Fucking heat
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Jul 2026 18:43    Post subject:
At the top of their game and at the head of the top ministries here, this one is just the latest:
https://theportugalpost.com/posts/interior-minister-luis-neves-under-pressure-drug-evidence-found-at-friends-firm-coalition-fractures-deepen

Thank god we can make fun of ebul drumpf or putin though, guys like those would never be elected here amirite? Laughing Crying or Very sad


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Jul 2026 19:10    Post subject:
Haha yeah, just a normal caralho/cazzo Tuesday in our banana republics Laughing

I mean, cocaine and underage prostitution have been an integral part of Italy's government for ~20 years (..and they still are, despite the OG being dead)
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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Jul 2026 21:17    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Haha yeah, just a normal caralho/cazzo Tuesday in our banana republics Laughing

I mean, cocaine and underage prostitution have been an integral part of Italy's government for ~20 years (..and they still are, despite the OG being dead)


Tried to find the articled (scapped by now) of that major Belgian politician, Jan Jambon, that said something like:

"In a normal country I would have resigned, but not for these monkeys (ie: the Belgian people)".
You can always count on EU politcians to keep it classy Laughing

EDIT for clarity:
Jambon spoke on 5 May 2001 at the 50th Anniversary Celebration of the Flemish Eastern Front Community Sint-Maartensfonds v.z.w., a former organization of Flemish former volunteers of the Flemish Legion and the Waffen-SS


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madmax17




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Aug 2026 21:16    Post subject:


It's so hot I earned my first, of many, Toasty badge on Garmin Evil or Very Mad
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Aug 2026 21:40    Post subject:
What why? Why does garmin have steam/xbox like achievements?


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M4trix




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Aug 2026 22:01    Post subject:
We are all fucking then !


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madmax17




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Aug 2026 22:34    Post subject:
Nothing like steam, they simply motivate you to work out hard(er) every month (and compete with your 'friends').
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Aug 2026 22:48    Post subject:
I guess I don't get it then Razz I dont see how it's an achievement, you didn't do anything. The world did.
Maybe it's just me random free digital badges wouldn't motive me to do anything more than I was. And sure as hell don't want social media like connections in my GPS/Weather/Workout app.

Dunno feels like a Garmin airplane terminal popping up "Sky High. You earned this badge for flying over 20,000 ft. Other people near you that earned it: (photos of random other people flying)"


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madmax17




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Aug 2026 23:08    Post subject:
DXWarlock wrote:
I guess I don't get it then Razz I dont see how it's an achievement, you didn't do anything. The world did.
Maybe it's just me random free digital badges wouldn't motive me to do anything more than I was. And sure as hell don't want social media like connections in my GPS/Weather/Workout app.

Dunno feels like a Garmin airplane terminal popping up "Sky High. You earned this badge for flying over 20,000 ft. Other people near you that earned it: (photos of random other people flying)"

Well yeah this is more of a fun (annoying) badge.

A real workout badge would be me getting 80km cycling workout a few months ago.
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zenux




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Aug 2026 23:55    Post subject:
What is the maximum outside temperature for workout that Garmin's board of shareholders jerks off to & dispatches to the test subject a digital positive encouragement? Razz
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2026 13:44    Post subject:
zenux wrote:
What is the maximum outside temperature for workout that Garmin's board of shareholders jerks off to & dispatches to the test subject a digital positive encouragement? Razz

Last year I did a 24km walk that started at 12pm and the outcome was a peeling head.

Hopefully it's not that. Laughing


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zenux




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2026 15:51    Post subject:
What I mean is, there shouldn't be a badge, but a red warning: Danger, Will Robinson! According to the sensor data, you are working out under scorching heat. Stop it at once, get inside and stay hydrated
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2026 16:31    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
zenux wrote:
What is the maximum outside temperature for workout that Garmin's board of shareholders jerks off to & dispatches to the test subject a digital positive encouragement? Razz

Last year I did a 24km walk that started at 12pm and the outcome was a peeling head.

Hopefully it's not that. Laughing
Jibba... You do multi hour strolls without covering your head?! Mind Is Full Of Fuck


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2026 18:14    Post subject:
Look, I understand. But during the hot months, I sweat so much, practically almost all hats are drenched by the end of a single walk/hike, and that means throwing to the bin, since they don’t take to washing machines or even manual wash. And I hate sunscreen when walking since that thing is so oily, it’s like rubbing butter on myself, and that shit starts dripping into my eyes, making it very hard to see. It also discolors my shirts. The smart thing is to just do the walks at night or early morning, but at that time, the lizard brain “must see the sea nooww hurr durr” won. Laughing

I lose 1.5-3 KG of my body weight in sweat after a fast walk during the hot hours. It’s actually insane, and actually a confidence booster Laughing after that energy excursion. I get no other joy from exercise, unlike other people who seem to feel orgasms or whatever from gyms. I feel fatigue and pain. Laughing


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2026 19:36    Post subject:
I completely understand as i am the exact same. Always completely drenched in sweat when i take quick walks. Cant say i walk insane 24km, but i do enjoy long walks and hikes. Always same results
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2026 22:22    Post subject:
1 hour walks for me and I also sweat out a bit (t-shirt gets the worst of it), guess we have better hats/washing machines here since they can be washed at 20C with no shrinking/deforming issues so far Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Aug 2026 00:44    Post subject:
oriental music always plays everytime I go outside for a walk and in the afternoon that's just suicide.
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