Tired of sex?
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PoorLeno




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2007 19:01    Post subject: Tired of sex?
No, porn isn't the answer. But a wii-like toy!


I guess this is actually very very horrible. But the old in-out, in-out does get tiresome. Maybe 20 years from now this gal will be richer than god.


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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2007 19:45    Post subject:
ive never understood how someone can get tired of sex...they have to either be bad at it or just have a small penis or dry vagina. otherwise whats there to get tired of?


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2007 20:10    Post subject:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
ive never understood how someone can get tired of sex...they have to either be bad at it or just have a small penis or dry vagina. otherwise whats there to get tired of?


How old are you? Seriously, are you that stupid that you can't consider what it might be like when you're much older?


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Unauthorized




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2007 20:12    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
ive never understood how someone can get tired of sex...they have to either be bad at it or just have a small penis or dry vagina. otherwise whats there to get tired of?


How old are you? Seriously, are you that stupid that you can't consider what it might be like when you're much older?


Laughing Laughing

Hey he is good at fucking and he have a big dick and his girls never ever have dry pussies Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2007 20:19    Post subject:
Unauthorized wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
ive never understood how someone can get tired of sex...they have to either be bad at it or just have a small penis or dry vagina. otherwise whats there to get tired of?


How old are you? Seriously, are you that stupid that you can't consider what it might be like when you're much older?


Laughing Laughing

Hey he is good at fucking and he have a big dick and his girls never ever have dry pussies Smile

LaughingLaughingLaughing
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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2007 20:30    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
ive never understood how someone can get tired of sex...they have to either be bad at it or just have a small penis or dry vagina. otherwise whats there to get tired of?


How old are you? Seriously, are you that stupid that you can't consider what it might be like when you're much older?

well lets see, ive been having sex for a good 13 years now, and still not tired of it. granted its not with the same person so that takes out most of the boredom, but being tired of sex ...nah sorry dont see it happening. thats like saying "damn im so sick of breathing and eating"
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2007 20:43    Post subject:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
ive never understood how someone can get tired of sex...they have to either be bad at it or just have a small penis or dry vagina. otherwise whats there to get tired of?


How old are you? Seriously, are you that stupid that you can't consider what it might be like when you're much older?

well lets see, ive been having sex for a good 13 years now, and still not tired of it. granted its not with the same person so that takes out most of the boredom, but being tired of sex ...nah sorry dont see it happening. thats like saying "damn im so sick of breathing and eating"


Yup he's had so many partners he can't remember their names. We'll start with the easy ones first. John, Steve, David, Mark. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2007 21:04    Post subject:
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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2007 21:07    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:


How old are you? Seriously, are you that stupid that you can't consider what it might be like when you're much older?

well lets see, ive been having sex for a good 13 years now, and still not tired of it. granted its not with the same person so that takes out most of the boredom, but being tired of sex ...nah sorry dont see it happening. thats like saying "damn im so sick of breathing and eating"


Yup he's had so many partners he can't remember their names. We'll start with the easy ones first. John, Steve, David, Mark. Very Happy

damn right i dont remember sleeping with guys
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2007 21:15    Post subject:
well you're right. you can't call them guys after the operation. It's politically incorrect. Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2007 21:19    Post subject:
hey iced didnt u tell me you were 13 yesterday Razz
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2007 21:19    Post subject:
Either that or it was a bloody good night out.


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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2007 21:34    Post subject:
MasterJuba wrote:
hey iced didnt u tell me you were 13 yesterday Razz

damn i must be a pimp. ive been fuckin since birth
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2007 22:46    Post subject:
yeh, men...
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jun 2007 22:46    Post subject:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
MasterJuba wrote:
hey iced didnt u tell me you were 13 yesterday Razz

damn i must be a pimp. ive been fuckin since birth


More like getting fucked since birth. There's a difference. Laughing


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Serben
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Jun 2007 00:02    Post subject:
|IcedFreon| wrote:

damn right i dont remember sleeping with guys



Of course you don't! If something like that happened to me, i'd suppress it too!


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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Jun 2007 00:03    Post subject:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
MasterJuba wrote:
hey iced didnt u tell me you were 13 yesterday Razz

damn i must be a pimp. ive been fuckin since birth


Now if we get technical that would include your mom at birth *shutters* Very Happy


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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Jun 2007 00:34    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
*shutters* Very Happy


what about em?
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