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 Posted: Thu, 25th Jan 2007 02:03 Post subject: Explanation |
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I'm not trying to wind any body up, but could someone please explain what this site is all about
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WaldoJ
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Imagine there's a cat stuck in a bottle.
Now, a sane man would smash the bottle, cutting the cat up, but he'd get the cat out. he's a hero. Now imagine the cat being some form of illegal digital product, and the bottle being the internet.
We don't smash bottles here. We just put stickers on them. We don't tell you where you find these bottles becasue we don't support loitering. You see, if you smash enough b ottles there'll be so much glass on the ground and I don't wear shoes. I don't think anyone here wears shoes. We're all sitting by our puters wearing slippers, socks or just our skin. Now if we were to tell you where to smash these bottles and acquire your fancy spotted cat, then we'd have to go there with you, with our barefeet, and carefully look around to make sure that there's not shard of glass waiting to invade our skin.
Now imagine a shard of glass being something sharp, like, lets say a shard of glass.
So, we don't tell you where you'll find these bottles.
We only tell you what's in these bottles. We got stickers. Lots of them.
Some of us like to drink a lot. A whole lot, so we got collections of bottles, and we like to show off. Some us like to show off the kind of livers we got. Others find that annoying, but a man with a healthy liver can smash so many bottles and enjoy a good liqour.
Speaking of liqour. Cats don't like liqour. So say no to vista.
Liqour being vista.
You cought on yet? There are no downloads here, unless you count downloading little tiny nfo files with no use a legitimate download, if not, then yes, this site only offers links to tubgirl, gotase and occasionally lemonparty, but we got over the wrinkly coat fetish ages ago.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Jan 2007 03:32 Post subject: |
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We did?
Sense Amid Madness, Wit Amidst Folly
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Jan 2007 03:45 Post subject: |
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I do believe so we did. Did you not get the pm? There was a whole discussion on irc about the lemonparty link. As some mods found it favourable and quite adequate, others found it lacking in taste and proper manner. So, to a vote of 9-4, the lemonparty fetish was abolished. 
But enough about that. My face is squeaking.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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Esel_Gesi
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Jan 2007 03:54 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | Imagine there's a cat stuck in a bottle.
Now, a sane man would smash the bottle, cutting the cat up, but he'd get the cat out. he's a hero. Now imagine the cat being some form of illegal digital product, and the bottle being the internet.
We don't smash bottles here. We just put stickers on them. We don't tell you where you find these bottles becasue we don't support loitering. You see, if you smash enough b ottles there'll be so much glass on the ground and I don't wear shoes. I don't think anyone here wears shoes. We're all sitting by our puters wearing slippers, socks or just our skin. Now if we were to tell you where to smash these bottles and acquire your fancy spotted cat, then we'd have to go there with you, with our barefeet, and carefully look around to make sure that there's not shard of glass waiting to invade our skin.
Now imagine a shard of glass being something sharp, like, lets say a shard of glass.
So, we don't tell you where you'll find these bottles.
We only tell you what's in these bottles. We got stickers. Lots of them.
Some of us like to drink a lot. A whole lot, so we got collections of bottles, and we like to show off. Some us like to show off the kind of livers we got. Others find that annoying, but a man with a healthy liver can smash so many bottles and enjoy a good liqour.
Speaking of liqour. Cats don't like liqour. So say no to vista.
Liqour being vista.
You cought on yet? There are no downloads here, unless you count downloading little tiny nfo files with no use a legitimate download, if not, then yes, this site only offers links to tubgirl, gotase and occasionally lemonparty, but we got over the wrinkly coat fetish ages ago. |
/claps
This should be an obvious sign to all of the Waldo/Injurious clones. You cannot compare to this man's sheer insanity. |
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Esel_Gesi
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Jan 2007 04:04 Post subject: |
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I've got no problems with insanity. 'Regular' people are boring. I'm just saying that all the members who try to compete should just throw in the towel. 
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Jan 2007 05:08 Post subject: |
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Here's a loller for you guys.
| mr_nice1 wrote: | | well i am sorry. i guess you were born with a computer in your hand. TOSSER |
That's a nice pm I got. I tell the kid, there are no downloads here, in the simplest way possible (using cuddly kittens being impaled by shards of glass as an example) and he calls me a fucking tosser. Jesus christ!
Last time I try being helpful! I swear!
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Jan 2007 05:25 Post subject: |
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how could he not understand?
you explained it all so clearly
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Jan 2007 05:29 Post subject: Boring |
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Yeh I get the picture, no downloads. your all boring me now. good nite
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Ankh
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Jan 2007 11:21 Post subject: |
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| mr_nice1 wrote: | | sarcasm doesnt suit you. |
I wanna fill out a harassment report!
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Jan 2007 12:02 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | Imagine there's a cat stuck in a bottle.
Now, a sane man would smash the bottle, cutting the cat up, but he'd get the cat out. he's a hero. Now imagine the cat being some form of illegal digital product, and the bottle being the internet.
We don't smash bottles here. We just put stickers on them. We don't tell you where you find these bottles becasue we don't support loitering. You see, if you smash enough b ottles there'll be so much glass on the ground and I don't wear shoes. I don't think anyone here wears shoes. We're all sitting by our puters wearing slippers, socks or just our skin. Now if we were to tell you where to smash these bottles and acquire your fancy spotted cat, then we'd have to go there with you, with our barefeet, and carefully look around to make sure that there's not shard of glass waiting to invade our skin.
Now imagine a shard of glass being something sharp, like, lets say a shard of glass.
So, we don't tell you where you'll find these bottles.
We only tell you what's in these bottles. We got stickers. Lots of them.
Some of us like to drink a lot. A whole lot, so we got collections of bottles, and we like to show off. Some us like to show off the kind of livers we got. Others find that annoying, but a man with a healthy liver can smash so many bottles and enjoy a good liqour.
Speaking of liqour. Cats don't like liqour. So say no to vista.
Liqour being vista.
You cought on yet? There are no downloads here, unless you count downloading little tiny nfo files with no use a legitimate download, if not, then yes, this site only offers links to tubgirl, gotase and occasionally lemonparty, but we got over the wrinkly coat fetish ages ago. |
lol; like the description... Cat's had to be bought into the equation as well 
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Jan 2007 12:42 Post subject: |
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KR, is that a comment at my balding head?
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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Jenni
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Jan 2007 13:52 Post subject: |
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Well I doubt he'll post again after that. So it's being locked.
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