Cuts, bruises, scabs oh my
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Nov 2006 13:52    Post subject: Cuts, bruises, scabs oh my
god do they feel ever so fucking amazing under super hot tap water!

Holy fucking shit! Smile Smile Smile Smile

I love it! I LOVE IT! I LOOOOVE IT!

90 percent of my body is lobster red now Sad but holy hell! It feels sooooo good! Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Nov 2006 14:09    Post subject:
lol Im sorry dude but that is fucked up.

why do you have cuts, bruises and scabs anyway!?


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Nov 2006 14:23    Post subject:
Cuts = kinda obvious isn't it. I'm emo Laughing not really. I dunno. My hands are cut up (well scarred right now). Laughing Like some days you can’t see it and somedays the scars are really really really noticeable. But fresh cuts are cool. Laughing Working with sharp stuff and having really soft hands isn't a good idea Wink Razz Laughing

Scabs = healing process ftw!

Bruises = People get into fights all the time. Wink




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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Nov 2006 14:29    Post subject:
looks like you are in the 1% of people that like this *removed*


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Nov 2006 14:31    Post subject:
Wow. Laughing


Dude. That's seriously fucked up. Holy shit.

Fuck! Laughing Oooooow. Sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Nov 2006 14:53    Post subject:
Laughing that's so true!


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Nov 2006 14:56    Post subject:
Jesus Christ! How about a warning on the pounder url already?! Mad


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Nov 2006 15:45    Post subject:
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Jesus Christ! How about a warning on the pounder url already?! Mad

OK

CLICK ITS SAFE FOR WORK

Laughing weee my first removed link


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Nov 2006 17:13    Post subject:
Really curious about the missing link but not going to look.Razz

Now I'm sure someone will post the pic here in all its gory.
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Nov 2006 17:25    Post subject:
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Really curious about the missing link but not going to look.Razz

Now I'm sure someone will post the pic here in all its gory.

Very Happy its was NOT A PIC Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Nov 2006 17:52    Post subject:
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Really curious about the missing link but not going to look.Razz

Now I'm sure someone will post the pic here in all its gory.


Well to give you a hint, it was penis brutality.

Believe me, you are not missing out on much so kill the curiosity already! Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Nov 2006 22:48    Post subject:
Did anything happen after he beat it with a hammer? Like did it burst or anything? Cause I turned it off after three hits.


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Nov 2006 22:53    Post subject:
omg i missed clip of a guy beating his dick with a hammer? NOOOOOOOOOO
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Nov 2006 22:56    Post subject:
K. So no one likes it when they shower they get hot water running down a scab or something and it tingles? Neutral Sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Nov 2006 23:15    Post subject:
i just like to remove em Very Happy its challenging hihihi
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Nov 2006 23:17    Post subject:
Laughing i'm working on one right now. It's on my toes. Laughing I can't scratch it off so I'm about to use toe clippers to rip it off. Laughing Well not yet. After I click submit i'll have it removed.



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y'know what sucks about scabs? once you scratch them off or force them off... it starts bleeding Sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Nov 2006 23:24    Post subject:
lol and then after it has done bleeding, it scabs over again and if you keep picking at it, it will take a lot longer to heal completely. Providing you dont have too many scabs, I would cover them up with a plaster ... or a band aid for non-UK Nforcers lol.


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Nov 2006 23:29    Post subject:
You look like a twisted and sick guy.
Seek help ASAP :s


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Nov 2006 23:33    Post subject:
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You look like a twisted and sick guy.
Seek help ASAP :s


how do you know what I look like? Sad


headshot. I love it when it bleeds. Especially when it's to-mouth reachable. Wink Had to wash my feet first Laughing they're sweaty-ish and stinky-ish so i can't be sucking on a filthy foot. Though right now... I'm almost yoga-ing Wink Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Nov 2006 00:36    Post subject:
Perhaps in here, someone can agree with me that picking scabs is one of the funniest things to do. As soon as I get one, I pick it as much as possible. I mean, it hurts (and I don't like the pain, I'm not a faggy emo like Waldo Wink), but it's so funny Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Nov 2006 00:45    Post subject:
How is it funny? Sad And why am I a faggy emo? Just because my wrists bleed tears? Come on! Laughing

Y'know what's funny. Picking the scab with a sharp object and digging inside it. Laughing Not deep y'know, but like scratching the fresh surface a bit.

I had a toe operation couple years back. I got two nails growing now (one big one and one on the side. It’s very tiny.). I always rip the smallest one out (it’s quite an operation. I have to basically stab my self Laughing). For couple days I have a hole in my big toe. Laughing then it grows back up and I pick it out again. I think I took couple pics while back. I didn’t wash it when I ripped it out so there are scrapings of bone around the hole. Nail is bone. Right? I think. I dun remember. Laughing

Laughing it’s a gross pic tho.


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Nov 2006 01:09    Post subject:
Nails are made from keratin you nonce! Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Nov 2006 01:59    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Cuts = kinda obvious isn't it. I'm emo Laughing not really. I dunno. My hands are cut up (well scarred right now). Laughing Like some days you can’t see it and somedays the scars are really really really noticeable. But fresh cuts are cool. Laughing Working with sharp stuff and having really soft hands isn't a good idea Wink Razz Laughing

Scabs = healing process ftw!

Bruises = People get into fights all the time. Wink




You have women hands? Laughing

I have tradesmen hands. Tough as fuckin nails. And my finger tips dont have any feeling in them anymore. Ive touched to many hot things (while welding right). I can hold a lighter flame to my thumb for like a good 30 seconds. Skin wont burn, but its will go black. Doesnt hurt either

And cutting my hands? I always jab myself with my butterfly knife when im messing around and its as sharp as a razor...never cuts me, breaks the skin at most


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Nov 2006 02:30    Post subject:
Syco you're so macho! *swoon* Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Nov 2006 02:34    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Nails are made from keratin you nonce! Razz

See! Thank you! Keratin scrapings then.

Had to google what keratin is


Yeah, sy Sad

But I like my hands. I like it when they get cut/hurt/or summin. Today I took my gloves off at the chinese place and my knuckle was bleeding. I don't remember punching anything and it was just red. And there was like soft tissue on top of it. Skin tissue. Laughing

Laughing had to use a tissue to clean it before i ate. Didn't want to disgust my guests. Laughing but god damn it was like… WTF!

Laughing with the lighter. I do that too. Only it does hurt and it singes my hand. Laughing And i do it for a while though. Then I sniff my hand Wink Laughing I love it. I love it when it burns. Laughing I did it couple times in front of my class mates, there were like what the fuck? Laughing


I’m such a freak! Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Nov 2006 02:37    Post subject:
Issues.


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Nov 2006 02:45    Post subject:
What do you mean issues?

I bet you have some sick twisted things that please you every now and then. I may not be like everyone else but that doesn't mean I have issues. It just means I'm kind of different. If being different means I have issues then what the fuck?

I bet there are millions of people like me out there. So I’m not that completely different. Very Happy Therefore I don’t have issues. Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Nov 2006 02:51    Post subject:


move along kids nothing to see


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Nov 2006 02:52    Post subject:
Laughing you have issues!


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