Your ads got me running to the bathroom to jerk every tenMin
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JickMager




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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Nov 2006 18:03    Post subject: Your ads got me running to the bathroom to jerk every tenMin
Please change your ads!!!!!!!!!!! I dont know how much more beating my crotch can take!!


Yes i did register just to post this,MY GOD DAMN CROTCH IS RAW AND ITS GONNA FALL OFF IF SOMETHING ISENT DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I come to this site to check the nfo's i see the girls, they make me beat it, then i come back to the computer i see the girls again and i go running back into the bathroom. ive been stuck in this loop for weeks now.

Oh Great, I come here because i need help and i end up finding your "Sexy Selections" secret porn forum, Now im realy fucked THANKS ALOT!!!!!


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Razacka2




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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Nov 2006 18:04    Post subject:
i loled Very Happy
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skidrow
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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Nov 2006 18:28    Post subject:
Razacka2 wrote:
i loled Very Happy


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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Nov 2006 18:30    Post subject:
I wonder if he registered just to post that.
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Nov 2006 18:53    Post subject:
Why not just stay at your computer while you flog the bishop then. Problem solved. Wink


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Nov 2006 19:17    Post subject:
He couldn't afford to keep replacing the keyboards. Very Happy


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Freakness
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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Nov 2006 20:32    Post subject:
Meh, Nforce is turning into somekind of wankodrom or smth.
Hey its the same person who claimed he is macho from poland.
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kumkss




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Nov 2006 01:45    Post subject:
best first post!!! Laughing
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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Nov 2006 05:18    Post subject:
skidrow wrote:
Razacka2 wrote:
i loled Very Happy
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Nov 2006 11:33    Post subject:
what ads? Sad


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UserFriendly7
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Nov 2006 11:56    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
what ads? Sad


I think he means the adult friend finder things Smile


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Nov 2006 12:11    Post subject:
I type in nforce.nl in my browser and it takes me to the forums. Sad I don't see no adult friend finder ads Sad You should put them in that header where mediahump ad is. So we can all enjoy them. 10 minutes at a time. Wink


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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Nov 2006 12:18    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
I type in nforce.nl in my browser and it takes me to the forums. Sad I don't see no adult friend finder ads Sad You should put them in that header where mediahump ad is. So we can all enjoy them. 10 minutes at a time. Wink

Look up it's
NFO's Reviews Forum
press NFO's lol
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undataker




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Nov 2006 14:09    Post subject:
try a woman and you will never have a hard-on at every little picture / movie you see with an ass
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Unauthorized




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Nov 2006 15:52    Post subject:
hmm. mkey


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JickMager




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Nov 2006 17:17    Post subject:
Oh my god unauthorized you have such a nice picture, wait asec, brb
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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Nov 2006 17:19    Post subject:
Jenni, what the voices told you recently?
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Nov 2006 14:08    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Why not just stay at your computer while you flog the bishop then. Problem solved. Wink


flog the bishop? Is that an English expression? It must be because ive never heard it.

Whats flogging/flog? beat? I still think brits have weird ass ways of saying some stuff. Like cigarettes are fags...that i will never understand. How y'all can call a cigarette/smoke a fag.
Im still never gunna forget that one time. I was out and someone brought this english guy (like he'd spent a week here so far) out with us. At one point, he asked if he could, and I quote "can i bum a beefy fag" (i think ive told this story before). I dunno if thats what yall say in england but if you do, thats fucked up. Piece of advice, if you come to North America, dont say shit like that.


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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Nov 2006 16:28    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
Why not just stay at your computer while you flog the bishop then. Problem solved. Wink


flog the bishop? Is that an English expression? It must be because ive never heard it.

Whats flogging/flog? beat? I still think brits have weird ass ways of saying some stuff. Like cigarettes are fags...that i will never understand. How y'all can call a cigarette/smoke a fag.
Im still never gunna forget that one time. I was out and someone brought this english guy (like he'd spent a week here so far) out with us. At one point, he asked if he could, and I quote "can i bum a beefy fag" (i think ive told this story before). I dunno if thats what yall say in england but if you do, thats fucked up. Piece of advice, if you come to North America, dont say shit like that.


hahaha that was well funny to read but you are right! Im british and Ive never heard of flogging the bishop! Flogging usually means to sell something! Bashing the bishop is the more common phrase for masturbating lol. As for smoking a fag! I can only imagine how that sounds to you guys across the pond! As I understand it from the American culture, smoking someone is to kill them and obviously fag is a homosexual male so basically kill the gays?! lmao.


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Nov 2006 17:14    Post subject:
Guys, Flog: 1. to beat with a whip, stick, etc., esp. as punishment; whip; scourge.

I can't believe you've never head of flogging the bishop before. Laughing


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KaiKo




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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Nov 2006 17:37    Post subject:
asking to bum a fag is pure satire... simple


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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Nov 2006 04:11    Post subject:
I just noticed that the company that posts those ads online is in walking distance from my house. Cool. Gonna get myself a new GF anyday now Razz


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docertabum




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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Nov 2006 14:49    Post subject:
oh, God! The sex ads are in forum as well...

guys, stop it!!! I have to work in the work!!! Very Happy


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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Nov 2006 16:22    Post subject:
i dont like the sex ads in the forum. I never really got annoyed by em on the nfo-page, but now, with the reloading of nice tits and ass at every click in the forum, i ll just ban the ads...
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flappy




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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Nov 2006 18:42    Post subject:
@Syco

Then you must have heard of "Spanking your monkey" right? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Nov 2006 22:23    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
i dont like the sex ads in the forum. I never really got annoyed by em on the nfo-page, but now, with the reloading of nice tits and ass at every click in the forum, i ll just ban the ads...



Agreed.


(It needs some man parts tho. Jenni and I have needs to see too. It just isn't fair)
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Nov 2006 22:40    Post subject:
Ads are leading to inconveniences..... would be nice if they could get removed form the forums Smile


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Nov 2006 22:42    Post subject:
Has anybody clicked on them? It is a money thing right? Not a real dating service.
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oxyeL




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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Nov 2006 22:56    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Lutzifer wrote:
i dont like the sex ads in the forum. I never really got annoyed by em on the nfo-page, but now, with the reloading of nice tits and ass at every click in the forum, i ll just ban the ads...



Agreed.


(It needs some man parts tho. Jenni and I have needs to see too. It just isn't fair)

Jenni has her own one man army to fulfill them.
So it leaves you alone Laughing.
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PostPosted: Tue, 28th Nov 2006 23:04    Post subject:
Sad
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