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madmax17




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Oct 2024 22:14    Post subject: I'm a monkey
Had my genes analyzed by Americans (23andme)




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Zertorph
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Oct 2024 22:30    Post subject:
Do you even have Homo Sapiens DNA? Laughing
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iconized




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Oct 2024 22:41    Post subject:
Haha, we're all monkeys. Ever seen a chimpansee create a post on a forum?
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Zertorph
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Oct 2024 22:45    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
Haha, we're all monkeys. Ever seen a chimpansee create a post on a forum?


Apes, not monkeys! Except if your running for the white house and have orange hair. Laughing Laughing
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madmax17




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Oct 2024 22:53    Post subject:





Every week I get a new cousin
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Oct 2024 23:06    Post subject:
From 23andme:

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madmax17




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Oct 2024 23:08    Post subject:
Awesome, I'm more primitive Laughing
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HubU
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Oct 2024 23:13    Post subject:
Apparently, that's a predominently white people thing to have the N-boyz gene in them.


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iconized




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Oct 2024 23:21    Post subject:
@HubU The Neanderthal lived in Europe.
I had my DNA checked with 4 different companies, since I was forcibly adopted.
I never even seen a picture of my bio parents, but I decided it's a waste of money.

23andme
ancestry
heritage
familytreedna

23andme sounds weird, but we have 23 chromosome pairs.

Edit: typos


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vurt




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Oct 2024 23:23    Post subject:
...and? you kind of missed the conclusion i think. where the results same'ish or not?
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Oct 2024 23:33    Post subject:
I am mostly Europe ish and white.
One of those tests said I was 2% Jewish, later findings completely revoked that.
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madmax17




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Oct 2024 23:41    Post subject:
Hmm Jewish dna.
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Zertorph
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Oct 2024 23:46    Post subject:
Do people actually discover relatives using those tests?
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Oct 2024 23:47    Post subject:
madmax17 wrote:
Hmm Jewish dna.

Yeah that is the kind of genes that makes you toss bombs.
But I've been cleared of that.
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madmax17




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Oct 2024 23:54    Post subject:
Zertorph wrote:
Do people actually discover relatives using those tests?


I have like 1500 distant relatives, more like 300 I would like to connect to.
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Oct 2024 23:59    Post subject:
Zertorph wrote:
Do people actually discover relatives using those tests?

myOrigins at familytreedna tells me I have relatives here:



myheritage found a niece. I haven't contacted her, too scary.

@madmax17 Sorry for stealing you thread.


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madmax17




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Oct 2024 00:02    Post subject:
Stealing what, your pics are interesting mate Very Happy
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Oct 2024 05:02    Post subject:
tbh that was not really a great result. They are usually more specific.

Also, its easy to see if you have English ancestry...just check your teeth - got few left? Then definitly english Wink


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Frant
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Oct 2024 05:09    Post subject:
.. or the teeth looks like someone played bowling in the mouth, shuffling all the teeth around.


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Oct 2024 06:28    Post subject:
go back to monke, monkey is based, monke is in sync with nature, monke never destroy earth, monke does not pollute, monke fast, monke strong.

OOH OOOH AAAAHH AAAAH AAAAAAAAAAHHH
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Oct 2024 08:46    Post subject:
The results from myheritage, completely different.

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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Oct 2024 09:02    Post subject:
ancestry



Iceland Mind Is Full Of Fuck
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See, I also have relatives that drowned.
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Oct 2024 09:16    Post subject:
They haven't drowned, that's hawaii Laughing they're living large dw
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Yuri




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Oct 2024 15:13    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
See, I also have relatives that drowned.

FireMaster wrote:
They haven't drowned, that's hawaii Laughing they're living large dw

Laughing

But on a more serious note, it's interesting how there's so much variance in the DNA tests.



1 and 2 are still amazing.
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Oct 2024 16:21    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
ancestry



Iceland Mind Is Full Of Fuck


This might come as a chock to you...but ever heard of Vikings?


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Oct 2024 22:06    Post subject:
No shock, but if I would have some Viking DNA, Sweden and/or Norway would have been lit up. Edit: Actually they did lit up.
The results from myheritage encircles Netherlands, Belgium. Very likely correct.
You know that migration is something of all times, and there has been a lot of that in Europe.


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madmax17




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PostPosted: Sun, 18th May 2025 13:22    Post subject:
23andMe customers notified of bankruptcy and potential claims — deadline to file is July 14

To some this may come as a shock. Most will reply wtf does 23andMe mean?
The meanwhile inactive Greek subscriber VGAdeadcafe thought it was about a gangbang. But humans (and all monkeys) have 23 chromosome pairs.

The article:
https://techcrunch.com/2025/05/11/23andme-customers-notified-of-bankruptcy-and-potential-claims-deadline-to-file-is-july-14/
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madmax17




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PostPosted: Sun, 18th May 2025 13:37    Post subject:
Proly because of the data breach Embarassed
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