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Jenni
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Nov 2006 11:24    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
As a matter of fact, I sent a girl flowers and candy 2 weeks ago. I went to the mall here and I thought let me first get the candy, when I arrived in the candy store I thought damn how am I gonna send her this candy in some cheap plastic bag from the shop with flowers? So I asked the woman in the candy shop if she had any special boxes, she had this bonbon box but it wasn't good enough. So I asked if she knew any other shops that might sell special boxes I could put candy in, I visited 3 shops and well none had it......

I stopped and was thinking of going to a city next to mine which has a bigger mall. So just before I wanted to go I stopped by this book store, why not? Maybe they had something? The woman was looking in the back for a box and as she was searching for it I stopped and looked around and I saw the perfect thing..... It was a small pink chest, with flowers and hearts on it and it had a lock and key. When I opened the box it was like a closet with special drawers and rooms. So I bought that, bought her favorite candy which I wrote done a long time ago when she told me what she liked (I always ask girls what kind of things they like to eat and I remember them by writing them down) I put the candy in the different drawers and then I locked the chest with a small key, went to some other shop where they had real nice packiging paper, pink/red with butterflies. Went to the flowershop got roses and a special card. I tied the key to the card with a ribbon and wrote in the card:

The key to my heart, it belongs to you.....

I sent all that to her work, she worked on saturday, from 7:00 to 13:00, she called me in the morning asked me if I was the one that sent it to her, I told her it was me and she was speechless, totally speechless. She asked when she could see me (that night we went out) and in the next couple of days she kept SMSing me how nice her room looked with the flowers, how nice the flowers smell, how good the candy is and how she enjoys it and how she was amazed I got her all her fav candy....

It was expensive but it was worth it Smile


That was expensive. Especially when he found out she was a transvestite the next morning. Very Happy


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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Nov 2006 12:54    Post subject:
Lol, that's mildly funny.


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Nov 2006 14:42    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Nov 2006 14:48    Post subject:
There's a lot of effort put into getting the right feelings. To get the person you love. You have to sacrfice some things.

-=Cartoon=-, you live in paradise. You don't fuckint count! Mad But like I said, you can't say the best things in life that are free are nature and air. Cause that's so bull shit!


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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Nov 2006 15:55    Post subject:


Razz


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mpfive




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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Nov 2006 16:01    Post subject:
well, the way i see it, the best thing in life which is free... is life itself... i'm happy to be alive.. and i'm happy to live it Very Happy
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Dec 2006 16:22    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
As a matter of fact, I sent a girl flowers and candy 2 weeks ago. I went to the mall here and I ..... all her fav candy....

It was expensive but it was worth it Smile


You can also slap that bitch senseless and tell her to respect her man, that should set her straight. I have mine locked up in the basement every time she acts up, you'd think why doesn't she leave me but where can the bitch go, I have all the money:)
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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Dec 2006 16:36    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
Pizda2 wrote:
As a matter of fact, I sent a girl flowers and candy 2 weeks ago. I went to the mall here and I ..... all her fav candy....

It was expensive but it was worth it Smile


You can also slap that bitch senseless and tell her to respect her man, that should set her straight. I have mine locked up in the basement every time she acts up, you'd think why doesn't she leave me but where can the bitch go, I have all the money:)


Can you please be more respectfull toward woman? You are not funny at all.
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Dec 2006 17:39    Post subject:
I'm sorry man, but I don't have to live up to other people's standards, thats my free choice, she stays with me out of her free will cuz she knows she can't complain. If she gets all emancipated on me thats when I have to teach her who's boss and I can promise you my lessons put the man in eMANcipation;)


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suil




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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Dec 2006 17:56    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
I'm sorry man, but I don't have to live up to other people's standards, thats my free choice, she stays with me out of her free will cuz she knows she can't complain. If she gets all emancipated on me thats when I have to teach her who's boss and I can promise you my lessons put the man in eMANcipation;)


hmm..quite sad actually..
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Dec 2006 19:17    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
I'm sorry man, but I don't have to live up to other people's standards, thats my free choice, she stays with me out of her free will cuz she knows she can't complain. If she gets all emancipated on me thats when I have to teach her who's boss and I can promise you my lessons put the man in eMANcipation;)


This is just another small turd on the big pile of bullshit you've managed to accumulate since coming here. I seriously doubt you have a woman, and if you do she'll be the one beating the crap out of your pathetic ass.

I don't think anyone believes you any more so you may aswell give up.


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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Dec 2006 19:33    Post subject:
So he can go to another forum..
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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Dec 2006 20:43    Post subject:
Hahahaahahhh some people Laughing


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Dec 2006 21:35    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
So he can go to another forum..



good move Very Happy


banning people is free... no?
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Klinge




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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Dec 2006 01:26    Post subject:
Naw, you need to be a mod to ban people and that's not free.

Most people think air is free and that's why they pollute it, but it comes at the cost of our forests and so on.

Hell nothings free, even death costs your life.


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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Dec 2006 01:30    Post subject:
Klinge wrote:

Hell nothings free, even death costs your life.


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flappy




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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Dec 2006 11:49    Post subject:
I like this one better: Money isn't everything.. But almost Very Happy
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flappy




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PostPosted: Sat, 2nd Dec 2006 11:53    Post subject:
I like this one better: Money isn't everything.. But almost Very Happy
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headshot
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Jan 2007 19:24    Post subject:
What happened to SycoShaman? This was apparently the last thread he posted in which was November last year! Did he get a new profile?


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Noob
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Jan 2007 20:29    Post subject:
As income levels raise to a certain threshold, anything above that does not add to happiness. All one needs for happiness is basic shelter, food, medicene etc. everything else is about personal stuff.
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Jan 2007 21:05    Post subject:
headshot wrote:
What happened to SycoShaman? This was apparently the last thread he posted in which was November last year! Did he get a new profile?


a little birdie told me he was back Wink


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Jan 2007 21:13    Post subject:
Very Happy yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!


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skidrow
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th Jan 2007 21:20    Post subject:
yes, good friendship.
Its so priceless, its free.


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