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kumkss
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 Posted: Thu, 4th May 2006 22:13 Post subject: semen acts as an anti-depressant |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 5th May 2006 00:15 Post subject: |
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awww...through the vagina only? 
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nerrd
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| Posted: Fri, 5th May 2006 00:23 Post subject: |
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It also makes a great eye lubricant, toothpaste and mayo substitute.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 5th May 2006 00:25 Post subject: |
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| nerrd wrote: | | It also makes a great eye lubricant, toothpaste and mayo substitute. |
And you know this from experience....?    |
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kumkss
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| Posted: Fri, 5th May 2006 01:03 Post subject: |
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well... actually i will say to my girl, that it is ESPECIALY workful if she eats it from the direct source... you don't have to show her this thread.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 5th May 2006 01:30 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | Quote: | | What's more, the longer the interval since they last had sex, the more depressed the women who never or sometimes used condoms got. But the time since the last sexual encounter made no difference to the mood of women who usually or always used condoms. |
ohh these poor sexless women  |
Funny...I cant find these sex deprived women...
Horny women yes, deprived, nope  |
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| Posted: Fri, 5th May 2006 02:03 Post subject: |
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nice always knew eating my own seamen was of great benefit to my wellbeeing (no im not beeing serious)
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| Posted: Fri, 5th May 2006 02:42 Post subject: |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 5th May 2006 05:30 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | | pistolshrimp wrote: |
ohh these poor sexless women |
Funny...I cant find these sex deprived women...
Horny women yes, deprived, nope |
Thats because they are depressed and don't leave the house. Change of careers on your horizon? Mailman, milkman, door to door salesman? LOL |
Naw, pool boy!
Ive got the body and hair for it
I have dreads btw |
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| Posted: Fri, 5th May 2006 07:07 Post subject: |
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Ohhhhh, YES! Pool Boy is perfect! All you need now is some rich, depressed women and you can "pool" service their needs. LOL
Makes me think of the "pool boy" skit that MAD TV does.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 5th May 2006 23:31 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | Ohhhhh, YES! Pool Boy is perfect! All you need now is some rich, depressed women and you can "pool" service their needs. LOL
Makes me think of the "pool boy" skit that MAD TV does. |
You makes jokes but something like that happened last year. My bud has his own landscaping business.
One weekend one of his crew called in sick so he asked me if I could go give him a hand. We had to cut the grass of this HUGE mansion in Woodbridge and repair the fence.
Its like 30 degree's out side and were workin away. All of a sudden we hear "you guys want some drinks?". We both turned around and I swear, 3 of the hottest girls ive ever seen were standing there...and they were ready to get freaky to. But then the father came out and chewed out my buddy (and me, but i didnt give a fuck) for hittin on his daughters...
It was funny cause they'd watch us from the back window and every so often we'd see the father come and shoo them away and then they'd come back
Good times
I have been a pool boy before, when I was youngin, did it for a month or so...but alas, I didnt find me a desperate housewife |
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Bigperm
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| Posted: Sat, 6th May 2006 00:01 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 6th May 2006 00:15 Post subject: |
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I think it's bullshit.
The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the vagina.
Hahahhaha, go away plz....
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| Posted: Sat, 6th May 2006 11:23 Post subject: |
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well when i shoot my load on my girls tongue she spits and says EW, that doesnt sound very uplifting to me :s (serious)
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| Posted: Sat, 6th May 2006 12:05 Post subject: |
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| watergem wrote: | | well when i shoot my load on my girls tongue she spits and says EW, that doesnt sound very uplifting to me :s (serious) |
Thats because your cum tastes like shit.
I can't imagine why you would decide to post such useless information. It's almost as bad as accelleron trying to make out he's running some game.
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| Posted: Sat, 6th May 2006 12:14 Post subject: |
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Soon women will able to buy this at there local chemist or from there doctor for free.
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| Posted: Sat, 6th May 2006 12:49 Post subject: |
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I watched a show once where woman was buying semen from men and inviting other women to her home and saying she's got some special next-gen-facial-creme...
