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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 14:16    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Get some ultra strength tylenol if anything. Take two or three and your headache will go away.
Headache medication is pretty weak. Always go for the extra or ultra strength shit.


That's the aspirin in my house. It's either tylenol or advil. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 18:45    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Get some ultra strength tylenol if anything. Take two or three and your headache will go away.
Headache medication is pretty weak. Always go for the extra or ultra strength shit.


That's the aspirin in my house. It's either tylenol or advil. Very Happy


Aspirin is the strong stuff for you? man, im tellin you, get a bottle of ultra strength something.


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 18:54    Post subject:
No. It's what I call aspirin. Tylenol and Advil are aspirins in my mind. Very Happy When I ask for aspirin I either get Tylenol or advil. There are no aspirins in a yellow bottle in my house. White bottle, red cap or white bottle, white cap.

White bottle white cup is extra strength. Two of those and your heart start dancing the waltz.


I’m not specific about household drugs. I know robotusin is just cough syrup. Extra strength or no strength at all. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 19:05    Post subject:
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No. It's what I call aspirin. Tylenol and Advil are aspirins in my mind. Very Happy When I ask for aspirin I either get Tylenol or advil. There are no aspirins in a yellow bottle in my house. White bottle, red cap or white bottle, white cap.

White bottle white cup is extra strength. Two of those and your heart start dancing the waltz.


I’m not specific about household drugs. I know robotusin is just cough syrup. Extra strength or no strength at all. Very Happy


Oh, i gotcha Smile

Im pretty specific when it comes to medicine and what i take you know? better that way.


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 19:31    Post subject:
Ooo. I guess that's wise. Razz


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 20:04    Post subject:
not wise, rather common sense. Smile Im allergic to some medicine so i have to know whats in whatever im taking...unless i wanna break out in hives and shit.


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 20:16    Post subject:
I guess. I'm only allergic to penicillin. Almost had it injected into my bloodstream by a doctor who wasn't told of my allergy. Hehe. Dunno if it could’ve killed me or not, but now before shit’s about to be injected in me I ask if they know I’m allergic.


I don't take any meds tho. Only stuff like Tylenol or Advil for pain relief. And vitamin c. Very Happy I rarely get sick. Once a year or two years. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 21:18    Post subject:
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I guess. I'm only allergic to penicillin. Almost had it injected into my bloodstream by a doctor who wasn't told of my allergy. Hehe. Dunno if it could’ve killed me or not,


I'm allergic to penicillin too brings me out in what they call scarlet fever, a kind of skin rash Sad
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 21:23    Post subject:
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I don't take any meds tho. Only stuff like Tylenol or Advil for pain relief. And vitamin c. Very Happy I rarely get sick. Once a year or two years. Very Happy


You're 20 what do you expect. Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Oct 2006 07:48    Post subject: Re: Fuck,Felt in love with a lesbian!!!
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it's just so hard to explain how the fuck happened,but the truth is that i've felt in love with a lesbian,and now i fell fuckin' confused!!! Confused

wear a wig
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Oct 2006 11:07    Post subject:
im allergic to noting, weeeee. propably cause i never take medicin


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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Oct 2006 20:14    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
im allergic to noting, weeeee. propably cause i never take medicin


Me either Smile

(I think I might be allergic to mean people tho)
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Oct 2006 21:25    Post subject:
http://img220.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00506nm6.jpg

that isn't remote proof she's a lesbian. Its proof she doesn't mind hamming it up for the cam.
That is the weakest "kiss" ever. It also looks much like the prof porn "lesbian" type of kiss which rarely involves anything that looks like a good kiss but two girls just getting their mouths near one another.


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PostPosted: Mon, 16th Oct 2006 03:18    Post subject:
With that Billabong t-shirt she certainly look like a lesbian...probably a surfing tomboy?
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Nov 2006 22:41    Post subject:
Bem bonita a tua amiga, pena ser ou dizer k é les, mas força ai vai tentando... pode ser k mude de ideias Smile
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Nov 2006 22:46    Post subject:
what?


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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Nov 2006 22:48    Post subject:
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Bem bonita a tua amiga, pena ser ou dizer k é les, mas força ai vai tentando... pode ser k mude de ideias Smile



Eu suponho que você não observou o inglês nas arremetidas para fazer seu primeiro borne. Razz

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It is Portuguese.
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Nov 2006 22:52    Post subject:
sounds more like you try to speak after being at the dentist Razz


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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Nov 2006 22:56    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
x_reddevil_x wrote:
Bem bonita a tua amiga, pena ser ou dizer k é les, mas força ai vai tentando... pode ser k mude de ideias Smile



Eu suponho que você não observou o inglês nas arremetidas para fazer seu primeiro borne. Razz

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It is Portuguese.


you're portuguese? Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Nov 2006 22:58    Post subject:
skidrow wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
x_reddevil_x wrote:
Bem bonita a tua amiga, pena ser ou dizer k é les, mas força ai vai tentando... pode ser k mude de ideias Smile



Eu suponho que você não observou o inglês nas arremetidas para fazer seu primeiro borne. Razz

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It is Portuguese.


you're portuguese? Very Happy



No, LOL I just know how to use online translaters. Cool
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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Nov 2006 23:00    Post subject:
owh ahaha. that's ok Wink


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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jan 2007 17:55    Post subject:
Well,tuesday it's her birthday?i'm thinking in offer her a thong as birthday present,what do you guys think?


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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jan 2007 20:59    Post subject:
i think is a great present and she will love it Smile then you take a picture and show Smile
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jan 2007 21:02    Post subject:
I think you should buy her a strap on dildo. The gift that keeps on giving Wink


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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jan 2007 21:32    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
I think you should buy her a strap on dildo. The gift that keeps on giving Wink

You'd have to write a note on it then, like "I have one of these in my pants" or "My 'batteries' are superior to this dildo's 'batteries' " Wink
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jan 2007 21:39    Post subject:
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I think you should buy her a strap on dildo. The gift that keeps on giving Wink

That line really made my day! Thx Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jan 2007 21:46    Post subject:
My wife's sister is a "dyke" and she looks it to Razz Only did a guy once and she didn't like it, so ...I guess she did not shag the right guy Razz


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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jan 2007 22:42    Post subject:
Send her over to my place. I'll show her a good time. I have a working dreamcast.


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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jan 2007 22:48    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Send her over to my place. I'll show her a good time. I have a working dreamcast.


you are always so smooth with the ladys Razz and never with me Sad


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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jan 2007 22:54    Post subject:
That's cause I only have one blue controller and one pink one. I can't invite guys over to play with a pink one. Y'know. Sad It's embarassing!


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