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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2022 21:47    Post subject:
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Mais pourquoi ? Je ne comprends pas la blague. Sad


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2022 22:14    Post subject:
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Oh, je ne le savais pas ça. Blague carambar Very Happy


Oh, carrément, j'ai un humour de merde Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2022 23:25    Post subject:
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Lol moi aussi. Il fait froid ici. On a passé le journée dehors dans le nature. Pantalons de ski et tout ça. Il y a de la neige sur les montagnes déjà. ( Jai du mal a écrire le français mais au moins je peux le parler. Presque. Kinda. Un peu)


Ca me semble être une journée parfaite! Very Happy
Et au contraire, tu t'exprimes non seulement sans faute, mais parfaitement!

Alors, je ne sais pas jauger ton progrès, mais tu peux être incroyablement fier de ton niveau actuel, et de toi! Smile
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PostPosted: Wed, 14th Dec 2022 12:18    Post subject:
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Je n'ai pas l'habitude d'une telle différence de température entre l'été et l'hiver. oooof.


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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Mar 2023 22:15    Post subject:
sacré bleu!
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PostPosted: Sun, 26th Mar 2023 22:42    Post subject:
Bonjour, comment ca va? Et comment tu t'appelles? Je mange pain et fromage.



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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jun 2023 02:14    Post subject:
Ou sont les toilettes et les prostitues?
(only french I know, and probably butchered it)


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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jun 2023 13:10    Post subject:
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Ou sont les toilettes et les prostitues?


You're quite nasty. Whore and toilets? Very Happy



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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Jun 2023 21:00    Post subject:
Not my fault, only words I remember out of like the 30 I picked up on from a french friend.

Like only thing I can say in hebrew is: "Listen to me, whore".
Because I kept hearing over and over it while onsite with my best friend (the guy Avi I talk about sometimes) that got me this job, while he argued with his cheating now ex-wife on the phone right before a divorce.

I had to ask him "What does tokshivali zoona mean?" (I dont know how to spell it, its how it sounds phonetically)
"It means listen to me whore, or listen here whore"


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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Jun 2023 02:43    Post subject:
"tokshivali zoona". Good. Now I can whisper sweet nothings into LeoSatan's ear.


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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Jun 2023 10:50    Post subject:
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Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Oct 2026 21:36    Post subject:
@Nalo
La Peste russe, c'est le nouveau Covid, j'imagine. Smile

@tonizito
Gemini explique : « Les ours bruns albinos présentent un véritable albinisme, se traduisant par un pelage blanc ou pâle, une truffe rose et des yeux roses ou clairs en raison d'une absence totale de mélanine. Les ours polaires, eux, possèdent une pigmentation normale sous leur fourrure : leur peau est d'un noir profond pour absorber la chaleur, et leurs yeux ainsi que leur truffe sont sombres. »
L'ours figurant sur la photo n'est donc pas un ours brun albinos, mais un ours polaire ordinaire. Par conséquent, on ignore pourquoi il est en colère. Laughing

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"tokshivali zoona". Good. Now I can whisper sweet nothings into LeoSatan's ear.

J'ai d'abord cru que c'était du géorgien. Laughing

En hébreu, ce serait « takshIvi lee zonA ».


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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Oct 2026 21:56    Post subject:
Plandemique 2? Seulement 2 cas non?
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Oct 2026 00:59    Post subject:
In other words, French is one ugly languagequex. Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Oct 2026 01:06    Post subject:
Ooh la la baguette

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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Oct 2026 02:22    Post subject:
Omelette du fromage
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Oct 2026 08:06    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Oct 2026 13:55    Post subject:
M4trix wrote:
In other words, French is one ugly languagequex. Laughing


Ce n'est pas vrai. Tu devrais avoir honte de dire tel conneries monsieur le Kroat. Cool Face
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Oct 2026 16:42    Post subject:
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