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Sedolf

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Posted: Wed, 26th Apr 2006 09:40 Post subject: I'm sick again!	Quick Quote Quote

Today I woke up - headache, sore throat, low fever (37,7°) and ugly sniffles. I still feel shitty. Today I should go to some interview for community service, very harmless stuff but I didnt want to - so I got sick. How? Did I run around naked outside? No. Did I see some sick person and tried to get infected? No. I just thought about being sick - the day before. It's incredible, but it always works. If I want to get sick I just think about it. That way I got the honor to miss over 170 hours of the final school year (tho I still graduated with a grade point average of 1,5). I'm one lazy bastard! Yesterday I felt great, no fever at all. I can now decide if I want to be still sick tomorrow or not - but since I want to do this crappy interview on Thursday I'm gonna recover, just by thinking about being healthy again. Magic! I'm not simulating, I'm not a hypochondriac - I'm a psychic master of illness! I guess I could even have aids if I just think about it long enough..anyone else here has these special powahs?

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pistolshrimp
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Posted: Wed, 26th Apr 2006 10:33 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Thats your SuperPower (We can call it the sick superpower) Everybody has one just sometimes you don't know what it is. Mine is that I always know what time it is and I don't wear a watch. I am never more then 10 mins off. Friends test me all the time. It freaks them out.

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Spun[k]

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Posted: Wed, 26th Apr 2006 13:19 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

woow.. I can pretend to be sick to... and tell people that I really am sick.. thats awesome. I can scratch my head with my feets.. thats so keeewl, Im so keewl. ya Sig too big.

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AnimalMother

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Posted: Wed, 26th Apr 2006 15:55 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Once you're out of your teens that a pretty useless superpower though, because then you should really be responsible for yourself, so you decide if you want to do something or not. You can just phone up the boss and say you're ill, job done. There is no nagging parent. Unless of course you can cure yourself if you get ill and you don't want to be. Then it would be uber. From this day forward you shall be known as 'PSYCHOSOMATIC MAN!' In actual fact I've done some research into this for a behavioural science module essay, and most people have the ability to some degree. But it's unusual for someone to consciously direct it in such a way. "Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D "Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"

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pistolshrimp
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Posted: Wed, 26th Apr 2006 20:23 Post subject:

AnimalMother wrote:

Once you're out of your teens that a pretty useless superpower though, because then you should really be responsible for yourself, so you decide if you want to do something or not.

You can just phone up the boss and say you're ill, job done. There is no nagging parent.

Unless of course you can cure yourself if you get ill and you don't want to be. Then it would be uber.

From this day forward you shall be known as 'PSYCHOSOMATIC MAN!'

In actual fact I've done some research into this for a behavioural science module essay, and most people have the ability to some degree. But it's unusual for someone to consciously direct it in such a way. Smile

Did your behavioural science teach anything about my telling time without the watch superpower? Maybe I am part Druid.

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AnimalMother

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Posted: Wed, 26th Apr 2006 21:13 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Is it purely a guess, or do you base it on past observations of the time from a watch etc? "Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D "Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"

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deelix
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Posted: Wed, 26th Apr 2006 21:30 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Take some C-vitamins and shit, and you'll be fine ^^

pistolshrimp
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Posted: Thu, 27th Apr 2006 06:41 Post subject:

AnimalMother wrote:

Is it purely a guess, or do you base it on past observations of the time from a watch etc?

Purely a guess. I don't wear a watch.
Its a a bit of a game now when we are kayaking because they know I definately not wearing a watch. A few times on really cloudy days I have been off, and sun glasses seem to fuck it up. They figured out I have about a 95% accuracy. They ask me maybe 3 or 4 times a day during the 3 weeks we are out. If I am cooking sometime I seem to know 1 minute before the timer goes off too. Even with an alarm clock. In the morning I wake up 1 minute before the alarm goes off even if I am getting up at different times, even if its 4 am and I went to bed at 12 or so.

I am the human sundial.

My friends super power is that he can levitate birds. He doesn't understand why people aren't very impressed.

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