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 Posted: Tue, 1st May 2007 10:09 Post subject: fighting (getting hit) |
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i wanted to tell this because i found it pretty damn hilarious actually.
So... i go out to meet up with a mate, other mates are there or come later, we keep drinking, most of my mates go home (im actually always one of the guys who stays till the very last end (cause i want to experience everything that happens)). 3 of us are left (including me)
So... we are at a bar and this guy goes to one of my mates and starts joking around, acting crazy the same way all fun drunk people here would do, he gives him a hand. Then i try to give the stranger a hand. Now comes the funny part. He tries to grab my balls.
I can evade it (luckely (if it would have been waldo then yes but unfortunatly it wasnt)). i say to him in a joking way: " you would rather grab my balls then shake my hand, your one of those kind of persons?" . he doesnt respond
then he tries it again, i say: "dude, stop trying to grab my balls". he tries it again  . ok, then i grab his balls  . he freaks out and hits me with all his force on my jaw (i was totally unprepared). directly after he hits me his friends see it and escort him out. i had to hold back my friends. i held them back (and myself) for the following reason
it was the first time ever i got hit .it didnt hurt shit (which was suprising, i always tought it would hurt like hell or i would go down or something). it was a totally unexpected blow since i had turned my head to talk to onr of my 2 mates. They said after that it was pretty sick what i did because they saw the guy hitting me with full force (meaning that he used his stomach area to rotate) and i appearantly didnt move an inch (meaning i didnt move my head to the left, i got hit on the right side). i experienced a bit like i was a solid wall and he hits it ( . He hits me. im like wtf is this and turn to the guy (his mates are already holding him back, thats why i didnt hit him back ( because i had respect for his mates to come in action immediatly)).
Then it was the part to have fun. while his mates where carrying him out we are all waving to him sending him kisses. the look on his face was hilarious . he tried to come back in 3 times because of that.
to quote green street hooligans "Once you've taken a few punches and realize you're not made of glass, you don't feel alive unless you're pushing yourself as far as you can go"
Im glad it happened 
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GestaltO
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| Posted: Tue, 1st May 2007 10:50 Post subject: |
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Getting hit in the face is one of the most unpainful things tbh. If its not expected then your pain receptors don't pick up on it properly.
Like if you fell broke your leg and got knocked out when you awoke you wouldnt feel the pain in your leg until you noticed the bone sticking out of your shin!
one of the best ways of dealing with a dig for little or no reason is to laugh it off, the other person doesn't know what to do with that. A proper fighter wouldn't go for your face they would go for the stomach, or throat if your feeling particularly violent as it has more effect.
Just my 2 cents cos i haven't posted much over the past few days due to a friend visiting
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| Posted: Tue, 1st May 2007 12:34 Post subject: |
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heh, I've been in one fight my whole life (a whopping 20 years) and it was some years ago. Kid clocked me from behind and started beating away with me in a headlock so I picked him up and threw him across the hallway (his shoe went flying another direction..was funny as hell) but I guess after the fight I was so pumped I was laughing my ass off saying good fight dood and tried to shake his hand....and just gave me the look of "dude, wtf?"
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 1st May 2007 14:49 Post subject: |
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Wait. You grabbed his balls? It was your first time getting hit. But was it your first time grabbing someone's balls?
I remember I got into a tiny scuffle when i was kid (over this gurl  ), and it was a 'play' fight thing. and I had a lollipop in m'mouth. All the punches I took were body hits, but then at the end the guy must've gotten mad. or it got more serious and he started whacking my face. Crushed the lollipop in my mouth cutting my clip and my cheeks on the inside. It sucked.
Getting into a fight when you're a grownup really sux.  Especially when you start whacking away at someone. it's not like you can stop when you want and you just keep going and going and it feels really good. It sucks Getting into fights suck. it's best to be the loser and walk away
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Tue, 1st May 2007 16:48 Post subject: |
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hmmm ... I once was punched in the face several times by two bouncers outside a strip club. let me tell you, that hurt plenty.
