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pistolshrimp
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Posted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 20:10 Post subject: embarrassing moments with the opposite sex	Quick Quote Quote

I went to the gym yesterday and guess who was swimming. My beautiful rugby player. Yep. Anyway I had to share a lane with him because the other one was busy. So I am playing it cool. After a few minutes I give him a bit of a nod and a smile. He totally ignores me, and he is acting pretty cold. I have my contacts in but the chlorine makes them foggy so I can’t see that well. At one point we stop together in the lane and I said “hey” No response. He is with some trainer so I figure that is why he is being sooo impersonal, cuz he was super friendly before. Then he leaves. I go over to Debbie and start asking questions. IT WASN’T MY RUGBY PLAYER. I was basically hitting on the wrong fucking guy. I was hitting on Jamal Fucking Johnston of the BC Lions. Jamal Johnston now thinks I was making eyes at him. Probably thinks I am some common football Hoe. I am soo embarrassed. This is who I was accidentally hitting on: I do have a picture of rugby player guy but I am not going to post it. If someone really wants to see it I will pm it but it isn’t important. I swear I shouldn’t even be let out of the house. I am sooo embarrassed. Oh did I mention my bathing suit decided to disintegrate. My hand went through the back of it. I bought a new one yesterday. Anyway I have a powerfull need to hear other people embarrassing moments with the opposite sex so I don't feel like such a real life noob

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Posted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 20:13 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

So if he looks pretty much identical to this guy you don't really need to post a picture. "Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D "Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"

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Posted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 20:13 Post subject:

that bad. Mixing up 2 people.

i posted this in VIP arena, but i can share it here. Not really embarrassing but still.

skidrow wrote:

We are in a club, girl starts dancing against me. What do i do. I gently push her aside. Afterwards i hear from friends what the fuck i was doing.

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Posted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 20:22 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

A couple of drunken confessions to women. Those are always embarassing. Sometimes I get so emo when I drink Not remembering names is probably the worst for me though. On more that one occasion it's been clicking with a girl at a party or the bar and for the life of me I cannot remember what her name is. Its one of those things where the longer you go without finding out the worse its going to make things later. So now I have a plan where I walk away to go get a drink or something and have one of my friends help me out by introducing himself and getting the girl's name. It's shady but I need to do something to compensate for my horrible memory.

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Posted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 20:26 Post subject:

AnimalMother wrote:

So if he looks pretty much identical to this guy you don't really need to post a picture.

Body wise they are identical, both beautiful to look at. Same height, build only this dude is about 20 lbs heaver. The rugby player isn't as photogenic as this dude but he has a really nice smile. I actually think if I was to get the chance and call him on his little game playing he might be a decent guy, I still think he is a bit humble. Not this Jamall guy tho. He was radiating meanness. Plus all those football players are pigs.

I need new contacts Sad

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I don't get what you were doing? You didn't want to dance with her so you politely moved her outta the way?

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Posted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 20:29 Post subject:

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@skid
I don't get what you were doing? You didn't want to dance with her so you politely moved her outta the way?

nono, i did want to dance with her. Dunno why i pushed her away :\. Happend 2 times now from 2 different girls haha.

Dunno if it was the alcohol or my clumpsy behaviour lol

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Posted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 20:29 Post subject:

Esel_Gesi wrote:

A couple of drunken confessions to women. Those are always embarassing. Sometimes I get so emo when I drink Laughing

Not remembering names is probably the worst for me though. On more that one occasion it's been clicking with a girl at a party or the bar and for the life of me I cannot remember what her name is. Its one of those things where the longer you go without finding out the worse its going to make things later. So now I have a plan where I walk away to go get a drink or something and have one of my friends help me out by introducing himself and getting the girl's name. It's shady but I need to do something to compensate for my horrible memory.

Messing up with someones name can be bad.

My girlfriend picked up the other football player guy at the same gym maybe 4 years ago. Anyway they were fucking away at each other for 2 weeks and THEN they realised that they had been calling each other the wrong name. Thats pretty bad too

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Posted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 20:32 Post subject:

skidrow wrote:

pistolshrimp wrote:

@skid
I don't get what you were doing? You didn't want to dance with her so you politely moved her outta the way?

nono, i did want to dance with her. Dunno why i pushed her away :\. Happend 2 times now from 2 different girls haha.

