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Fight to the death, who wins?
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nouseforaname
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Even at 50, Jackie Chan would fucking destroy Matt Damon.
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jan 2007 00:30 Post subject: |
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Jackie ftw!
Who the fuck is matt damon? :\
I hate you.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jan 2007 00:34 Post subject: |
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Matt Damon.
Jackie can fight and all. But Matt's got balls to pull out a gun and shoot!
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jan 2007 00:50 Post subject: |
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Yes, but he's not in the poll. so fuck sammo!
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jan 2007 02:04 Post subject: |
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Jet Li would beat them both at once and dodge bullets, with both his hands tied on his back 
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jan 2007 02:13 Post subject: |
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You should rename the poll:
WHICH CAR WOULD YOU PREFER
CHEAP 1990 VOLVO
FERRARI ENZO
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jan 2007 02:17 Post subject: |
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let's see that pussy matt damon take all of these injuries 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Chan#Injury_List
 Spoiler: | Jackie Chan has been injured on numerous occasions over his acting career, and is listed as the actor who has sustained the most injuries during filming.
The Accidental Spy
* Hurt his back. Doctor said that if he had another back injury that he could be paralyzed for life.
* The floor was slippery in the Turkish Bath scene and he fell, hitting his head.
Armour of God
* He was filming in Yugoslavia and the scene called for him to jump from a wall to a tree branch. The first take went perfectly, but Jackie wasn't satisfied and wanted to do the scene again. The second time, his grip on the branch slipped and he fell 40 feet to the ground below and landed hard on his head causing part of his skull to crack and shoot up into his brain. He was flown to the hospital and was in surgery 8 hours later. He now has a plastic plug and a permanent hole in his head. He is also slightly hard of hearing in one ear from the fall.
Armour of God II (AKA Operation Condor)
* Dislocated sternum after falling from a handing chain.
* A wire went through his leg.
* Bruises and cuts on his chest from repeatedly being kicked in chest 43 times for one scene.
City Hunter
* Hurt knees really bad during a skateboard chase. Also hurt his leg and had to spend time in a wheelchair and on crutches.
* Dislocated shoulder.
* Broke top part of foot.
Crime Story
* His legs got crushed between two cars.
Dragon Fist
* Broken nose.
Dragon Lord
* Injured chin.
* Fell from the bun tower and hit his head. Got a big bruise.
Dragons Forever
* Hurt ankle.
Drunken Master
* His brow ridge was injured and he almost lost an eye.
* Suffered concussion.
Drunken Master II
* Burned butt, hands and face during the hot coal scene.
* Back injured when he was kicked onto a table.
* Hurt nose when he and Ken Lo bumped heads.
Hand of Death
* He was knocked unconscious as a stuntman.
Highbinders (Renamed The Medallion)
* He got whipped by a broken stunt wire. A large cut between his nose and left eye.
* While shooting a scene for the US version, he burned his hands and some of his hair.
Magnificent Bodyguards
* Broken hip.
Miracles (Mr. Canton and Lady Rose)
* Got a piece of bamboo between his eye and eyebrow.
* Got a small gash on his brow from a misdirected ax handle.
* Also, a crew member died (props) from falling off one of the set's buildings.
Mr. Nice Guy
* Broke nose.
* Messed up on a flip and hurt his neck.
* Dislocated pelvis during the pole slide stunt.
* Was almost paralyzed when he nearly broke his 7th and 8th vertebrae in his spine.
* Burned all the skin off of his hands and suffered 3rd degree burns on them during the pole slide stunt.
Police Story 2
* Head Injury while crashing through a billboard and glass window (He jumped through the wrong billboard).
* Accidentally knocked over by a van sprawling him 10 feet.
* Cut on arm.
* Hurt eye when pop-it went off near it.
* Cut by glass at least twice on scalp and various other places.
Police Story 3: Supercop
* Broken shoulder.
* Fractured a rib when hit by a helicopter.
* Deep bruise on back.
* Cheek bone dislocated.
Police Story 4: First Strike
* Almost died of hypothermia.
* Split upper lip.
* Cut finger.
Project A
* Broke nose.
* Worst neck injury occurred during the clocktower fall.
* Broke finger.
* During the brawl in the pub, he jumped over a chair and grazed his back badly.
* Lost tooth or knocked one loose when he fell down a staircase.
The Protector
* Hurt hand and broken finger bones.
* Broke ankle while jumping onto hovercraft. Was supposed to stay off feet until it healed, but instead he put on a sock painted like a sneaker and continued filming.
