My neweggcelant experience lmao
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Nov 2006 02:12    Post subject: My neweggcelant experience lmao
So I contacted newegg to see if I could get a box and what not for my video card for the step up, cause I didnt read shit like I shoulda before I ditched the box..anywho, I did that online customer help thing...heres the convo...

Please wait while we connect you to a Newegg representative. You are number 5 in the queue.
Chat InformationThank you for contacting Newegg. My name is Darlene. How may I assist you today?
Ryan: im in a bit of a pickle
Darlene: How may I assist you?
Ryan: I didnt realize I needed the box and invoice for a video card I jsut got from EVGA and I need both for their step up program
Ryan: would thei be any ways of aquiring these?
Darlene: To obtain an invoice, go to the bottom of our website and click on 'Order history/Print Invoice'.........or simply click on the link below.
Darlene: https://secure.newegg.com/NewVersion/MyAcco...voiceList%2Easp
Ryan: alright
Ryan: cool
Ryan: now what about the box
Darlene: What box?
Ryan: the box the card came in
Ryan: I threw it out
Ryan: not realizing I needed it
Ryan: am I able to obtain one with teh serial number and all cut out
Ryan: I duno need those
Darlene: Unfortunately if you threw it out, we are not able to assist you with that
Ryan: so....I have to go dumpster diving?
Darlene: We cannot send you another box.
Darlene: You can contact the manufacture to see what they can do for you
Ryan: alright
Ryan: You rock
Ryan: thanks a bunch
Darlene: You're welcome
Darlene: Thank you for contacting us. I hope you have an Eggcellent day!
Ryan: Can I send you cookies?
Darlene: Sure
Ryan: I love great customer service
Darlene: 9997 East Rose Hills Rd. Whitter, CA 90601
Ryan: LOL!!!
Ryan: Alright, have a great day
Darlene: That is the address for you to send me chocolate chip cookies
Ryan: well do
Darlene: Happy holidays! =)
Ryan: special name to use?
Ryan: or is everyone in the place gunna attack the box?
Darlene: No just me
Darlene: Darlene
Darlene: Darlene Live Chat Representative
Ryan: haha, awsome, im serious too, expect cookies, dunno how they'll taste, I'll go to the store and get some
Ryan: so their at least in a package
Darlene: LOL
Darlene: Thank you
Darlene: What size are you?
Ryan: size?
Darlene: T-Shirt?
Ryan: Large
Darlene: I am going to send you a COOL Newegg T-Shirt
Ryan: sweet!!!
Ryan: Of course only if you get the cookies right?
Darlene: No, You should receive it this week
Darlene: Even without the cookies
Ryan: o.0
Darlene: Wait
Ryan: you don't have my info though
Darlene: Do you have an account with us?
Ryan: yup
Darlene: What's your login ID?
Ryan: **************
Darlene: There, now I got your info
Ryan: that just made me paranoid
Darlene: Don't be
Ryan: lol
Darlene: Do you have any other questions, or is there anything else I can assist you with today?
Ryan: how about a video card instead of a t-shrit lmao
Ryan: tongue.gif
Darlene: Well............. That unfortunately I cannot do
Ryan: haah
Ryan: Well, you certainly brightened my day, thanks a bunch, I'll try to send those cookies off this week smile.gif
Darlene: The T-Shirt is way cooler
Darlene: thank your and you're welcome
Darlene: Thank you for visiting. Please contact us at anytime.


as you can see it may have came off as flirting with the whole cookie thing so when she asked what size I was....ya...that caught me off guard



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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Nov 2006 02:14    Post subject:
you better send those cookies


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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Nov 2006 02:20    Post subject:
lmao I'm seriously doing it too, going to the grocery store this week to get some lol.


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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Nov 2006 03:45    Post subject:
what vid card did u order btw?
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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Nov 2006 05:02    Post subject:
haha, nothing like cyber flirting. Newegg rocks btw.