Dunno if it was the alcohol or my clumpsy behaviour lol

Probably just clumpsy influenced by alcohol.

I am glad I got a new bathing suit. Maybe he wont recognize me when I come in next time. I don't wanna be a common football hoe Sad

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Posted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 20:45 Post subject:

pistolshrimp wrote:

skidrow wrote:

pistolshrimp wrote:

@skid
I don't get what you were doing? You didn't want to dance with her so you politely moved her outta the way?

nono, i did want to dance with her. Dunno why i pushed her away :\. Happend 2 times now from 2 different girls haha.

Dunno if it was the alcohol or my clumpsy behaviour lol

Probably just clumpsy influenced by alcohol.

I am glad I got a new bathing suit. Maybe he wont recognize me when I come in next time. I don't wanna be a common football hoe Sad

how does the suit looks like Wink

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Posted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 21:01 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

syco cries yes

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Posted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 21:02 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

@skid It is a proper swimming suit. One piece. It was cheap too, $10 at the chineese clothing store. Navy blue with 2 strips up the side, with good stay on straps The other ones were really bad. I was using a spandex workout top before and my boob fell out because water flooded open the arm hole during my side stroke. LOL The other one that fell apart was yellow with a tiny Canadaian flag on the top. That one gave me unwanted hot tube exposure. But now I have a proper bathing suit so all is good.

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Posted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 21:03 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

haha, allrighty

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Posted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 21:58 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Wed, 18th Oct 2006 22:51 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Flatulating in bed

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Posted: Thu, 19th Oct 2006 02:13 Post subject:

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Flatulating in bed Surprised

Ohh that is bad if you are a girl, I don't think that would be a big deal for a guy. It is not a good idea to fart on someone if you are in the spoon position.

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Posted: Thu, 19th Oct 2006 17:09 Post subject:

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@skid
It is a proper swimming suit. One piece. It was cheap too, $10 at the chineese clothing store. Navy blue with 2 strips up the side, with good stay on straps The other ones were really bad. I was using a spandex workout top before and my boob fell out because water flooded open the arm hole during my side stroke. LOL The other one that fell apart was yellow with a tiny Canadaian flag on the top. That one gave me unwanted hot tube exposure. But now I have a proper bathing suit so all is good.

Your bathing suits fall apart eh? Wanna go swimming with me? Very Happy

I'll make mine...'fall apart' too...I promise Very Happy

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Posted: Thu, 19th Oct 2006 18:31 Post subject: Re: embarrassing moments with the opposite sex

pistolshrimp wrote:

I went to the gym yesterday and guess who was swimming. My beautiful rugby player. Yep. Anyway I had to share a lane with him because the other one was busy. So I am playing it cool. After a few minutes I give him a bit of a nod and a smile. He totally ignores me, and he is acting pretty cold. I have my contacts in but the chlorine makes them foggy so I can’t see that well. At one point we stop together in the lane and I said “hey” No response. He is with some trainer so I figure that is why he is being sooo impersonal, cuz he was super friendly before. Then he leaves.

I go over to Debbie and start asking questions. IT WASN’T MY RUGBY PLAYER. I was basically hitting on the wrong fucking guy. I was hitting on Jamal Fucking Johnston of the BC Lions. Jamal Johnston now thinks I was making eyes at him. Probably thinks I am some common football Hoe.

I am soo embarrassed.

This is who I was accidentally hitting on:

I do have a picture of rugby player guy but I am not going to post it. If someone really wants to see it I will pm it but it isn’t important.

I swear I shouldn’t even be let out of the house. I am sooo embarrassed. Oh did I mention my bathing suit decided to disintegrate. My hand went through the back of it. I bought a new one yesterday.

Anyway I have a powerfull need to hear other people embarrassing moments with the opposite sex so I don't feel like such a real life noob Sad

I'm sorry. But he looks retarded. Sad

But I don't like guys whos necks are almost as fat as my upper leg. Very Happy

Ok, not "retarded"...but...nah, I DON'T LIEK HIM! PUT THAT PICTURE AWAY! Sad

edit: oh crap..I qouted it. Sad

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