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 Posted: Sat, 24th Mar 2007 19:20 Post subject: Do something good and go to jail:(:( |
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The last few weeks have been very hectic for me, at night I kept having the worst dreams, like reallife dreams, i would wake up in sweat and shit. Then one day it got so worse and so real I started seeing some similarities between my dreams and real life, turns out in one dream I see a building burning not very far from where I live and this shit actually happened not 3 days later. So I was like WTF, i thought maybe this was the cause of my dreams, a fucking premonition so now these awefull nights will stop and I can have a decent nights sleep, but nooooo. Next night I have another dream about people robbing a store I know but all to well, so what does this stupid ahole do, I give the police a call saying a store is about to get robbed, they laugh it away as a prank call but wait, this shit also happens??? Now I'm absolutely freaked, I don't believe in any of this shit, its impossible and I think all psychics are scamartists but now I'm supposed to be one of 'em is that it? So the dreams keep coming and I just let them do, I am not acting on it anymore but this one dream is quite disturbing, it involved a girl being harassed and I thought what if this shit comes out, I can't let that happen, so two nights in a row I am on the lookout in the place where its gonna happen, and by God it did. The guy is leading the girl down this path, its a wooded area, so I follow them from a distance and I see the guy pushing the girl from the path into the bushes, so I know its gonna happen for sure, I hear a scream, I rush out with a pipe in my hand and I hit the guy very hard over the head, then I just rush away cuz I didn't want the cops to know my name, turns out this girl still managed to get my description and they'r now on the lookout for the local hero:LOL: By now I had a couple of nights decent sleep, until one night again these same dreams start, this time its a gass explosion by the side of a house where these cans of gass are located from which people warm their water and shit, in my dream one women gets severely maimed and I already know I ain't crazy and that shit's probably gonna happen, so I deduct that I didn't see any kids or any husband so its gotta happen somewhere in the afternoon, I drive to the area the next day and start looking at all the houses from my dream to see if something seemed familiar, after about 2 hours driving I have an epiphany, I see these green canisters and this same distinct tree I saw from my dreams, everything just clicked, this had to be the house. I was scared to go ring the doorbell, not knowing what to say, yeah mam, the side of your house is gonna explode while you'r cleaning peas cuz I saw it in a dream, yeah right. So i'm thinking every minute counts and I head up, ring the doorbell and make up some excuse and ask what she's doing and if she has some time to answer a few questions. She then says ok but make it quick cuz I have a few things on the stove, this really freaked me out, I immediately asked, are you preparing peas, she says with a wierd look on her face no, I am preparing beans. On that moment I just grab the women by the arm and I pull her towards the street, she's screaming abuse and shit but at that moment I simply did not care, 5 minutes later it all happened like I saw in my dream, only difference now was that the woman was safe. I tried to explain it to the woman but she thought I was the one who did it, I drove off but she had my plate, I spent the last week in the copshop trying to explain everything, how I was the one who reported the robbing, how I was the one who saved the girl from being raped, and how I just wanted to save the women from being mamed for life and now I am being looked at like a nutcase. They let me go cuz they had no tangible evidence whatsoever, but everything I do now will send me to jail thats for sure. Oow and the dreams are still happening, not as frequent as before but still every 3-4 days stuff happens that also happens in real life.
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| Posted: Sat, 24th Mar 2007 19:27 Post subject: |
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You're a psyker. Congrats.
Now BURN WITCH!!!!!!!
Sense Amid Madness, Wit Amidst Folly
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| Posted: Sat, 24th Mar 2007 19:43 Post subject: |
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Motherfucker please...
I've had telekinesis since I was like 15, that owns your precognition! I also know this one guy who can absorb other people abilities, if I was you i'd keep it quiet or he'll come looking for you to steal your powers! Lucky for me he already has telekinesis so i'm safe.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Sat, 24th Mar 2007 20:04 Post subject: |
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Bleh psykers all over the place...
EXTERMINUS!!!
Sense Amid Madness, Wit Amidst Folly
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| Posted: Sat, 24th Mar 2007 20:17 Post subject: |
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*yawn*
Go try to rape another chick. You might have more success getting pussy if you stopped daydreaming about black men and their cocks.
Sense Amid Madness, Wit Amidst Folly
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Sat, 24th Mar 2007 21:28 Post subject: |
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| Reg67 wrote: | I'd love to read that, but find it quite annoying with no paragraphs  |
me too, but not enough to start my own bitching thread about it  |
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| Posted: Sat, 24th Mar 2007 22:16 Post subject: |
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TLDR, but I hope you are in trouble!
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| Posted: Sat, 24th Mar 2007 22:33 Post subject: |
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Theres a pretty easy way to prove this - when you have a dream that you think might come true next time, post here, or anywhere. Then when it does happen, post a newspaper-link, pics, any proof that it did happen AFTER your dream.
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| Posted: Sun, 25th Mar 2007 06:32 Post subject: |
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I finally know now why I was having these dreams, you'r not gonna believe this but I went to have an xray taken and turns out there's this thing in my back, some kind of metallic object and its emitting kappadelta rays, these are signals not even a dog can detect, then they hooked me up to some kind of machine(they took me to some kind of military base for this)and they told me I was a vessel of some kind cuz the rays were sending signals to Omanis Coranti, its a distant planet many lightyears away, I am no astronomer buff so I'll just take these scientists word for it.