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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Nov 2006 05:40    Post subject:
Yep yep, Newegg is great. Always friendly and knowledge customer service, not Habib from India that has no language comprehension whatsoever Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Nov 2006 06:36    Post subject:
I bet Darlene looks smthg like this
Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Nov 2006 09:10    Post subject:
I don't get it. She really didn't help him, just sent him off to the manu.
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Nov 2006 12:09    Post subject:
ginge51 wrote:
what vid card did u order btw?


eVga 7900GS KO


@pistol

really wasnt anything she COULD do.I was jsut curious if they could send me another box, which she couldnt. *shrugs* I got a free t-shirt though lol
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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Nov 2006 12:19    Post subject:
You should have punched her for saying this


Quote:

Darlene: Thank you for contacting us. I hope you have an Eggcellent day!


Sorry but that deserved a punch.


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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Nov 2006 13:07    Post subject:
you threw the box to the dumpster and ask for another?! What answer did you expect?! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Nov 2006 22:05    Post subject:
LOL, ya I thought eggcellent was a bit...corny as well...

@doc I only threw it away cause I didnt know I needed it for step up, but I found out they'll take it back without teh box, I just have to pay an extra 15% but who cares, it's still discounted Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 13:23    Post subject:
Hold on a sec you buy her cookies and all you get is a friggin T shirt? how about some goddamn Nude Pics!? or maybe an avi of her getting jacked up the ass by a horse Sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 21:06    Post subject:
Godlikez* wrote:
Hold on a sec you buy her cookies and all you get is a friggin T shirt? how about some goddamn Nude Pics!? or maybe an avi of her getting jacked up the ass by a horse Sad


What if she is ugly.


Anyway, it is cookies first, nude pic's request second. Get with the program. LOL
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 21:16    Post subject:
Kill her dog/cat/pet and cut it to pieces and put them in a box with a note on saying "Cookies".


That will teach her not to flirt with strangers on the internet. Maybe you can pee a little in the box too. Good luck.


Squirrely: Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant.
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 21:21    Post subject:
Unauthorized wrote:
Kill her dog/cat/pet and cut it to pieces and put them in a box with a note on saying "Cookies".


That will teach her not to flirt with strangers on the internet. Maybe you can pee a little in the box too. Good luck.


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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 21:22    Post subject:
Razz


Squirrely: Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant.
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 21:28    Post subject:
Sad
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 23:24    Post subject:
You give them cookie, they get free advertiseing

Great deal


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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Nov 2006 23:37    Post subject:
haha, hey, if I keep going back mabye I'll work my way up to free hardware lol


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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Dec 2006 00:08    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
haha, hey, if I keep going back mabye I'll work my way up to free hardware lol



Free hardware and nude picture.
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Dec 2006 00:51    Post subject:
psoted the picture


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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Dec 2006 02:49    Post subject:
It's not nude, so why did you post it?
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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Dec 2006 03:10    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
psoted the picture



HAHa where is the picture? I didn't see a link?
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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Dec 2006 03:12    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SpykeZ wrote:
psoted the picture



HAHa where is the picture? I didn't see a link?



First post ? Laughing (the t-shirt)
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Dec 2006 03:14    Post subject:
Rinze wrote:
It's not nude, so why did you post it?


well, if you would like a nude picture of me you'll have to at least so some e-charm, I dont just hand those out to anyone you know.
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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Dec 2006 10:28    Post subject:
You should've put your number in the cookie box xD
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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Dec 2006 10:54    Post subject:
Unauthorized wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SpykeZ wrote:
psoted the picture



HAHa where is the picture? I didn't see a link?



First post ? Laughing (the t-shirt)



Oh, missed that Sad
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Dec 2006 12:10    Post subject:
Klinge wrote:
You should've put your number in the cookie box xD


haven't sent em yet. ima put my email addy in there so she can let me know if she got em Razz
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