* Also got ran over wrong by the hovercraft.
Rush Hour
* Hurt his back when he landed wrong.
Rush Hour 2
* Broke previously broken toe on right foot. He popped it back into place and continued to film!
Shanghai Knights
* Small scratch on left of face from a spear.
* Bruised his throat and it swelled, making talking difficult.
Snake in the Eagle's Shadow
* A tooth was kicked out on accident by Hwang Jang Lee.
* Arm got slashed by a sword that was supposed to have a blunted edge. Jackie fell down screaming and the cameras kept on rolling, Real blood in the scene!
Thunderbolt
* Eyebrows were burned from standing too close to an explosion.
* Hurt his back after a fall from the container port.
* Cracked bone in his hip.
The Tuxedo
* Got a small cut on forehead.
* Sprained ankle.
The Twin Dragons
* Got Glass Shards lodged in his butt.
The Twins Effect
* He just had a cameo, but almost got his leg ran over!
The Young Master
* Broken nose.
* Injured throat and almost suffocated. |
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sTo0z
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jan 2007 02:23 Post subject: |
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lol man you guys are too damn funny, that's exactly why I paired these two fighters.
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jan 2007 02:25 Post subject: |
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| nouseforaname wrote: | let's see that pussy matt damon take all of these injuries
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Chan#Injury_List
| Spoiler: | Jackie Chan has been injured on numerous occasions over his acting career, and is listed as the actor who has sustained the most injuries during filming.
The Accidental Spy
* Hurt his back. Doctor said that if he had another back injury that he could be paralyzed for life.
* The floor was slippery in the Turkish Bath scene and he fell, hitting his head.
Armour of God
* He was filming in Yugoslavia and the scene called for him to jump from a wall to a tree branch. The first take went perfectly, but Jackie wasn't satisfied and wanted to do the scene again. The second time, his grip on the branch slipped and he fell 40 feet to the ground below and landed hard on his head causing part of his skull to crack and shoot up into his brain. He was flown to the hospital and was in surgery 8 hours later. He now has a plastic plug and a permanent hole in his head. He is also slightly hard of hearing in one ear from the fall.
Armour of God II (AKA Operation Condor)
* Dislocated sternum after falling from a handing chain.
* A wire went through his leg.
* Bruises and cuts on his chest from repeatedly being kicked in chest 43 times for one scene.
City Hunter
* Hurt knees really bad during a skateboard chase. Also hurt his leg and had to spend time in a wheelchair and on crutches.
* Dislocated shoulder.
* Broke top part of foot.
Crime Story
* His legs got crushed between two cars.
Dragon Fist
* Broken nose.
Dragon Lord
* Injured chin.
* Fell from the bun tower and hit his head. Got a big bruise.
Dragons Forever
* Hurt ankle.
Drunken Master
* His brow ridge was injured and he almost lost an eye.
* Suffered concussion.
Drunken Master II
* Burned butt, hands and face during the hot coal scene.
* Back injured when he was kicked onto a table.
* Hurt nose when he and Ken Lo bumped heads.
Hand of Death
* He was knocked unconscious as a stuntman.
Highbinders (Renamed The Medallion)
* He got whipped by a broken stunt wire. A large cut between his nose and left eye.
* While shooting a scene for the US version, he burned his hands and some of his hair.
Magnificent Bodyguards
* Broken hip.
Miracles (Mr. Canton and Lady Rose)
* Got a piece of bamboo between his eye and eyebrow.
* Got a small gash on his brow from a misdirected ax handle.
* Also, a crew member died (props) from falling off one of the set's buildings.
Mr. Nice Guy
* Broke nose.
* Messed up on a flip and hurt his neck.
* Dislocated pelvis during the pole slide stunt.
* Was almost paralyzed when he nearly broke his 7th and 8th vertebrae in his spine.
* Burned all the skin off of his hands and suffered 3rd degree burns on them during the pole slide stunt.
Police Story 2
* Head Injury while crashing through a billboard and glass window (He jumped through the wrong billboard).
* Accidentally knocked over by a van sprawling him 10 feet.
* Cut on arm.
* Hurt eye when pop-it went off near it.
* Cut by glass at least twice on scalp and various other places.
Police Story 3: Supercop
* Broken shoulder.
* Fractured a rib when hit by a helicopter.
* Deep bruise on back.
* Cheek bone dislocated.
Police Story 4: First Strike
* Almost died of hypothermia.
* Split upper lip.
* Cut finger.
Project A
* Broke nose.
* Worst neck injury occurred during the clocktower fall.