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| Posted: Sat, 6th May 2006 14:29 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | | watergem wrote: | | well when i shoot my load on my girls tongue she spits and says EW, that doesnt sound very uplifting to me :s (serious) |
Thats because your cum tastes like shit.
I can't imagine why you would decide to post such useless information. It's almost as bad as accelleron trying to make out he's running some game. |
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My girlfriend does the same thing, she says it tastes salty and bitter. I don't blame her. |
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Spun[k]
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sat, 6th May 2006 23:29 Post subject: |
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This thread is gettin fuckin disgusting
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vortex66
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| Posted: Sat, 6th May 2006 23:41 Post subject: |
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i read semen is good against breast cancer
think someone posted it here on Nforce btw some years ago
HOODLUM - Definite Supremacy
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| Posted: Sun, 7th May 2006 21:39 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | | watergem wrote: | | well when i shoot my load on my girls tongue she spits and says EW, that doesnt sound very uplifting to me :s (serious) |
Thats because your cum tastes like shit.
I can't imagine why you would decide to post such useless information. It's almost as bad as accelleron trying to make out he's running some game. |
Ok, you're implying that me asking for advice on how to break up with a girl because I have another girl in my life worse than him describing ejaculating on his girlfriend?
Somewhere, logic died a little today. |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sun, 7th May 2006 21:55 Post subject: |
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| Nailbiter wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | | This thread is gettin fuckin disgusting |
SWALLOW! |
hahahaha |
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| Posted: Sun, 7th May 2006 23:23 Post subject: |
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| Accelleron wrote: | | AnimalMother wrote: | | watergem wrote: | | well when i shoot my load on my girls tongue she spits and says EW, that doesnt sound very uplifting to me :s (serious) |
Thats because your cum tastes like shit.
I can't imagine why you would decide to post such useless information. It's almost as bad as accelleron trying to make out he's running some game. |
Ok, you're implying that me asking for advice on how to break up with a girl because I have another girl in my life worse than him describing ejaculating on his girlfriend?
Somewhere, logic died a little today. |
No, i'm implying that him pretending he ejaculates on his girlfriend is almost as bad as you pretending you have multiple girlfriends.
I can't see any other reason for his post other them him trying to tell us "I cum on my girlfriends tongue! Really!".
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Mon, 8th May 2006 03:16 Post subject: |
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how bout you just cum in your hand and pretend its your girl friends mouth? Problem solved, that way you can eat it and be happy.
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| Posted: Mon, 8th May 2006 07:04 Post subject: |
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| kirkblitz wrote: | | how bout you just cum in your hand and pretend its your girl friends mouth? Problem solved, that way you can eat it and be happy. |
That's... I dunno.
It's just....
Gaw...
Fuck...
Hahahaha... Man, If I get some of my semen on my hands by playing with myself, i have to take a bath, and scrub my hand until it's squeaky clean. Fuck. That shit is just.... JESUS! That's like not taking a bath for two weeks and running your fingers through your greasy hair and then having a go at some left over French Fries. FUCKING SICK
AM, let the guy have his fun. Is it really bothering you THAT MUCH? I'm sure 97% of the guys on this forum have had at least one girlfriend. So, if ACC wants to have fun with two... let him. All you have to worry about is to make sure that next time you pick up an Asian hooker, you ask her does she know him. That's all.
It’s not like you’re gonna bump uglies with her if she did… you’ll just double wrap and not exchange any oral fluids. That’s all
I just don’t see why you’d make a big deal out of something so small…
And yes, tasting your own semen makes you very incredibly gay! If you do it... god will take away your hunger for women and, if by luck you manage to reproduce, he'll rape your children and give them mental retardation as a next level STD.
FUCKING SICK!
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. |
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Grees
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| Posted: Mon, 8th May 2006 08:20 Post subject: |
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A splash of semen in your vagina a day, keeps the prozac away.
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