228 Euphemisms for Sexual Intercourse:

Adam and Eve it. Be in a woman's beef. Be up to one's balls. Beat someone up with an ugly stick. Boink someone. Bone someone. Bop someone. Bump bellies. Bunny fuck. Bury the weenie. Buzz the brillo.
Cream someone. Dance the buttock jig. Dance the matrimonial polka.
Dance the mattress jig. Dip your wick. Do a bit of front door action.
Do a dicky dick. Do a dive in the dark. Do a four-legged frolic. Do a grumble and grunt. Do a lewd infusion. Do boom-boom. Do dirty work at the crossroads. Do horizontal exercises. Do some ladies' tailoring.
Do some nose painting. Do some rump work. Do some twat raking. Do target practice. Do the act of darkness. Do the bone dance. Do the chores. Do the featherbed jig. Do the horizontal hula. Do the naughty.
Do the ugly. Drive home. Eat cauliflower. Eat hymeneal sweets. Enjoy a flesh session. Exchange spit. Fan someone. Feed the dummy. Fit end to end. Fix her plumbing. Flop in the hay. Get a belly full of marrow pudding. Get a pair of balls against your butt. Get a shove in your blind eye. Get into someone's pants. Get jack in the orchard. Get oats from someone. Get your ashes hauled. Get your chimney swept out. Get your end wet. Get your hair cut. Get your leather stretched. Get your nuts cracked. Get your oil changed. Give a hole to hide in. Give a woman a shot. Give hard for soft. Give her a hosing. Give her a pat.
Give her the business. Give juice for jelly. Give pussy a taste of cream. Give someone a stab. Give someone the works. Give the dog a bone. Go bed-pressing. Go belly-to-belly. Go fishing. Go like a belt-fed motor. Go like a rat up a drainpipe. Go like a rat up a rhododendron. Go on bush patrol. Go rump-splitting. Go star-gazing on your back. Go to town. Go to work with someone. Goose someone. Grease the wheel. Grind your tool. Hammer someone. Haul your ashes. Have a bit of curly greens. Have a bit of fish. Have a bit of fun. Have a bit of giblet pie. Have a bit of pork. Have a bit of skirt. Have a bit of split mutton. Have a bit of sugar stick. Have a bit of summer cabbage.
Have a bit of the cramstick. Have a blanket drill. Have a bun in the oven. Have a hot roll with cream. Have a joy ride. Have a lady feast.
Have a navel engagement. Have a nooner. Have a northwest cocktail.
Have a piece of tail. Have a poke. Have a roll in the hay. Have a squeeze and a squirt. Have a turn on your back. Have gin on the rocks.
Have hot pudding for supper. Have live sausage for supper. Hide the salami. Hide the sausage. Horizontalize. Hose someone. Hump someone.
Impale someone. Introduce Charlie. Invade someone. Jab someone. Jiggle someone. Join paunches. Juice someone. Jump on someone's bones. Lay some pipe. Lie feet up. Lift a leg on someone. Light the lamp. Look at the ceiling over a man's shoulder. Lose the match and pocket the stake.
Lubricate someone. Make baskets. Make ends meet. Make feet for children's shoes. Make her grunt. Mingle bloods. Mingle limbs. Mix your peanut butter. Mount someone. Nail someone. Nail two bellies together.
Nibble someone. Open up to someone. Parallel park. Peel your best end.
Phallicize someone. Plant a man. Play at in-and-out Play at tops-and- bottoms. Play cars and garages. Play doctor. Play hide the weenie.
Play hospital. Play night baseball. Play on the hair court. Play pickle-me, tickle-me. Play the first game ever played. Play the organ.
Play the trombone. Play tiddlywinks. Plow someone. Plug someone. Poke someone. Pop it in. Pork someone. Post a letter. Pound someone. Pray with the knees upward. Pump someone. Put four quarters on the spit. Put the bee in the hive. Put the boots to someone. Put the devil into Hell.
Ram someone. Ride someone. Ride the hobby horse. Roller skate. Rub bacons. Sacrifice to Venus. Saw off a chunk. Screw someone. Shake a skin coat. Shake the sheets. Shoot between wind and water. Shoot your wad. Schtupp someone. Sink it in. Sink the soldier. Slam someone. Slip someone the hot beef injection. Smoke someone. Spear the bearded clam.
Split someone. Stab a woman in the thigh. Stain someone. Stretch leather. Suck the sugar-stick. Take a belly-ride. Take a trip up the Rhine. Take a turn in the stubble. Take a turn on Shooter's Hill. Take Nebuchadnezzar out to grass. Take the starch out of someone. Taste someone. Tear off a piece. Tell a bedtime story. Thread the needle. Throw a leg over. Tie the true lover's knot. Trade a bit of hard for a bit of soft. Trim the buff. Trot out your pussy. Varnish your cane. Wank someone. Wet your bottom. Wet your wick. Whitewash someone. Wind up your clock. Work out. Work the hairy oracle. Wriggle navels. Yield your favors. Zig-zag someone.