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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Mar 2007 19:54    Post subject:
approaching 20 Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Mar 2007 19:58    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
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Every shitty piece of "art" from Uwe Boll, not to forget Napoleon Dynamite
You didn't like Napoleon Dynamite... your leak of humor Sad


No, I just cant laugh at someone saying "dude" 150 times.


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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Mar 2007 20:00    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
No, I just cant laugh at someone saying "dude" 150 times.


Words of truth!


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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Mar 2007 20:01    Post subject:
Anything w/ Martin Lawrence.

His racial humor is so....boring.
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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Mar 2007 20:07    Post subject:
Whirlwind wrote:
Anything w/ Martin Lawrence.

His racial humor is so....boring.


Haha so very VERY true Very Happy damn, there are more shit than I imagined!


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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Mar 2007 20:58    Post subject:
you all Fail!

worst movie evah is
The wrecking crew http://imdb.com/title/tt0196219/
I dont know why i watched the whole movie but it was plain torture.
oh and btw snoop dogg is like only 10 sec in the movie total, but he is still on the front of the movie poster

Urban Menace is aslo closely behind.... dear god how can such bad thing ever be made :S
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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Mar 2007 21:08    Post subject:
uh... cant remember the worst movie, but the last really bad movie i saw (i havent even poked U. Bolls movies) was Talladega nights... oh god... i watched about 25minutes of it and i got 0 laughs and just the humor... UGH... it took me down by 34iq points.
and i agree with most posted above...

PS! i agree on the M. Lawrence racial humor.. it was funny when Pryor did it15- 30yrs ago, so give IT UP ALREADY!
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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Mar 2007 21:46    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
deelix wrote:
Mutantius wrote:
Every shitty piece of "art" from Uwe Boll, not to forget Napoleon Dynamite
You didn't like Napoleon Dynamite... your leak of humor Sad


No, I just cant laugh at someone saying "dude" 150 times.
hmmf, retarded movies are cool Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Mar 2007 13:49    Post subject:
Bahhh shit how could I forget?

"The Blair Witch project"

Fuck this piece of donkey shit
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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Mar 2007 13:54    Post subject:
mark322 wrote:
Bahhh shit how could I forget?

"The Blair Witch project"

Fuck this piece of donkey shit


The first one was pretty cool imo, but the second one was donkeyarse


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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Mar 2007 13:57    Post subject:
Anthirs wrote:
mark322 wrote:
Bahhh shit how could I forget?

"The Blair Witch project"

Fuck this piece of donkey shit


The first one was pretty cool imo, but the second one was donkeyarse

Neither I nor any of my friends understand what was so cool about the first movie? Crap
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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Mar 2007 14:44    Post subject:
It sucked. Only the last TEN SECONDS were scary. Everything else was just rubbish.


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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Mar 2007 14:50    Post subject:
mark322 wrote:
Anthirs wrote:
mark322 wrote:
Bahhh shit how could I forget?

"The Blair Witch project"

Fuck this piece of donkey shit


The first one was pretty cool imo, but the second one was donkeyarse

Neither I nor any of my friends understand what was so cool about the first movie? Crap
To understand its success you must know the fuse there were about it and how its advertisment had a major effect on the film.


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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Mar 2007 15:28    Post subject:
The village was pretty crap.
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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Mar 2007 22:37    Post subject:
Freddy vs Jason

worst..movie..ever...
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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Mar 2007 22:55    Post subject:
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey....

it's impossible to make a movie THAT bad ever again


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PostPosted: Thu, 15th Mar 2007 06:21    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_&_Robin_(film)



This gets my vote too.
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PostPosted: Thu, 15th Mar 2007 06:34    Post subject:
Siddhartha wrote:
Dazz99 wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_&_Robin_(film)



This gets my vote too.


yeah, if we had a worst filmmaker topic, Joel "I fucking suck at doing anything" Schumacher would surely win Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 15th Mar 2007 06:43    Post subject:
Troll 2 !

