Urinate in public
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deelix
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 20:56    Post subject: Urinate in public
So what happens if the cop bust you while urinating public at your place?
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Demonium
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 21:17    Post subject:
He pulls up a gun and shouts "DROP THE DICK"


jenni <3
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Bigperm




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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 21:25    Post subject:
Demonium wrote:
He pulls up a gun and shouts "DROP THE DICK"


Hahahaha. fucking classic. Almost made me fall out of my chair. Nice 1


I dont think they do anything here. Ive seen bums piss right infront of the cops, and they did nothing. Not 100% on that though.
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Demonium
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 21:54    Post subject:
Glad you liked it, but who wants to touch a smelly ol' bum anyways?


jenni <3
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deelix
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 21:56    Post subject:
So you don't get a ticket or something? You can just be urinating all over the place... that would be awesome.
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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 22:09    Post subject:
In holland you get a 45 euro fine.
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 22:22    Post subject:
In the states you can get a ticket/fine for indecent exposure.
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 22:23    Post subject:
ticket or a meeting with Mr. hands old buddy; Jack the "Pony"


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fraich3




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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 22:24    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
ticket or a meeting with Mr. hands old buddy; Jack the "Pony"

Good to live in denmark


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cnZ
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 23:01    Post subject:
i bet i can handle Pony's 60 inch cock
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 23:07    Post subject:
cnZ wrote:
i bet i can handle Pony's 60 inch cock


erm. overexagerating a bit.
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spankie
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 23:43    Post subject:
you get a fine for indecent behaviour or something like that. They will come up with something.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 23:53    Post subject:
You know what? When you have to pee you have to pee. I have peed many a times in public, been caught too. A cop wouldn't do anything if it was a group of girls I think. Sometimes they even get flirty Shocked
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deelix
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 23:56    Post subject:
Most be crap to be a girl at town... we can just drunk pee all around, we can get an 500$ ticket for that tho :/

Expensive to do crime in Norway.
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Photish




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PostPosted: Sat, 27th May 2006 00:11    Post subject:
Me and my mates got busted in thailand for pising on some embasy... nothing happend though, not even a fine.

I thought they where gonna shot us!

Here in DK some guy last year pissed on a wall and called it art, it was live in the news and all lol crazy shit - I do think he got a fine after some time, to many people protested against him, what a arsecracker
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th May 2006 00:13    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Most be crap to be a girl at town... we can just drunk pee all around, we can get an 500$ ticket for that tho :/

Expensive to do crime in Norway.



Haha It's crap to be a girl and have to use the girls can! Much easier to pee in guys can. And you would be shocked, the guys in there are so polite about it. If there is a line (ususally not) they let you cut in. I actually got a number in the guys can. hahah

About town Not at all, I have drunken pee talent. Even thou people walking by might know what I am doing they can't actually see anything plus you use your friends as blockers.
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cnZ
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th May 2006 00:17    Post subject:
also folks, remember, Stealth88 said Norway is the shittiest country to live.. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th May 2006 01:58    Post subject:
Demonium wrote:
He pulls up a gun and shouts "DROP THE DICK"
Laughing pure genius ..

You will get a dirty look & an obscene hand gesture .. depending on whether you laugh or not .. lol


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Kristian




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PostPosted: Sat, 27th May 2006 02:12    Post subject:
cnZ wrote:
also folks, remember, Stealth88 said Norway is the shittiest country to live.. Laughing

Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 27th May 2006 02:40    Post subject:
cnZ wrote:
also folks, remember, Stealth88 said Norway is the shittiest country to live.. Laughing

Well he's from Norway... We all know about the people from Norway... Twisted Evil


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TheGame110011001
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th May 2006 03:20    Post subject:
the police assrapes you. Thats why I never piss in the public Smile


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kirkblitz
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th May 2006 03:42    Post subject:
CRA$HH110011001 wrote:
the police assrapes you. Thats why I never piss in the public Smile


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