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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th May 2006 20:56    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
how about hornets?
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are you allergic to them?

One of my friends is and whenever we did a run with school he had to take the injection with him just in case he got stung Smile


Ahhhh spoiler OFF OFF GET IT OFFFFFFFFFF

Those are the worst! I had one that was 2 inches long fly past my neck. I almost passed out. I can feel my self get light headed.
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th May 2006 21:08    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Those are the worst! I had one that was 2 inches long fly past my neck. I almost passed out. I can feel my self get light headed.


looooooooool i went fishing with my bro-in-law once and a dragon fly flew right by me i fucking ran and ran and ran. Left my rod in the water and never got it back. But Jesus. Flies are fine. You can swap them. But dragon flies OMG they're huge! Laughing


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th May 2006 21:14    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Those are the worst! I had one that was 2 inches long fly past my neck. I almost passed out. I can feel my self get light headed.


looooooooool i went fishing with my bro-in-law once and a dragon fly flew right by me i fucking ran and ran and ran. Left my rod in the water and never got it back. But Jesus. Flies are fine. You can swap them. But dragon flies OMG they're huge! Laughing


Dragon flys are really cool. Some are big and some are small. I love them because one evening I sat and watched one dragon fly eat about 40 mosquitos in about 10 min's. I made my mind up right there that they were really cool and good to have around. They don't bit you either. They have really pretty shinny colors, blues and greens.

Some flies are not fine. Horse flys, and deer flys take chunks outta ya, hurts like a bitch. Bot flys lay eggs in your eyes cuz you to go blind. AND they spread hep A.

Dragon flys are the way to go.
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th May 2006 21:18    Post subject:
not when you're alone in a middle of nowhere and one just comes by buzzing its wings right by your ears Laughing


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th May 2006 21:20    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
not when you're alone in a middle of nowhere and one just comes by buzzing its wings right by your ears Laughing


Ya I think its fine. Hummingbirds freak me out if they do that cuz they sound a bit like a bee.
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th May 2006 21:26    Post subject:
I enjoy fucking spiders.
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th May 2006 21:46    Post subject:
Praetori wrote:
I enjoy fucking spiders.


Spiderophelia? Confused
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th May 2006 22:17    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Hummingbirds

never seen one Very Happy guess i'm lucky Very Happy


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th May 2006 22:35    Post subject:
Clevesa wrote:
Praetori wrote:
I enjoy fucking spiders.


Spiderophelia? Confused


Arachnophilia.
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th May 2006 00:23    Post subject:
dragonflys bite fucking hard. its worse then a wasp that stings you 5 times in the same place. i only accidentally sat on the thing, and it started to attack me, whats that all about


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PostPosted: Sat, 20th May 2006 00:28    Post subject:
I had no idea they bit.

Imagion that, him attacking you cuz you almost squashed him with your ass. LOL
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th May 2006 03:27    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Injurious wrote:
not when you're alone in a middle of nowhere and one just comes by buzzing its wings right by your ears Laughing


Ya I think its fine. Hummingbirds freak me out if they do that cuz they sound a bit like a bee.


Birds are fuckin evil Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: Sat, 20th May 2006 04:26    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Injurious wrote:
not when you're alone in a middle of nowhere and one just comes by buzzing its wings right by your ears Laughing


Ya I think its fine. Hummingbirds freak me out if they do that cuz they sound a bit like a bee.


Birds are fuckin evil Twisted Evil


I have a parrot. I let her groom my eye lashes. Haven't lost a eye yet.

This is her. She talks "wanna kiss" "hello" " Come here" and "OK" cuz I say that alot on the phone. I also trained her to shit in the toilet!!! How cool is that. She loves to sleep inside my shirt.




I also had a pet chicken (rooster) for a while. I hatched him from an egg and I was imprinted on him. He thought he was a people. I would watch TV and he would sleep on my lap for hours all streched out. I couldn't train him to poop in the toilet!
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th May 2006 04:29    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:


Ya I think its fine. Hummingbirds freak me out if they do that cuz they sound a bit like a bee.


Birds are fuckin evil Twisted Evil


I have a parrot. I let her groom my eye lashes. Haven't lost a eye yet.

This is her. She talks "wanna kiss" "hello" " Come here" and "OK" cuz I say that alot on the phone. I also trained her to shit in the toilet!!! How cool is that. She loves to sleep inside my shirt.




I also had a pet chicken (rooster) for a while. I hatched him from an egg and I was imprinted on him. He thought he was a people. I would watch TV and he would sleep on my lap for hours all streched out. I couldn't train him to poop in the toilet!


Well, a pet bird is cool.

Wild birds, nope. I hate them and they like to attack me for some fuckin reason. Happens atleast once every summer, sucks Sad


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PostPosted: Sat, 20th May 2006 04:37    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


Birds are fuckin evil Twisted Evil


I have a parrot. I let her groom my eye lashes. Haven't lost a eye yet.

This is her. She talks "wanna kiss" "hello" " Come here" and "OK" cuz I say that alot on the phone. I also trained her to shit in the toilet!!! How cool is that. She loves to sleep inside my shirt.