actually, has bad as it is, this movie has a strange warm place in my heart Razz
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PostPosted: Thu, 15th Mar 2007 06:46    Post subject:
ive got one that beats all


highlander - the source


to think a franchise could sink this low from such a height as the original one... well to be fair they all pretty much stunk after the first one, but still... just when you thought it couldnt get any worse... surprise!!!


and yes its an r5 and probably unfinished workprint release thats still being edited, but no amount of re-editing, short of burning all the film and starting from scratch, will improve this steaming pile of shit
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PostPosted: Thu, 15th Mar 2007 09:53    Post subject:
Just adding some more to the list here Razz

2 Fast 2 Furious
Copycat
Resident Evil Apocalypse
Dawn of The Dead Remake
Doom and any other videogame-movies (with the exception of Resident Evil, I actually thought that was pretty good)
Hostel
Any Michael Bay movie


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PostPosted: Thu, 15th Mar 2007 09:57    Post subject:
JahLux wrote:
Freddy vs Jason

worst..movie..ever...
Go watch more movies.
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PostPosted: Thu, 15th Mar 2007 10:01    Post subject:
Right, so so far we've heard people mention the following (And not everyone agree with all the movies on the list ofc)

Saw 2
The Hills Have Eyes
Batman & Robin
The Sentinel
Changing Lines
Aliens 4
Dumb /And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Epic Movie
All Jason Friedberg/Aaron Seltzer Movies
All Uwe Boll Movies
Freakshow
The Creep
Alone In The Dark
2 Fast 2 Furious
Be Happy
Black Mask 2
Clerks 2
Babel
Borat
Bloodrayne
Napoleon Dynamite
The Crow
Hitchhiker 2007
Anything with Martin Lawrence
The Wrecking Crew
Talladega Nights
Urban Meace
1 Night In Paris
The Blair Witch Project
The Village
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
Anything by Joel Schumacher
Troll 2
Freddy vs Jason
Highlander - The Source
Copycat
Resident Evil Apocalypse
Dawn Of The Dead Remake
Doom (and any other videogame movie)
Hostel
Any Michael Bay movie

did I miss any??


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PostPosted: Thu, 15th Mar 2007 10:12    Post subject:
Creepshow 3
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PostPosted: Thu, 15th Mar 2007 10:54    Post subject:
Parallax_ wrote:
Just adding some more to the list here Razz

2 Fast 2 Furious
Copycat
Resident Evil Apocalypse
Dawn of The Dead Remake
Doom and any other videogame-movies (with the exception of Resident Evil, I actually thought that was pretty good)
Hostel
Any Michael Bay movie


ok i agree with 2 fast... copycat wasnt great but its hardly worst ever... the dod remake was really quite good, even doom wasnt too bad (silent hill and mk were actually pretty good game movies too), hostel meh have no real opinion on that, but COME on, dont diss the bay films... the guy knows how to make great action films, and he really does them with excellent quality... and the fact that your essentially saying the rock sucked... freakin come on... we can all agree that pearl harbor was a piece of shit though, im sure. but otherwise, bay delivers exactly what people want/expect/like from him... overly expensive over the top stupid but fun action.
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PostPosted: Thu, 15th Mar 2007 10:57    Post subject:
..in the end its all a matter of personal taste I guess Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 15th Mar 2007 11:00    Post subject:
The ONLY good thing about The Rock was Hans Zimmer and Sean Connery - NOT Nicolas Cage or Michael Bay.

chiv wrote:
but otherwise, bay delivers exactly what people want/expect/like from him... overly expensive over the top stupid but fun action.

I don't expect casual mainstream moviegoers to like anything but Michael Bay because of those reasons. His action movies are crappy to me, period.

Bottom line is, I honestly don't give a shit, it's my opinion, no need to argue on it.


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PostPosted: Thu, 15th Mar 2007 11:04    Post subject:
Hostel was pretty good
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PostPosted: Thu, 15th Mar 2007 11:08    Post subject:
Laughing

but you're wrong!


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