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EVILmono




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 16:16    Post subject:
I'm a bum...


"There are no innocent victims. If you're born on this planet, you are guilty, fuck you, end of report, next case, NEXT FUCKING CASE! Your birth certificate is proof of guilt!" - George Carlin
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 16:32    Post subject:
EVILmono wrote:
I'm a bum...

Good For You


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Spun[k]




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 16:50    Post subject:
I eat my own poo...


Sig too big.
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manwithplanxyz




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 16:58    Post subject:
compubrain3000 wrote:
manwithplanxyz wrote:
Student


High school.


Clevesa wrote:
Murder is the best way out of this that I see.
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Clevesa




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 17:00    Post subject:
Programmer Very Happy Working at the NovATech developing software for small companies Very Happy
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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 17:06    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
skidrow wrote:
ict-branche/freelance computerfixer.



and in the weekends i'm a boytoy for older women ;p j/k



and I am a older women who pimps him out Very Happy


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I make lots of money off of him Very Happy Sometimes I can get thesaint into the action 2. Then I make even more money Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


Thanks for the compliment that i am better looking than skidrow, mhahahah
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 17:09    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
skidrow wrote:
ict-branche/freelance computerfixer.



and in the weekends i'm a boytoy for older women ;p j/k



and I am a older women who pimps him out Very Happy


edit:


I make lots of money off of him Very Happy Sometimes I can get thesaint into the action 2. Then I make even more money Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


Thanks for the compliment that i am better looking than skidrow, mhahahah



I know, but as a tag team both of you are outstanding. I walk away rich Very Happy
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 17:29    Post subject:
Rich, but dissapointed.


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 17:34    Post subject:
I'm a Dad Smile


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Bonux




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 17:37    Post subject:
Construction architect Smile


Fast Eddie was the best Smile
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 17:41    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
I'm a Dad Smile


Can I see your resume? I've been trying to get a sweet gig like that for the past while, but nobody wants to hire me.

What qualifications do you need?

I heard marriage is one, but there are people out there without a license and they get away with it. So I’m a tad confused. I also don’t want to stumble upon the job. I want to feel that I earned it.


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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cnZ
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 17:41    Post subject:
just a guy with big dick who makes some cash Razz


yes
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 17:42    Post subject:
cnZ wrote:
just a guy with big dick who makes some cash Razz

Turning tricks at 53rd and 3rd?


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 22:41    Post subject:
Property management for my family since my dad got sick (and older). Sad
I have entirely too much free time on my hands as one might of noticed.




werder has the coolest job of all. Very Happy
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YourGod
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 22:46    Post subject:
I build firetrucks and HDR.

On a 2 week vacation and had a hard time remembering that info.


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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 23:00    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Property management for my family since my dad got sick (and older). Sad
I have entirely too much free time on my hands as one might of noticed.

HAHA i just read >This<
For those who aint norwegian\swedish\danish; its about an 19 year old girl who got summer job as an "Dildo tester" Very Happy

She likes the job Wink
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 23:08    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Property management for my family since my dad got sick (and older). Sad
I have entirely too much free time on my hands as one might of noticed.

HAHA i just read >This<
For those who aint norwegian\swedish\danish; its about an 19 year old girl who got summer job as an "Dildo tester" Very Happy

She likes the job Wink


Why did you quote me? Wink Are you trying to say I should become a dildo tester?

I perfer a real interactive man Very Happy Whatever she makes money wise can't be very much.
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 23:11    Post subject:
Education officer.


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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 23:11    Post subject:
Dude.. (i mean girl), you can do this job anywere (okok, maybe not public...) ^^

and btw, i think the girl earns quite well... Wink
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 23:21    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Dude.. (i mean girl), you can do this job anywere (okok, maybe not public...) ^^

and btw, i think the girl earns quite well... Wink


I am not hurting for money. Did it say how much she made? Just curious
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Jul 2006 23:58    Post subject:
Nah, but guess its around 16-20 dollars\hour.
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 01:09    Post subject:
Pounds my dear boy, pounds.

Plus I'm not a teacher, so I think you're getting confused.


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deelix
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 01:15    Post subject:
What are you talking about?

Im talking about USD

Ok, shes a girl maybe she only earns 100NOK = 16 USD\hour. www.xe.com ! ! !
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[sYn]
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 01:19    Post subject:
do you think there is a male equivalent of that job? Blow up doll tester?

I was once a corporate whore, I am now a student once more... and a web designer in my free time :\

Doing a BSc in Cybernetics.. fuuuun.. :\
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 01:30    Post subject:
My god he's gonna work for Cyberdyne. Quick someone call Sarah Connor.


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 01:46    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
Pounds my dear boy, pounds.

Plus I'm not a teacher, so I think you're getting confused.


I have been meaning to ask you. What exactly is that. Are you in admin?

We don't have anything like that here.
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manwithplanxyz




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 01:51    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Jenni wrote:
Pounds my dear boy, pounds.

Plus I'm not a teacher, so I think you're getting confused.


I have been meaning to ask you. What exactly is that. Are you in admin?

We don't have anything like that here.


I'm guessing it's something like a truant officer someone who makes sure kids goto school or somthing.


Clevesa wrote:
Murder is the best way out of this that I see.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 01:52    Post subject:
Girls talking in codes or what is 'pounds' ?
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Demonium
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 01:54    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Girls talking in codes or what is 'pounds' ?


The english currency.
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[sYn]
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Jul 2006 01:54    Post subject:
The pound is English currency..
£ = Pound
GBP = Great British POUND

Very Happy
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