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| Posted: Tue, 1st May 2007 22:11 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | You were drunk, he was obviously a pussy, nothing remarkable here.
I've been hit in the face a few times before on nights out, and unless it's square on the nose or he hits your eye it doesn't usually hurt much at all. Of course, if the guy knows how to fight and both of you are sober it's a completely different story.
Don't take this as meaning you're some rock hard bastard or anything...  |
ya I was thinking the same thing. Getting hit doesn't hurt but please don't hit my nose, I'll turn into a little school girl who just got her barbie doll stolen lmao. When I got hit in my head I didnt feel any of it until the next day, had knots on me head n shit. |
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd May 2007 07:28 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | I think we've destroyed Jeanperrier's dreams, he thought he wasn't made of glass...he thought wrong!  |
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd May 2007 09:42 Post subject: |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd May 2007 13:01 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | | after I told him he can't pull for shit |
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd May 2007 17:17 Post subject: |
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When i was 18, i was jumped by 5 guys. I took multiple shots of the head, and just like JP i just took them. It didnt really hurt until the next day when the shiners showed up, both my eyes were swollen.
Maybe it was the addrenalin rush, but as JP said, i didnt even really realize what had happened, until i was hit again. I just kept fighting back, and im sure i broke either one guys nose or cheek, becasue all of a sudden there was blood everywhere, and it wasnt mine.
Thats when they pulled a knife, and i gave them everything in my pocket. Then one guy kicked me in the stomach, i flew back into a fence, and they took off.
I got up, and my pants fell down, fucker broke my new diesel belt. Snapped the buckel right in half. Still have the belt, dont know why i keep it.
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd May 2007 19:06 Post subject: |
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| LanceBullet wrote: | | nouseforaname wrote: | | hmmm ... I once was punched in the face several times by two bouncers outside a strip club. let me tell you, that hurt plenty. |
WTF did you do |
drunken mistake about 6-7 years ago ... caught a strippers bra during the show, thought I'd try to take home a souvenir.
well, after I walked out the door to leave (this was like 1 hr after I actually got the bra, she never came back to get it), two big biker looking motherfuckers started whaling on me. after that they brought me back inside (place was closed and empty of customers at this point), and extorted money off me. They got a friend of mine to take my debit card and go get money, and they 'forcibly confined me' while I waited. Oh, and they also threatened to kill me as well. 
Anyways, my friends came back with $100 and they let me go, of course threatening me again if we told anyone about this. So of course, as soon as we left I called the cops. Anyways, the fucking dumb pigs basically didn't really seem to believe me / or care, perhaps because I was pretty drunk. I mean, they believed that I gave them money, but doubted the rest (ie the death threats).
The resolution ... I got a call from the cops a few days later .. they had talked to those bouncers, who agreed that if I came back they would return my money. Anyways, not wanting to catch another beat down, I never went back, and learned a $100 lesson about not fucking around at strip clubs, especially those with links to biker gangs.
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| Posted: Sun, 6th May 2007 22:15 Post subject: |
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if u werent both drunk and you got hit in the nose proper you would know about it!
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deelix
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| Posted: Sun, 6th May 2007 22:43 Post subject: |
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somehow I ignore all pain when im drunk. The day after I can feel it all. Damn vodka :\
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| Posted: Sun, 10th Jun 2007 21:00 Post subject: |
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i got my nose broken when i was drunk, it didnt hurt at the time, but it bloody hurt in the morning.
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Don't be running in circles when you're drunk. Your head will hurt and you'll find yourself with a pile of shit in your socks.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Sun, 10th Jun 2007 23:16 Post subject: |
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Got drunk yesterday...fell down...hit my head, tried to get up...fell three more times while trying to get up...head hurts now
got a video of it...too embarassing to share...
too many dots...
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deelix
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| Posted: Wed, 13th Jun 2007 01:19 Post subject: |
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FIGHT CLUB IS A GREAT MOVIE
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