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disaksen4272




Posts: 3

PostPosted: Sun, 14th Jan 2007 07:17    Post subject: Another Newbie has arrived!
Guess this is where we newbies are supposed to report for duty, ..... so here I am.
Hope to learn a few things to make my life online more comfortable (and of course which Appz are hot, and which are not.). Hopefully I'll not be stepping on any toes, or do'in things I shouldn't. If I do, you have my permission to take me out behind the woodshed and give me a good thrashing.

Very Happy
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skidrow
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th Jan 2007 10:34    Post subject:
welcome dis ;p


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PoorLeno




Posts: 999
Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jan 2007 04:23    Post subject:
Hm, well the thing about nforce - it's like a jail in many ways.
Once you get in, you can't get out.
If when at first you get in and cry like a little girl, you will be made fun of and anally raped (behind the same woodshed!) for the rest of your sentance, which is life (see point 1).
If someone tries to bully you, you need to defend yourself; even if that lands you in the hole (probation ban). And sometimes you even need to get on the offensive, if you want to score some tits.

There are gangs on nforce, just like in any other prison. We have the white brotherhood; they are mostly from europe. We have the muslims, with too many imams. And we have Israelis. The Americans always post shit about everybody else, the jews agains muslims, muslims against jews. Russians are few and far between, and always hog the cellphones. Too scattered to make a difference they join various other gangs.

Most of the offensive flaming, contrary to what you might think, doesn't happen in the bitching section; but rather in world news. Here someone tries to say nothing, but instead quotes a semi-trustworthy news source, starting a "debate", which more often than not is about jews vs muslims.

The hacks, aka mods, are always on your ass about posting anything anyone in the whole history of everything past present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions might find offensive. Don't look them directly in the eyes, don't talk to them, and if they welcome you like in the post above, say "thank you, boss", and move along. Hacks don't care much about anything else, though they sometimes pretend to.

I think that's basically it, and if you need anything else; just talk to that big guy over there with jesus tatoos. He can score tits, or even a hit on a hack, if you have enough dough.


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jan 2007 05:18    Post subject:
Hi!


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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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pistolshrimp
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Posts: 11007

PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jan 2007 10:27    Post subject:
Poorleno is on drugs Smile

He is evil, don't listen to him Razz

Welcome
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manwithplanxyz




Posts: 1009
Location: Somewhere in the past looking for the future
PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jan 2007 14:15    Post subject:
PoorLeno wrote:
Hm, well the thing about nforce - it's like a jail in many ways.
Once you get in, you can't get out.
If when at first you get in and cry like a little girl, you will be made fun of and anally raped (behind the same woodshed!) for the rest of your sentance, which is life (see point 1).
If someone tries to bully you, you need to defend yourself; even if that lands you in the hole (probation ban). And sometimes you even need to get on the offensive, if you want to score some tits.

There are gangs on nforce, just like in any other prison. We have the white brotherhood; they are mostly from europe. We have the muslims, with too many imams. And we have Israelis. The Americans always post shit about everybody else, the jews agains muslims, muslims against jews. Russians are few and far between, and always hog the cellphones. Too scattered to make a difference they join various other gangs.

Most of the offensive flaming, contrary to what you might think, doesn't happen in the bitching section; but rather in world news. Here someone tries to say nothing, but instead quotes a semi-trustworthy news source, starting a "debate", which more often than not is about jews vs muslims.

The hacks, aka mods, are always on your ass about posting anything anyone in the whole history of everything past present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions might find offensive. Don't look them directly in the eyes, don't talk to them, and if they welcome you like in the post above, say "thank you, boss", and move along. Hacks don't care much about anything else, though they sometimes pretend to.

I think that's basically it, and if you need anything else; just talk to that big guy over there with jesus tatoos. He can score tits, or even a hit on a hack, if you have enough dough.


I dont post shit about other people


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