.
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Immunity




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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jul 2007 09:46    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
The average keyboard is dirtier than a public toilet in an airport.


I've had this keyboard for..hell I don't know...5 years? Gone through 3 PC's with me. I'm fairly certain there's shit growing out from in between each key. Never noticed it was this fuckin filthy till I looked closer at it just now Crying or Very sad

Bah..fuck it. Germs can't hurt me, I have IMMUNITY Very Happy Very Happy
(always wanted to say that)


I can never be free, because the shackles I wear can't be touched or be seen.
i9-9900k, MSI MPG-Z390 Gaming Pro Carbon, 32GB DDR4 @ 3000, eVGA GTX 1080 DT, Samsung 970 EVO Plus nVME 1TB
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mrhelpfull




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Location: Belgium
PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jul 2007 10:08    Post subject:
Yeah some people have become clean freaks,showering 3 times a day and
all that shit ffs,no wonder people get sick more these days.
Go play in the dirt more,works wonder,if have never been less sick then
in my childhood so thats a testament to that.
Hell sometimes i skip a day of washing myself and i feel great.I have a natural good smell,my own biological aftershave.Maybe i should start selling it in bottles,id be fcking rich Laughing

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