So there you have it, I wasn't going insane, I just had a visitation from aliens who clearly used me to do good things on this planet. I made a deal with the military and they could have the device for 5,000,000$ so I said yeah sure thats fine by me. So all drinks and ho's are on me guys, just post your bank accounts and I'll drop ya lowlifes some cash so you all can get laid cuz way I see it all you sad fucks have had a dry pecker for years browsing this forum;)
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| Posted: Sun, 25th Mar 2007 06:50 Post subject: |
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| Willy_Wanker wrote: | I finally know now why I was having these dreams, you'r not gonna believe this but I went to have an xray taken and turns out there's this thing in my back, some kind of metallic object and its emitting kappadelta rays, these are signals not even a dog can detect, then they hooked me up to some kind of machine(they took me to some kind of military base for this)and they told me I was a vessel of some kind cuz the rays were sending signals to Omanis Coranti, its a distant planet many lightyears away, I am no astronomer buff so I'll just take these scientists word for it.
So there you have it, I wasn't going insane, I just had a visitation from aliens who clearly used me to do good things on this planet. I made a deal with the military and they could have the device for 5,000,000$ so I said yeah sure thats fine by me. So all drinks and ho's are on me guys, just post your bank accounts and I'll drop ya lowlifes some cash so you all can get laid cuz way I see it all you sad fucks have had a dry pecker for years browsing this forum;) |
What? It's very hard to read so fragmented. 
[21:38] <chiz***> how do you "had" aids
[21:38] <Voyevoda> when you get it down to 1 aid
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<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit
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| Posted: Sun, 25th Mar 2007 07:57 Post subject: |
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START -->>> Type CMD -->>> Press ENTER -->>> type DEFRAG C:\
that should normally fix your problem, you can also try increasing your brainflux, just tune into FM Coocoo its on band 66.8 after two hours or so it should have increased sufficiently.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Sun, 25th Mar 2007 17:05 Post subject: |
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This one time I thought this lady would jump in front of the bus. But she didn't. I was dissapointed. I pushed her in front of a truck following the bus.
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| Posted: Sun, 25th Mar 2007 18:52 Post subject: |
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I bet he didn't do a flip 
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Sun, 25th Mar 2007 19:08 Post subject: |
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How were the pies!?
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Sun, 25th Mar 2007 22:19 Post subject: |
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| Reg67 wrote: | | WaldoJ wrote: | | I bet he didn't do a flip |
He didnt jump in the end - it was all for show and attention, The crowd was getting settled. drinking,sitting on the ground etc. there was even a guy selling pies. Selfish bastard spoilt a fun afternoon for all concerned  |
you know what they say. if he hasnt jumped before there is a crowd he wont do it at all |
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| Posted: Sun, 25th Mar 2007 22:29 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | | This one time I thought this lady would jump in front of the bus. But she didn't. I was dissapointed. I pushed her in front of a truck following the bus. |
ever see that part of dane cook where he's talking about how peopel fly out of their shoes when hit by a car? |
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deelix
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| Posted: Sun, 25th Mar 2007 22:50 Post subject: |
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Shit like that happens. No ide how that shit works... no timezone in dreams ^^
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| Posted: Mon, 26th Mar 2007 02:41 Post subject: |
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well ever since the dreams are gone my libido has skyrocketed, I have a boner all day long, just today this girl came up to me out of the blue and said, 'you should be ashamed of yourself', I was like WTF, what did I do to you bitch. Then she looked down on me and I followed her gaze and upon my amazement there it was, I was packing wood the size of MDF flooring and I didn't even notice:( For all I know I could have been walking around with that for 2-3 hours. So one problem solved and the next just comes a knocking. Well atleast I won't have any problems getting into my favorite gaybars. Even now I am sitting behind my comp and I can't even wear jeans cuz it hurts so much. I'd rather have these visitations from Omanis Coranti then this shit. Anyone here had a problem like this before?
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| Posted: Mon, 26th Mar 2007 08:16 Post subject: |
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@Willy Blood rushing to your brain and staying there is a very serious problem! get down to your doctors..
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| Posted: Mon, 26th Mar 2007 13:39 Post subject: |
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well just came back from the doctors, had an RMI and EEG and turns out there's another device in there, apparently its from a star or planet even further away called Bonaris Hardonis, its like 27 million lightyears away but the signals being emitted are still strong enough to cause this reaction:( I already tried wanking it away but I have these nice brown walls inside my apartment and half of them are already white by now, should I finish painting them cuz now my entire interior is fucked up:(
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| Posted: Mon, 26th Mar 2007 22:13 Post subject: |
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Man, STFU will ya, I am laying out my life here and you'r acting as if I am talking nonsense, can't you read, I won 5,000,000$ with that previous device they got from my back so I have hookers over every day.
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| Posted: Wed, 28th Mar 2007 07:42 Post subject: |
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you didn't won it, you got paid for it , because you gave the machine to them.
this topic looks more like Prison Break & Lost together
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| Posted: Wed, 28th Mar 2007 20:38 Post subject: Re: Do something good and go to jail:(:( |
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| Willy_Wanker wrote: | | The last few weeks have been very hectic for me, at night I kept having the worst dreams, like reallife dreams, i would wake up in sweat and shit. |
How old are you? |
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