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 Posted: Sat, 22nd Apr 2006 00:58 Post subject: Motherfucking Helicopters. |
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Ok, so we got the senior asshole of the United States of Asinine Bullshit coming for a visit around my place. Of course, the military thought that it should show the people how good of a job it is doing keeping a dipshit that 3/4's of the world wishes would drop dead alive. So, they decided to wall off the fucking streets with Humvies. Literally, roadblocks, like this shit you see in the movies. This totally fucked up traffic. And now, some smart-ass motherfucker decided that they should add fucking helicopters in the mess. They now have 3 wings, each with 5 helicopters, patrolling the area right above my fucking school and house. And since these motheruckers are using a motherfucking criss-cross pattern, there are only 1 min and 41 second intervals (I counted) before the next motherfucker in a degraded piece of machiney decides to shake the walls of the degraded fucked-up structure that people in my area refer to as a school. They literally shake the motherfucking walls and windows every 1 min. and 41 secs, and they have been doing this since 5 am. I guess I should just be happy that the motherfuckers didn't bring in some fucking planes... jeezus fucking Christ, as if Al-Quaeda could musters enogh firepower to take out 1 fucking Black hawk, let alone 15 of those fuckers. And roadblocks.... Man ok, i understand that, but you don't put them all over the fucking place. Like, I have a roadblock every mile I go (not kidding) WTF?? Did they mobilize half of America's Army into my town?
End effect is: took me 2.5 hours to get home, I have a headache, and some people are reporting power outages. Just fucking great. If my power goes out, and I can't play Oblivion, I swear I am gonna use my feces to make a motherfucking Bio-weapon and show those motherfuckers the true meaning of WMD 
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Esel_Gesi
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| Posted: Sat, 22nd Apr 2006 01:05 Post subject: Re: Motherfucking Helicopters. |
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| tainted4ever wrote: | | End effect is: took me 2.5 hours to get home, I have a headache, and some people are reporting power outages. Just fucking great. If my power goes out, and I can't play Oblivion, I swear I am gonna use my feces to make a motherfucking Bio-weapon and show those motherfuckers the true meaning of WMD |
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LoL, I'm without speech after reading that one
piracy isn't a hobby, it's a way of life
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| Posted: Sat, 22nd Apr 2006 23:02 Post subject: Re: Motherfucking Helicopters. |
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| tainted4ever wrote: | Ok, so we got the senior asshole of the United States of Asinine Bullshit coming for a visit around my place. Of course, the military thought that it should show the people how good of a job it is doing keeping a dipshit that 3/4's of the world wishes would drop dead alive. So, they decided to wall off the fucking streets with Humvies. Literally, roadblocks, like this shit you see in the movies. This totally fucked up traffic. And now, some smart-ass motherfucker decided that they should add fucking helicopters in the mess. They now have 3 wings, each with 5 helicopters, patrolling the area right above my fucking school and house. And since these motheruckers are using a motherfucking criss-cross pattern, there are only 1 min and 41 second intervals (I counted) before the next motherfucker in a degraded piece of machiney decides to shake the walls of the degraded fucked-up structure that people in my area refer to as a school. They literally shake the motherfucking walls and windows every 1 min. and 41 secs, and they have been doing this since 5 am. I guess I should just be happy that the motherfuckers didn't bring in some fucking planes... jeezus fucking Christ, as if Al-Quaeda could musters enogh firepower to take out 1 fucking Black hawk, let alone 15 of those fuckers. And roadblocks.... Man ok, i understand that, but you don't put them all over the fucking place. Like, I have a roadblock every mile I go (not kidding) WTF?? Did they mobilize half of America's Army into my town?
End effect is: took me 2.5 hours to get home, I have a headache, and some people are reporting power outages. Just fucking great. If my power goes out, and I can't play Oblivion, I swear I am gonna use my feces to make a motherfucking Bio-weapon and show those motherfuckers the true meaning of WMD |
...oh, fuck, man...! Your quest is now to find BigFuckingGun, and fuck out those fucking bastards  Fucking good luck
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