I also had a pet chicken (rooster) for a while. I hatched him from an egg and I was imprinted on him. He thought he was a people. I would watch TV and he would sleep on my lap for hours all streched out. I couldn't train him to poop in the toilet!


Well, a pet bird is cool.

Wild birds, nope. I hate them and they like to attack me for some fuckin reason. Happens atleast once every summer, sucks Sad


What do they do? just swoop down outta the sky at you? Must be crows. You have to be doing something. Maybe they like the white bald shiny head? J/K Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th May 2006 04:40    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:


I have a parrot. I let her groom my eye lashes. Haven't lost a eye yet.

This is her. She talks "wanna kiss" "hello" " Come here" and "OK" cuz I say that alot on the phone. I also trained her to shit in the toilet!!! How cool is that. She loves to sleep inside my shirt.




I also had a pet chicken (rooster) for a while. I hatched him from an egg and I was imprinted on him. He thought he was a people. I would watch TV and he would sleep on my lap for hours all streched out. I couldn't train him to poop in the toilet!


Well, a pet bird is cool.

Wild birds, nope. I hate them and they like to attack me for some fuckin reason. Happens atleast once every summer, sucks Sad


What do they do? just swoop down outta the sky at you? Must be crows. You have to be doing something. Maybe they like the white bald shiny head? J/K Very Happy


Yeah, they fly at me and stuff. No crow has attacked me, atleast I dont think so. I dont know much about birds tho. Still, a few black birds have tried to get me...i hope they werent crows, thats not a good sign Shocked


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PostPosted: Sat, 20th May 2006 04:58    Post subject:
bird flu is coming to get you.


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PostPosted: Sat, 20th May 2006 05:19    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


Well, a pet bird is cool.

Wild birds, nope. I hate them and they like to attack me for some fuckin reason. Happens atleast once every summer, sucks Sad


What do they do? just swoop down outta the sky at you? Must be crows. You have to be doing something. Maybe they like the white bald shiny head? J/K Very Happy


Yeah, they fly at me and stuff. No crow has attacked me, atleast I dont think so. I dont know much about birds tho. Still, a few black birds have tried to get me...i hope they werent crows, thats not a good sign Shocked



I am sure the were crows if they were black and dive bombing you. Those are more agressive wild birds exp if a nest is nearby. Seagulls are worse only if you have food. They attack you at Stanley Park in front of the aquarium.

Harbingers of Death circling your head.

(hahah Makes me think of summoning ravens in Diablo)
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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Jun 2006 17:20    Post subject:
spider is very dangerous in somewhere.
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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Jun 2006 17:29    Post subject:
friend of mine got bitten by a black widow once. doctors had to inject him with anit-venom. shit, he looked like crap and almost died...


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 02:18    Post subject:
Yondaime wrote:
Aw fuck, I shouldn't have read this thread. I've never been scared of spiders, though I do hate crawling things.

But now, I'm seriously considering just staying up the whole night, cause I really won't be able to sleep tonight. FUCKING HELL!!!

ARGH. DAMN SPIDERS. :'(

Atleast I've got two cats keeping guard of me.


I got bite by a spider camping (2 times) on my leg. Now I have 2 ugly red dots on my leg and they really bother me.
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 02:35    Post subject:
Yondaime wrote:
Aw fuck, I shouldn't have read this thread. I've never been scared of spiders, though I do hate crawling things.

But now, I'm seriously considering just staying up the whole night, cause I really won't be able to sleep tonight. FUCKING HELL!!!

ARGH. DAMN SPIDERS. :'(

Atleast I've got two cats keeping guard of me.

i have 3 cats and still find spiders some are fairly decent sized aswell , cant believe they miss them Rolling Eyes
seriously next time you see a spider try and make one of you cats see it, stick there head right next to the damn thing , point at it with a stick.
cats are dumb and wont see that theres a spider Laughing

also some cats dont eat bugs!
one of my cats will eat any kind of bug within seconds of seeing it , another will play with the bug for a few mins before eating it, the 3rd one just sits there prodding whatever bug it is until it gets bored Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Jun 2006 02:41    Post subject:
snop1050 wrote:
Yondaime wrote:
Aw fuck, I shouldn't have read this thread. I've never been scared of spiders, though I do hate crawling things.

But now, I'm seriously considering just staying up the whole night, cause I really won't be able to sleep tonight. FUCKING HELL!!!

ARGH. DAMN SPIDERS. :'(

Atleast I've got two cats keeping guard of me.

i have 3 cats and still find spiders some are fairly decent sized aswell , cant believe they miss them Rolling Eyes
seriously next time you see a spider try and make one of you cats see it, stick there head right next to the damn thing , point at it with a stick.
cats are dumb and wont see that theres a spider Laughing

also some cats dont eat bugs!
one of my cats will eat any kind of bug within seconds of seeing it , another will play with the bug for a few mins before eating it, the 3rd one just sits there prodding whatever bug it is until it gets bored Laughing



My dog is a huge fly hunter. He goes crazy trying to catch them. Sometimes if I am really mean I catch the spider and put it into the fish tank. I have 2 60 gallon tanks. One fresh water and one salt water. My clown fish loves to eat spiders. It really mean so mostly I stick them outside.
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