* Broke finger.
* During the brawl in the pub, he jumped over a chair and grazed his back badly.
* Lost tooth or knocked one loose when he fell down a staircase.
The Protector
* Hurt hand and broken finger bones.
* Broke ankle while jumping onto hovercraft. Was supposed to stay off feet until it healed, but instead he put on a sock painted like a sneaker and continued filming.
* Also got ran over wrong by the hovercraft.
Rush Hour
* Hurt his back when he landed wrong.
Rush Hour 2
* Broke previously broken toe on right foot. He popped it back into place and continued to film!
Shanghai Knights
* Small scratch on left of face from a spear.
* Bruised his throat and it swelled, making talking difficult.
Snake in the Eagle's Shadow
* A tooth was kicked out on accident by Hwang Jang Lee.
* Arm got slashed by a sword that was supposed to have a blunted edge. Jackie fell down screaming and the cameras kept on rolling, Real blood in the scene!
Thunderbolt
* Eyebrows were burned from standing too close to an explosion.
* Hurt his back after a fall from the container port.
* Cracked bone in his hip.
The Tuxedo
* Got a small cut on forehead.
* Sprained ankle.
The Twin Dragons
* Got Glass Shards lodged in his butt.
The Twins Effect
* He just had a cameo, but almost got his leg ran over!
The Young Master
* Broken nose.
* Injured throat and almost suffocated. |
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| Pizda2 wrote: | | nouseforaname wrote: | let's see that pussy matt damon take all of these injuries
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Chan#Injury_List
| Spoiler: | Jackie Chan has been injured on numerous occasions over his acting career, and is listed as the actor who has sustained the most injuries during filming.
The Accidental Spy
* Hurt his back. Doctor said that if he had another back injury that he could be paralyzed for life.
* The floor was slippery in the Turkish Bath scene and he fell, hitting his head.
Armour of God
* He was filming in Yugoslavia and the scene called for him to jump from a wall to a tree branch. The first take went perfectly, but Jackie wasn't satisfied and wanted to do the scene again. The second time, his grip on the branch slipped and he fell 40 feet to the ground below and landed hard on his head causing part of his skull to crack and shoot up into his brain. He was flown to the hospital and was in surgery 8 hours later. He now has a plastic plug and a permanent hole in his head. He is also slightly hard of hearing in one ear from the fall.
Armour of God II (AKA Operation Condor)
* Dislocated sternum after falling from a handing chain.
* A wire went through his leg.
* Bruises and cuts on his chest from repeatedly being kicked in chest 43 times for one scene.
City Hunter
* Hurt knees really bad during a skateboard chase. Also hurt his leg and had to spend time in a wheelchair and on crutches.
* Dislocated shoulder.
* Broke top part of foot.
Crime Story
* His legs got crushed between two cars.
Dragon Fist
* Broken nose.
Dragon Lord
* Injured chin.
* Fell from the bun tower and hit his head. Got a big bruise.
Dragons Forever
* Hurt ankle.
Drunken Master
* His brow ridge was injured and he almost lost an eye.
* Suffered concussion.
Drunken Master II
* Burned butt, hands and face during the hot coal scene.
* Back injured when he was kicked onto a table.
* Hurt nose when he and Ken Lo bumped heads.
Hand of Death
* He was knocked unconscious as a stuntman.
Highbinders (Renamed The Medallion)
* He got whipped by a broken stunt wire. A large cut between his nose and left eye.
* While shooting a scene for the US version, he burned his hands and some of his hair.
Magnificent Bodyguards
* Broken hip.
Miracles (Mr. Canton and Lady Rose)
* Got a piece of bamboo between his eye and eyebrow.
* Got a small gash on his brow from a misdirected ax handle.
* Also, a crew member died (props) from falling off one of the set's buildings.
Mr. Nice Guy
* Broke nose.
* Messed up on a flip and hurt his neck.
* Dislocated pelvis during the pole slide stunt.
* Was almost paralyzed when he nearly broke his 7th and 8th vertebrae in his spine.
* Burned all the skin off of his hands and suffered 3rd degree burns on them during the pole slide stunt.
Police Story 2
* Head Injury while crashing through a billboard and glass window (He jumped through the wrong billboard).
* Accidentally knocked over by a van sprawling him 10 feet.
* Cut on arm.
* Hurt eye when pop-it went off near it.
* Cut by glass at least twice on scalp and various other places.
Police Story 3: Supercop
* Broken shoulder.
* Fractured a rib when hit by a helicopter.
