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HubU
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Jun 2026 23:41    Post subject:
And my people? Belgium-IRGC match?
Fucking boring.


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kumkss




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2026 04:10    Post subject:
What a generation this is, they're incredible at scoring goals! Competition is intense! Very Happy
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friketje




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2026 07:51    Post subject:
World class strikers against national level defenders, it’s not that spectacular.

Seeing how Argentinian players are allowed to make fouls all the time and get away with it is seems FIFA has allready decided they should win it again just like in 2022.
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2026 16:11    Post subject:
It was inevitable after the ol' rough 1vs1 man marking was abandoned in favour of fluid football, with higher defensive lines and the playing out from the back at all costs(tm) which can lead to very silly outcomes -- especially if the teams implementing it lack the elementary skills to pull it off. Also helps the fact that attacking players are generally more protected and shielded by modern rules/technology (i.e. long are the days since the absolutely brutal Gentile vs Maradona clashes Laughing)
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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Jun 2026 20:56    Post subject:
Nah, just fucking around. The Mannschaft is gonna do it, no issue Very Happy

AFTER MATCH EDIT: I was wrong, and that's... good!


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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Jun 2026 00:38    Post subject:
Ivory Coast came short of facing San Marino, so whatever, but Germany got told.

The Equadorians just styled, excellent match for them.

UNRELATED:

I'm usually not a gambling man, but I put 20 on France and 20 on Japan.

I got a 91€ payout for France, a 820€ one for Japan.
While France (and yes, I hate myself for it) might be the winning one, those Nihon fucks might just also do it!

Solid bracket, team and, as always, with a bit of luck...


Anyway, I'm all for the Nibblas and Hentai teams Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Jun 2026 11:00    Post subject:
https://x.com/FootyHumour/status/2071029426389762238
https://xcancel.com/FootyHumour/status/2071029426389762238
Laughing

Maybe there's time for another white house visit so he can ask drumpf if we can play all the remaining games including the final against Uzbekistan?


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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Jun 2026 15:30    Post subject:


Usa - Bosnia Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2026 09:45    Post subject:
Germany out, netherlands out but what the fuck were those penalties? Germany whole 120 minutes was a stinker.
Shame that Japan lost very late goal against Brasil...


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jul 2026 01:07    Post subject:
Buckle up Tonizito !


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jul 2026 01:08    Post subject:
derp7 will show everyone how it's done! (just don't ask him questions about messi after the game Laughing)


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jul 2026 01:37    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
derp7 will show everyone how it's done! (just don't ask him questions about messi after the game Laughing)


What you think of Rapist Ronaldo?
Do you think the team would be better off without him?

Dude brings nothing at all, cant run, cant defense, will score tap in.

Probably time to retire and fuck off to the sunset but as long as he still plays Portugal team will suffer.


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jul 2026 11:37    Post subject:
Don't really care that much about él fúsbol nowadays, to be honest. As for dipshit7, I think there's enough data from several games showing that when he's benched portulol plays better so...


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jul 2026 12:06    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jul 2026 23:39    Post subject:
Fuck you FIFA cunts !

https://i.imgur.com/oksc9Hn.mp4



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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jul 2026 08:29    Post subject:
We are fucked.
After Koeman decided he didn't need a midfield and fielded 5 defenders against Marocco's 1 attakcer, he retired after the most abysmal coaching performance in football history leaving the national side after not winning a single match against a top 25 ranked side during is run
So who has to be the new coach? Fans are thinking about Arne Slot or Peter Bosz.

No, it's rumored to be Micheal Reiziger. With zero experience as a head coach and the former assistant of Ronald Koeman and he was part of the staff that believed it was an execelent idea to field 5 defenders and no midfield against Marocco.

And off course this is gonna happen, cause somehow they appointed Nigel de Jong as director of Football at the football association (also without zero experience for the job and not looking classy with his tatoos comming out of his suit but he, capped footballer, you can't go wrong with that) and they were teammates once
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jul 2026 21:10    Post subject:
Canada is out, Morocco wins 0:3 Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Jul 2026 13:18    Post subject:
Fucking Paraguay, playing a shitty, defensive and foul-based game complaining a clearly superior team won...

I hate teams like that: You're facing a real team, so you play the super defensive/opportunistic game that just counter-attacks if the opponents lose the ball in a key offensive manoeuvre.

And then go nuts with the fouls/simulation/running of the clock to, again, try and stall everything until the penalty phase where you can have a chance.

What a stale, lame, boring type of play.
Glad France got rid of them.


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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Jul 2026 15:17    Post subject:
M4trix wrote:
Would


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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Jul 2026 17:49    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
M4trix wrote:
Would


Don't let desperation sink in before your people meet Los Espanioles.


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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Jul 2026 19:35    Post subject:
FIFA was always a fucking joke but holy shit.


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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Jul 2026 19:40    Post subject:
I never thought that I would miss Blatter.


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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Jul 2026 19:40    Post subject:
Corrupt pieces of shit.


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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Jul 2026 22:17    Post subject:
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Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Jul 2026 23:52    Post subject:
gaaaaaawwwwwdayuuuum NOR kurwwas Surprised


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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Jul 2026 00:00    Post subject:
It's all a setup anyways. Messi and Noraldo are in the finals.


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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Jul 2026 00:18    Post subject:
Great game by Norway
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