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Suicide leads to the leak of half life 2
One day, one of the big men working at valve found out that Gabe was cheating on him with gabe's ex-wife. The big boy started to cry. He cried for hours, he cried for days and then weeks later when he stopped hear realized he had to do something. He wrote a note;
"Dear world,
Three weeks ago I have discovered that my lover, Gabe, had an affair with his ex wife. I begged him to stop seeing her and his kids but he did not. He walked away from my life and I shall walk away from his! Tonight I have decided to release the most anticipated game of all time, half life 2. Sadly the game hasn't been in production for at least a year and Gabe hid the truth from the public. He broke my heart and now he has to pay. Enclosed in the suitcase, hopefully beside my body, are four installation cd's of half life 2. This is what we have completed over the past 3 years.
Forgive me lord, I have made a mistake. I fell in love with a man who only used my sucking abilities to relax his muscles. I was used! I was ABUSED! And now I will have my revenge!
FUCK YOU GABE! FUCK VALVE! AND FUCK HALF LIFE 2"
And so when this wee boy committed suicide a naked nun happened to be walking by the body. She picked up the note and took the suitcase. She went home loaded up half life2 and made a back up of it. Then she went to the police with the note and game. After the suicide was claimed the nun went back home and began playing half life 2. But accidentally she put her half life 2 back up images in her kazaa folder. Within hours thousands of people have leeched half life 2 of her kazaa account!
MUWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
How did hl2 get leaked?
Is Gabe really gay?
Was the suicide a publicity stunt by valve?
Find out next week on the same anti-vavle thread!
At the same anti-valve channel!
que anti-half life theme song
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| Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2004 22:53 Post subject: |
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Just checked Gamespy and it says the release date is September 1st ?
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| Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2004 23:11 Post subject: |
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they fucked up the numbers again,they mean september 1, 2040 LOL
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| Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2004 23:26 Post subject: |
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ugh, this is getting annoying, stop trying to be funny.
HAY GUYS LOL DNF!1111111111111111111111
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| Posted: Sat, 28th Aug 2004 23:49 Post subject: |
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DNF RRRRUUUULLLLEEEEZZZZ!!!!!!!!
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SirCez
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| Posted: Sun, 29th Aug 2004 07:04 Post subject: |
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time to step inside...
didn't kown what is right!
waiting for the RLZ...
Illidan
DeamonHunter
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| Posted: Sun, 29th Aug 2004 16:37 Post subject: |
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Release Date September 1, 2004
Gamestar a german gamesmagazine
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| Posted: Sun, 29th Aug 2004 17:03 Post subject: |
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well you can forget about that, even games magazines can be wrong, Valve needs several weeks to continue preloading the game so dont expect it too soon, end of september, maybe october/november
greetz,
KrackHead
| TommyT wrote: | Release Date September 1, 2004
Gamestar a german gamesmagazine |
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| Posted: Sun, 29th Aug 2004 17:34 Post subject: |
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Thats too early. I do expect gold announcement then though.
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| Posted: Sun, 29th Aug 2004 17:37 Post subject: |
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When it says first of the month, that means THEY THINK its sometime DURING the month, not on the first.
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| Posted: Sun, 29th Aug 2004 20:59 Post subject: |
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well hope it is true, but for now I am sceptical about it
greetz KrackHead
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| Posted: Sun, 29th Aug 2004 22:09 Post subject: |
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fuck gabes a retard.
making his password "Gaben" LOL
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| Posted: Sun, 29th Aug 2004 22:11 Post subject: |
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obvioulsy valve/gabe dont have a clue about security lmao
- Let someone hack in and steal the source code for HL2
- Distribute the whole story and script of HL2 in a demo
- Let someone guess gabes password ( I mean seriously gabe.. how dumb do u have to be to make that your password)
LOL i think its all rather funny and sad at the same time
lol i saw someone posted this over at the fallout forums " Head of Valve Security - Mickey Mouse"
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| Posted: Mon, 30th Aug 2004 18:39 Post subject: |
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there are some fake versions on the net
Half.Life.II.REPACK.REAL.PROPER-VENGEANCE
I used to suck dicks for coke
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Mutantius
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damnet
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| Posted: Tue, 31st Aug 2004 15:12 Post subject: |
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Hi guys,
I have a hunch the game is going gold on monday 6-9-2004 (just my idea). Also a link for you guys, dont know if it is true/false but here it is:
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/8444/hl2done.jpg
greetz KrackHead
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Mcs[NBK]
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| Posted: Tue, 31st Aug 2004 15:15 Post subject: |
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Tue, 31st Aug 2004 15:33 Post subject: |
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nope.
After the chaos following the "Gold on Monday" post, Australia's "PC Powerplay" has, reportedly, got a page advertising next month's issue. The message is, as I'm sure you'll agree, quite simple. There are multiple scans of this page floating around, and the people I have spoken to do verify that the magazine's style is the same as the scanned images. The glaring grammar error is, apparently, typical of the magazine's current standards (Although it could also be that not everyone is a grammar nazi, and it looks neater this way.)
http://www.jaded-gamer.com/comment.php?324
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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| Posted: Tue, 31st Aug 2004 16:09 Post subject: |
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They wont have a review in their issue of PC Powerplay, but still have some great news according to their forum
greetz,
KrackHead
| Mutantius wrote: |
nope.
After the chaos following the "Gold on Monday" post, Australia's "PC Powerplay" has, reportedly, got a page advertising next month's issue. The message is, as I'm sure you'll agree, quite simple. There are multiple scans of this page floating around, and the people I have spoken to do verify that the magazine's style is the same as the scanned images. The glaring grammar error is, apparently, typical of the magazine's current standards (Although it could also be that not everyone is a grammar nazi, and it looks neater this way.)
http://www.jaded-gamer.com/comment.php?324 |
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| Posted: Tue, 31st Aug 2004 16:19 Post subject: |
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yup... Doom 3 Sucked! does half life2 suck too. hope not
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| Posted: Tue, 31st Aug 2004 16:33 Post subject: |
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I REALLY doubt that the mag knows more than anyone else. Since whn has Australia been at the forefront of anything?
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TheDamned
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| Posted: Tue, 31st Aug 2004 16:52 Post subject: |
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| Longfella wrote: | | yup... Doom 3 Sucked! does half life2 suck too. hope not |
+1.
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| Posted: Tue, 31st Aug 2004 18:22 Post subject: |
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i been reading PC Powerplay for years..
AWSOME magazine.. and are almost always right and know there shit
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