* Deep bruise on back.
* Cheek bone dislocated.
Police Story 4: First Strike
* Almost died of hypothermia.
* Split upper lip.
* Cut finger.
Project A
* Broke nose.
* Worst neck injury occurred during the clocktower fall.
* Broke finger.
* During the brawl in the pub, he jumped over a chair and grazed his back badly.
* Lost tooth or knocked one loose when he fell down a staircase.
The Protector
* Hurt hand and broken finger bones.
* Broke ankle while jumping onto hovercraft. Was supposed to stay off feet until it healed, but instead he put on a sock painted like a sneaker and continued filming.
* Also got ran over wrong by the hovercraft.
Rush Hour
* Hurt his back when he landed wrong.
Rush Hour 2
* Broke previously broken toe on right foot. He popped it back into place and continued to film!
Shanghai Knights
* Small scratch on left of face from a spear.
* Bruised his throat and it swelled, making talking difficult.
Snake in the Eagle's Shadow
* A tooth was kicked out on accident by Hwang Jang Lee.
* Arm got slashed by a sword that was supposed to have a blunted edge. Jackie fell down screaming and the cameras kept on rolling, Real blood in the scene!
Thunderbolt
* Eyebrows were burned from standing too close to an explosion.
* Hurt his back after a fall from the container port.
* Cracked bone in his hip.
The Tuxedo
* Got a small cut on forehead.
* Sprained ankle.
The Twin Dragons
* Got Glass Shards lodged in his butt.
The Twins Effect
* He just had a cameo, but almost got his leg ran over!
The Young Master
* Broken nose.
* Injured throat and almost suffocated. |
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only this guy got away with that  
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jan 2007 02:33 Post subject: |
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Remember him lol
anyway I BET MY MONEY ON BRUCE
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jan 2007 02:41 Post subject: |
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Bruce's already dead.
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sTo0z
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jan 2007 02:44 Post subject: |
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I hope Jackie finished him off in a private duel.
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jan 2007 02:47 Post subject: |
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DAMN YOU 
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jan 2007 02:50 Post subject: |
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been long time since i was at graveyard
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jan 2007 03:05 Post subject: |
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r.i.p.
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jan 2007 05:11 Post subject: |
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| Pizda2 wrote: | You should rename the poll:
WHICH CAR WOULD YOU PREFER
CHEAP 1990 VOLVO
FERRARI ENZO |
Cheap 1990 Volvo would last /A LOT/ longer then an Enzo. The Enzo would fall apart after about 30k miles. I love when people think sports cars are built to last. Not true at all. They go fast for a reason. That reason is that they put their quality components under very stressful conditions to achieve such performance. So in the end, the cheap 1990 volvo would be doing a lot better at the 100k mile mark then an enzo would.
In fact, you know what. That statement is so fucking stupid to begin with. Its like comparing fucking apples and a fucking barn.
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sTo0z
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jan 2007 05:41 Post subject: |
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| Mchart wrote: | | Pizda2 wrote: | You should rename the poll:
WHICH CAR WOULD YOU PREFER
CHEAP 1990 VOLVO
FERRARI ENZO |
Cheap 1990 Volvo would last /A LOT/ longer then an Enzo. The Enzo would fall apart after about 30k miles. I love when people think sports cars are built to last. Not true at all. They go fast for a reason. That reason is that they put their quality components under very stressful conditions to achieve such performance. So in the end, the cheap 1990 volvo would be doing a lot better at the 100k mile mark then an enzo would.
In fact, you know what. That statement is so fucking stupid to begin with. Its like comparing fucking apples and a fucking barn. |
Are you saying Matt Damon could beat Jackie Chan? Jackie Chan won't fall apart after 30k miles. |
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jan 2007 10:37 Post subject: |
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Matt Damon is skilled with guns, he would sniper Jackie Chan's head off before he even got near him. If he should somehow do, Matt pulls out his trusty pistol.
Jackie Chan is just a wimp.
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jan 2007 10:52 Post subject: |
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To get an accurate outcome of a battle between Jackie and Matt you must take into account what sidekicks they would have to back them up.
Matt Damon of course would have Ben Affleck. Ben is no doubt still looking for revenge for not being able to tap Jennifer Lopez' ass.
Jackie Chan would only have Chris Tucker from Rush Hour to defend him.
I think it is clear who would win. Sorry Jackie but your wingman was the weakest link.
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Parallax_
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jan 2007 11:04 Post subject: |
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No, no... Matt Damon has Franka Potente, she would charm Jackie Chan to death.
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