A Joke
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niggahlovah




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Mar 2007 18:49    Post subject: A Joke
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at
her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with
me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much
better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses
it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit
again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this?
Think about your health. Come running with us through the
pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,
and then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit
and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up...
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health!
Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so
good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts
to beat the shit out of the little rabbit.

As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him
and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely
trying to help us all!"

The lion answers, "That little fucker makes me run around
the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Mar 2007 18:52    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Mar 2007 18:53    Post subject:
awesome! lmao
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Mar 2007 18:54    Post subject:
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


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niggahlovah




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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Mar 2007 18:59    Post subject:
Bit of friday jokes for the lads!

Made me chuckle
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Mar 2007 19:58    Post subject:
ha ha ha ha ha, very fanni yes indeed
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Mar 2007 20:15    Post subject:
lol. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Mar 2007 21:41    Post subject:
funnai, not
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Mar 2007 21:49    Post subject:
Sad poor lion


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